Granted, but the magic of it is that it does nothing

I wish DNA got punched a million times in the face

granted but DNA was dressed as yu and you where dressed as him and you got punched for half the time until DNA felt sorry for you and he tolled them to stop and start punching him.

I wish for a computer and infinite internet.

Granted, but the internet is now worthless

I wish I could win

Granted, you win Miss America

I wish I had a use for this ugly jar I made in ceramics in high school. The mouth it just a little too small for quarters to fit into.

Granted, but that use is: you can only put the third crumb from every fifth Subway footlong sandwich bought in Timbuktu that was eaten in Madrid. It's so obscure that it continues to collect dust around the house.

I wish my Bio teacher didn't give quizzes over pre-labs >_>

Granted, s/he gives full-blown tests on the pre-labs.

I wish the next wish didn't involve punching.

Granted, instead it includes M.A.D (mutally assured destruction). Now you will never have to worry about punches EVER again.

I wish I had a meatball Marinaria sub with ham, genoa salamia, pepperonia, sausage, itallian sausage, honey garlic sausage, sliced turkey breast, sliced chicken breast, bacon, turkey bacon, ground pork, ground turkey, tomatoes, sliced eggs, green pepper, yellow pepper, orange pepper, white onion, spanish onion, red onion, jalepino pepper, bananna pepeprs, chilli flakes, chilli, cherry tomatoes, garlic, a bit of orageno, curry powder, And a leaf of parsley as a garnish.

(OK i think I just made myself hungry...)

Granted but look it was already partly purple

I wish for a load of nice hats

I think I was skipped.... I was really looking forward to gettin that sub too.. Meh, Anyways:

Granted, you are now no longer able to make up your mind ever again. This gets you thrown out of every fast food joint in the country.

I wish my wish wasnt skipped.

Granted. *skips wish*

I wish I had a sports car

Granted, but id move out of the way if I was you, its cmoing right at you. Move. Sreiously, its gettin closer.... ICEARCUES, MOOOOOO....
OH THE HUMANITY! THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL! CALL AN AMBULANCE, CALL THE NAVY, CALL A GARAGE!

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Granted, but I didn't read it correctly, and I made it even longer.

I wish for pie that didn't harm me internally OR externally, and it doesn't get smeared down my front, back, feet, butt, face, hair, or any combination of those.

Granted. You only just realised it isn't good for you

I wish for a cake

(wut, feces are a good thing solely because they carry the trash out of your body)

Granted, but you now have a feces cake. LOL KARMA

I wish that my high school team wins its homecoming football game tonight :O

Granted but the marching bands that play for halftime are so epicly awesome that the football game doesn't matter anymore and everyone wants to listen to the bands play

I wish for a fish (and a better rhyme)

NO! You can't make two wishes at the same time. You get arrested. But your cellmate is a talented poet.

I wish for some peppermint chewin' gum

Granted but right before I'm arrested I suddenly say you're the reason why I made two wishes, so welcome to my jailcell buddy!

I wish we could bust out of jail and get away with it

Granted, but you only get away with it for a second

I wish for a pie to eat

granted. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubblegum_Alley

I wish I had http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Kingdom_5KR.jpg

Granted, it sinks

I wish my prison food didn't have chilie everyday and had something yummy everyday

granted but now you are out of prison and all of your yummy food is gone.

I wish I had a boat load of spare dsi's http://cdn.marineinsight.com/wp-content ... r-ship.jpg

granted the second you touch one they all short circuit and now you have a boat load of paper weights. i wish everything i said came true.