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Author:  ChillBill [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:34 pm ]
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Granted, but the outlaws kill you.
I wish for a working router with fast free net.
Author:  The Pokemon Master [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:46 pm ]
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granted but your computer and cellphone break. I wish for a laser satellite that is in orbit so I can take over the world.
Author:  Thebluepik1 [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:40 pm ]
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Granted, but then another planet takes you over.

I wish for pasta. :D
Author:  CuteKirlia [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:16 pm ]
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Granted. However, BEN jumps out and DROWNS you in your glass of milk.
Forgive me if I'm being creepy again.

I wish my fuzzy caterpillar was immortal.
Author:  The Pokemon Master [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:58 pm ]
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granted. then a god takes it away from you after it eats your house and stuff. I wish that I had a time machine that actually worked.
Author:  ChillBill [ Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:52 am ]
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Granted, but you die on one of your time-travelling trips.
I wish for a black greatsword that cannot be used against me.
Author:  CuteKirlia [ Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:27 am ]
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Granted, no one can pick it up and use it against you. You fall on it instead.

I wish for a yummy cookie.
Author:  Kiga [ Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:56 am ]
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Granted. mmm….jalapeneos and horse radish, with dehydrated pineapple chunks and cloves of garlic. They're a bit burnt, though. Ah well, you or I may not find these particularly yummy, but my dog will. He'll eat anything he can get ahold of, and he loves jalapeneos whenever he can sneak one.

I wish Shelllos and Gastrodon were released in Hoenn, as was originally intended.
Author:  CuteKirlia [ Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:25 pm ]
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Granted. Because there's not a Mount Corenet to separate the region into two separate parts for each Shellos, they have it be a really ugly maroon mix of the two Shellos. Super ugly. Sorry Kiga.

I wish I coul get my Y game right now... It sounds so cool...
Author:  Kiga [ Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:05 pm ]
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CuteKirlia wrote:
Granted. Because there's not a Mount Corenet to separate the region into two separate parts for each Shellos, they have it be a really ugly maroon mix of the two Shellos. Super ugly. Sorry Kiga.


Oh ho?

Image

Not exactly maroon, but it's close enough?

Granted, you have there money to get your Y version, and you could get it if you waited, but unfortunately, every store within a hundred mile radius is sold out of Y version, and a bug pops up that prevents it from being accessible in the eStore. But don't worry! You can buy Pokemon X! Come and join the Fae, we have cookies! Yummy, warn chocolate chip, non-jalapeneo cookies!

Now that I've pulled that image up, and have been reminded that Bulbapedia doesn't have a front shot, I wish I knew what Shellos and Gastrodon would have originally looked like.
Author:  ChillBill [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:18 am ]
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Granted. They're so horrible you puke.
I wish I had a picture of my Internet friends.
Author:  ShinyScorpio [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:48 am ]
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ChillBill wrote:
Granted. They're so horrible you puke.
I wish I had a picture of my Internet friends.

Granted. But the picture contains general Zod from superman in it, he escapes and destroys every bone in your body.
I wish to based god!
Author:  CuteKirlia [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 5:34 pm ]
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Granted. But then the real God destroys you, you false idol, asuming I translated that right.

I wish that the voices in my head would stop jabbering. They tell me to destroy you.
Author:  ShinyScorpio [ Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:11 pm ]
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CuteKirlia wrote:
Granted. But then the real God destroys you, you false idol, asuming I translated that right.

I wish that the voices in my head would stop jabbering. They tell me to destroy you.

Granted. Those voices stop and are replaced with worse voices driving you to kill yourself.
Sorry if that was a little over board!
I wish for the ability to produce unlimited energy drinks of my choice.
Author:  GhostPony750 [ Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:51 pm ]
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Granted, you die because you drank too much.

I wish for a dragon.
Author:  CuteKirlia [ Sun Nov 17, 2013 5:33 pm ]
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Granted. Only, the dragon doesn't like you as much as me. This is because they know I love dragons more than anyone else on Earth. Ha, not it's MINE!

I wish to use my new dragon firend to rule the world peacefully, making everyone happy!
Ha. If you backfire this, everyone will be sad.
Author:  ChillBill [ Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:03 am ]
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Granted, but due to the very nature of humanity, soon people begin to plot against you. Then someone finds a fairy and uses it to take out your dragon. You are then captured, put in a cage and become the object of public mockery for 5 USD.
I wish Fairies weren't immune to dragon attacks.
Author:  Thebluepik1 [ Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:16 pm ]
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Granted, but then Dragons get immune to Ghost and Dark type attacks. Dragons are now overpowered again.

I wish BEN wouldn't drown me while I'm eating my pasta... Besides, BEN is my friend.
Author:  CuteKirlia [ Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:36 pm ]
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Granted. BEN DROWNS.

I wish I didn't have so much homework. I need more time to write...
Author:  twistedturtwig [ Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:21 am ]
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Granted. All of your homework disappears. Try explaining that to your teacher!

I wish that my school's Homecoming tickets weren't so expensive.
Author:  CuteKirlia [ Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:02 pm ]
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Granted. To compensate, school lunches cost 100$. Everyone is annoyed, and at you for lowering the ticket's cost in the first place. You may decide for yourself what they do next...

I wish I could write and type faster. That would be very, very helpful. Get my ideas down right as I think them instead of my hands lagging behind where my brain is.
Author:  ChillBill [ Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:50 am ]
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Thebluepik1 wrote:
Granted, but then Dragons get immune to Ghost and Dark type attacks. Dragons are now overpowered again.

Excellent.

And because I can't help backfiring at Kirlia...
Granted, but you become so fast that the PC can't register your keystrokes, and anything you type is a mess. And unfortunately, there will never be a computer fast enough to respond to your speed.
I wish I had an unbreakable, unstealable and impossible to malfunction Xperia Z1.
Author:  twistedturtwig [ Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:06 am ]
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Granted, but it's so amazing that you spend all your time on it, neglecting your friends, family, and even yourself, since you're too enthralled by it to eat or drink anything. You end up having to be pried away from it and banned from going anywhere near it ever again for your own sake.

I wish that my iPad had more memory so that I can download some music without having to delete something else to make room for it.
Author:  GhostPony750 [ Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:36 pm ]
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Granted, you spend the rest of your life downloading music.

I wish for good grades in mathematics and science. (43% and 65% ermagherd)
Author:  CuteKirlia [ Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:31 pm ]
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Granted. You fail at Life instead. Sorry.

I wish I wasn't so highly distractable in my attention span issues. Can I please just something done, and go FIVE MINUTES without something else snagging my attention?
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