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Granted but the shark takes over facebook, so now its called Sharkbook and everyone must have a shark as their picture. Also, real sharks come on and stalk all us humans and eventually eat us in our sleep

I wish I would escape from the limbo from time and space

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Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:49 pm
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Location: On Pilgramage, on this nice little planet called Earth. I don't think they've noticed me yet.
Granted, in a desperate attempt to save you, I fall in, and you leave me there. We I die, I haunt you, making every moment of you existence an Edgnar Allen Poe story, muhaha :twisted:
P.S. if you don't understand that reference, then literature hates you.

I wish for a mirror.

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Granted, but you're UGLY! :o

I wish for a huge maelstrom to destroy the Andromeda Galaxy. (If it's going to collide with the Milky Way in a few million years, then good riddance.)

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Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:43 pm
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Location: On Pilgramage, on this nice little planet called Earth. I don't think they've noticed me yet.
Granted, but the explosive core of that galaxy wipes out all matter in the uni- *boom*

I wish that hadn't just happened, so I could make a wish. :geek:

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Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:38 pm
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Granted, but you suddenly got amnesia and not only completely forgot the wish you were about to make, but also raised your Sp. Def. by two stages.

I wish that the word "spork" was in the dictionary.

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Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:07 pm
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Location: On Pilgramage, on this nice little planet called Earth. I don't think they've noticed me yet.
Granted, but then I murder you for trying to make something bad happen that involves a spork. Sporks are too amazing and god-like to have anything bad to do with them, so shame on you! :x

I wish for the spork gods to look down upon me in happyness.

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granted but there form of happiness is not the kind you like and they shower you with lightning and hail and ya it kinda hurt you.

I wish for a scanner to make getting my drawings on the web faster.

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They do it to trigger fan-fictions. Fur da lulz. Cuz you know how those fan stories can get... *shudders*

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Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:19 pm
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Granted, but you can only change it to 50 pictures of Hitler, so you may as well not bother.

Are you kidding? I would totally do that.

Granted; but your scanner breaks down randomly and then refuses to be compatible with any computer you ever have. Ah, how brilliant technology is.

I wish people didn't need to wear corrective lenses.

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Me too Granted; now they're all blind. (I feel like such an asshole for doing that, but w/e lol )

I wish for.... hm. I wish I knew what to wish for.

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Location: On Pilgramage, on this nice little planet called Earth. I don't think they've noticed me yet.
Granted, but since I said that awhile ago, you get a puppy instead. You also become allergic to dogs. And puppies. No loopholes, haha!

I wish for a loophole. (isn't that contradicting myself? Oh well)

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Granted, but it promptly encircles your neck and strangles you. Get it?

I wish I did have a puppy ;.;

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Granted, but you're still allergic to dogs. You give the puppy to your best friend so you don't have to deal with the sneezing, but your friend thinks it's a polar bear and tranquilizes it. :(

I wish for pastrami.

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Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:49 am
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Granted, but its past its due date. Which was last thursday. Of October. In 1885. You end up not beleving me and eat the Pastrami anyways. You are then being rushed to the hospital thinking your dating (Insert Name of Mr. Dudes Dream Girl here).

I wish for backfire on the backfire WITHIN the backfire.

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Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:35 am
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Granted. Your car backfires and puts your back on fire, all within your backfire.

I wish for my own meme.

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Granted; the phrase 'twistedturtroll' starts circulating around BUNNIES and then breaks out into the Internet like a virus, all because of some kid that wanted a meme named after him. Now he's the laughing stock of the Interwebs.

Speaking of which, I wish for some stocks.

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DNA wrote:
Granted; the phrase 'twistedturtroll' starts circulating around BUNNIES and then breaks out into the Internet like a virus, all because of some kid that wanted a meme named after him. Now he's the laughing stock of the Interwebs.

We should do this.

Granted, but you only buy ones that cause you to lose $100 per stock. You bought 10,000 shares of them.... (not sure if I used those terms right, but I think you get the idea).

I wish that you just got twistedturtrolled.

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Granted. Problem, DNA?

I wish that I wasn't the laughing stock of people everywhere.

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Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:09 pm
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Granted, you're just the laughing stock of the people of Earth. The aliens aren't laughing, crying, or twistedturtrolling anymore.

I wish to be Mr. Dudetrolled (or something similar. I'm not creative at all.).

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Granted. You turn into a troll.

I don't wish.

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Granted. You know have no dreams, hopes or desires either. You never get a job, a girlfriend or move out of your parents place, and you end up amounting to nothing.

I wish to get my launcher in DFO to the lvl cap today.

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Granted, and the cap matches its clothes quite nicely.

I wish for EVIL! :evil:

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Granted, Darth Vader invades the earth and makes everyone slaves

I wish I wouldnt get in trouble with the police, government, etc. for the rest of my life

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Granted, no one in government, law, or politics will ever get in your way. In fact, they even help you to rob banks, then arrest themselves. However, Chuck Norris doesn't like you hat...

I wish for Skittles.

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Granted, but the recipe now has chocolate in it, so it's now almost like M&M's.
I wish that my dog-paw gloves didn't make me type weird. (yes, I am wearing my Halloween costume right now)


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Granted, but you turn into your halloween costume. You are now a little chiwawa (Geez I hope I spelled that right), being dragged around in a synthitic purse by a nuts so 20 year old girl, who treats more of as an Accessory, than a dog.

I wish for nothing and somwthing all at the same time.

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