Granted. The mass psypoke gathering is in a pit of lava, so a lot of psypokians die.

I wish my plan to raise money for Children In Need goes well.

Granted, but the chewing is so loud that the voices find you.

I wish for an ice cream party!

Granted but it's a party of mutated Vanillites that have developed a taste for human blood. Oh, and the party is at your house

I wish TT would post a new riddle in the brainteaser challenge

Granted, but it's too hard for you to crack, and someone else gets it instead of you.

I wish for pie that would not hurt me, my family, friends, or kill them and me, or have anything to do with us having a bad day because of it (i.e. pie in the face)

Granted, You get a pie. But now you have to date all the male psypoke members that are +/- one year your age. You should have read the label on the pie before getting it.

I wish for a date with a living breathing 20 year old female Human, that does not go wrong for any reason what so ever.

Granted, but she's ugly.

I wish that I had a pocket full of sunshine.

Granted, the sunshine in your pocket causes you to spontaneosly combust. I called 911, so they should here aaaannnny second now...


I wish that a Fairy God mother would make the date that TT made ugly would make her look cattish ( NOT to be confused with Catfish).

Granted. She's now a cat. An ugly cat.

I wish that cross-country counted teams' scores by times, not by points. WE SHOULD HAVE MADE IT TO THE MEET OF CHAMPIONS!!!

Granted, but it Faked Out you and you flinched.

I wish that my true love would give me two turtledoves.

Granted, but they pecked your eyes out.

I wish that turtledoves would peck Salamence47's eyes out, so that he can not see the keyboard to post pointless necromances and spams.

Granted, but all the other members started doing it,too
I wish for a hot guy who's my age.

Granted, but then YOU become a guy, so it's totally pointless.

I wish for unlimited salad and breadsticks for $6.99!

Granted, but right when you're about to buy it all, the country's economy plumets, and the $6.99 becomes completly worthless, and instead of buying all your food, you must burn your money for firewood

I wish I could find UP 1981 and get a really cool picture of it!

Granted. You win eighty thousand dollars in poker chips, but leave it in your satchel after you leave Vegas. Too bad.

I wish that I had eighty thousand dollars in poker chips.

Granted, but as long as you stole that line from the hangover, the crazy Asain guy comes and kills you.

I wish for mass effect 3 to be the best game ever and for it to come out now. And for the first copy.

Granted, but since you broke the rules by wishing for two things, and since there already is a best game ever (hint: you're on a site about it right now ), I hand you a nuclear bomb and teleport away from harm. Have fun!

I wish for a pair of running spikes that make you a better runner and serve hot chocolate for those oh-so-cold runs in the wintertime.

Granted, but the spikes fell off and the hot cocoa tastes terrible, so.
I wish that that modelling agency hadn't talked to me at the mall today.(and I returned to normal. )

Granted, but they talk to you tomorrow.

I wish for the space dinosaurs to come down and blow up Mt. Rushmore so all the little Smurfs can simply walk into Mordor.

Granted! But I dont like the Smurfs, and neither does Mr. Space Dino. So anything Smurf related gets blown to dust.

I wish Psypokes had a realthionship tab so we all could find someone special who likes pokemon.

Granted, but the Realthion Ship (which was caring the space dinos) explodes, killing all possible perfect matches.

I wish Pokemon wasn't so looked down upon at my school.

Granted, one more person in'the school likes Pokémon. Hey, it's not looked down upon as much!

I wish I could walk through walls, so I'd never be late for class.

Granted, you die and end up in Everlost somehow, so now you can walk through real-world walls! But too bad you don't go to school anymore
(If you've read that book you'll know what I mean)

I wish for a time schedule on when any 747's or other cool airplanes land at my airport so I can go watch them