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Author:  Mr. Dude [ Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:07 pm ]
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Granted, but now they're obsessed with Pokemon and won't do anything except for playing Pokemon B/W and watching anime. Eventually they starved. Are you happy now, DragoBoy? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!!?

I wish for more pumpernickel and onion pretzels (those things are delicious, and I just finished the bag).

Author:  twistedturtwig [ Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:11 pm ]
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Granted, but you get so many that they cover you and you suffocate and DIE! :twisted:

I wish for a small bag of those pumpernickel and onion pretzels. They sound good.

Author:  DragoBoy [ Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:13 pm ]
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Granted but you have an allergic reaction to them and get rushed to hospital

I wish for pokemon grey (or whatever it'll be called) to come out tomorrow for only $1

Author:  Mr. Dude [ Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:20 pm ]
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Granted, but you sniff your game and it smells like pumpernickel and onion pretzels. You then swallow it and choke to death.

I wish that the pumpernickel and onion pretzels failed to kill me, enabling me to eat all of them without worry. :D

Author:  azul [ Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:16 pm ]
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Granted but now you are as big as the moon and you orbit the earth with the moon and satellites and all of psypokes would cry :cry: :shock: :o :( noooooooo

I wish I had a dish with foam all over it so I can't get hurt :mrgreen:

Author:  Mr. Dude [ Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:59 pm ]
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Granted, but the wish decides to be extra kind to you and gives you twenty thousand dishes. They appear from the sky and land on top of you. The sheer weight shatters every bone in your body, but the foam is soft. :D

I wish for confetti to rain down upon me as my entire neighborhood suddenly breaks out into a choreographed musical number.

Author:  Skeleton [ Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:21 pm ]
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Granted but they're singin' Friday

I wish I had a cape that would blow dramatically behind me even when there was no wind

Author:  Mr. Dude [ Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:35 pm ]
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Granted, but the cape gets caught in your bike tires as you're biking to school. You get sucked into the wheels and get shredded.

I wish that the song Friday was never written. That song is awful. (And Skeleton, how dare you even consider thinking about possibly using it as a weapon against anyone. No one here wants to get abused or scarred for life.)

Author:  rex09 [ Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:38 pm ]
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Friday wasn't that bad. It really doesn't deserve as much hate as it gets.

Granted, but in exchange all the good music from the world must disappear. Now look what you did...

I wish bad tasting food was the only bad food for you, health wise.

Author:  Skeleton [ Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:52 pm ]
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Granted but now centuries of movies and tv shows that involve kids being told to eat their vegetables make no sense

I wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish

Author:  ShinyLucario [ Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:19 pm ]
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Granted, you're a delicious little fish now lying on my dinner plate.
I wish that I could control all animals of the world and they would obey whatever command I give and would destroy all who would try to backfire me.

Author:  sumo12345 [ Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:14 am ]
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Granted you only get that abilioty for 1 second.
I wish that Intimidate will Intimidate Intimidate, Intimidate and Intimidate, then Intimidate will Intimidate Intimidate and Intimidate so Intimidate would Intimidate Intimidate and Intimidate so that Intimidate will Intimidate Intimidate, Intimidate and Intimidate so that Intimidate could trace Intimidate’s Intimidate so that it could Intimidate Intimidate and Intimidate so that Intimidate could Intimidate Intimidate and Intimidate!
I wish the world wasnt round.

Author:  GofD [ Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:19 am ]
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Granted, the world is now a cube and we can no longer travel to different contienents, thus the global economy collapses and all world economines go into depression for the next 1000 centuries.

I wish for a rewind.

Author:  IceArceus12 [ Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:23 am ]
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Granted. But then it messes up and goes forward.

I wish I had I had more Pokemon

Author:  DragoBoy [ Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:27 am ]
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Granted but they're all level 100 magikarp with only splash {magikarp}

I wish for awesomeness

Author:  Mr. Dude [ Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:14 pm ]
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Granted. The mailman drops off a huge crate at your door, about six feet tall and three feet wide in both directions. You open the box and...
I jump out screaming, "I'm HERE!!!"

I wish that I was back at home instead of at DragoBoy's. I don't want to share my awesomeness.

Author:  Skeleton [ Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:17 pm ]
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Granted but while you were out a family of cannibalistic rednecks moved in next door

I wish the best thing ever happened

Author:  DragoBoy [ Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:38 pm ]
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Granted but it wasn't as great as you thought it would be and just seems suckish in comparison

I wish homework was never thought of

Author:  Mr. Dude [ Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:53 pm ]
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Granted, but then they came up with branding the information on your butt.

I wish that my butt was immune to getting branded with said information.

Author:  DragoBoy [ Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:01 pm ]
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Granted they use your face instead

I wish someone other than Mr. Dude would backfire my wishes

Author:  Mr. Dude [ Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:33 pm ]
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Granted, but then you miss me and beg for me to backfire your wishes again. :D

I wish that I was better at poker.

Author:  IceArceus12 [ Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:42 pm ]
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Granted. You can win every Poker match, but you're too cocky and lose evry match

I wish I had a sports car

Author:  twistedturtwig [ Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:33 pm ]
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Granted. It appears right over your head.

I wish that more people would compete in my Brainteaser Battle. (PS: Skeleton, you're not right. :( )

Author:  GofD [ Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:17 am ]
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Granted, but so many peopple join that psypokes servers explode creating a out of control fire to ravage where ever the servers are. And such, trying to visit psypokes gives you an error message.

I wish for happiness.

Author:  Mr. Dude [ Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:46 pm ]
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Granted, but happiness cannot exist without unhappiness to be related to, and therefore you immediately become unhappy after your brief flash of happiness.

I wish that there was a period at the end of this sentence

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