because anyone can smile big or play a violin; but it takes a true GENIUS to grow a beard

Cockroaches VS Rats VS those ants

Rats because they're mammals and sometimes kept as pets.

Blueberry Pancakes vs. Junior Mints vs. Kramer from Seinfeld.

blueberry pancakes because i had them for breakfast today

wailord_2 v.s. a bear v.s. a poisonous stick

Wailord_2 because the bear ate the poisonous stick and died.


Eyes vs. the letter W vs. The fact that no one is joining my tournament (if you want to join the ink is in my sig)

The letter W cuz when it was announced on sesame street, elmo went on a rampage and killed everyone.
Osama bin Laden vs Adolf Hitler.

osama bin laden because he died later than hitler

my cat v.s. my other cat v.s. my snake

your snake because it is a snake and the other two choices are cats.

glasses vs. Cage The Elephant vs. a burning computer

Burning computer, because Dr. Hax threw it at Cage the Elephant and killed it, and broke the glasses easily.

wins because the emptiness drives you crazy.

Blue VS Vs VS Barbed-Wire

Whoops, forgot to post. Barbed wire, cuz its keeps those da*# kids outa my yard. Also keeps the dog from jumping the 6 ft fence.
Pokemon vs Yugioh vs Digimon

pokemon because that is the whole topic of this site

zap plate v.s. splash plate v.s. draco plate

Zap Plate, cuz it electrocuted the splash plate and zapped the draco plate with a lightning bolt.
American S.W.A.T. vs. German GSG-9

American S.W.A.T. Because it spells out a word.

Ferris Bueller vs. a Ferris Wheel vs. Ferris State University

ferris wheel because i love riding those things

salamence v.s. arceus v.s. jigglypuff

Jigglypuff because it sings arceus and salamence to sleep then draws on their faces with a magic marker. When they wake up both think it was the other that drew all over their faces so they got in a battle and killed each other.


Blue Man Group vs. Watermelons vs. John F.Kennedy

watermelons because the Blue Man Group and JFK eat some and the seeds inside grow into a bunch of watermelons, and explode the people

Chains VS A seahorse VS The artist formally known as Prince

The chains, cuz it'll strane Prince and the seahorse.
Buck Norris(chuck norris' extremely fat brother) vs McDonalds food chain

McDonalds Food chain because we can't have anything to do with chuck noriss in this game.

the number 7 vs. blink-182 vs. a neat old firetruck from the 60's

The number 7, cuz he got 'lucky' the night before.
The midget from Jacka$$ vs a chimpanzee

a chimpanzee because that midget is shorter than a chimpanzee.

a goat vs. malaria vs. Wednesday

wednesday because malaria kills the chimpanzee

a cat v.s. a mouse v.s. a rat

Rats because cats chase and eat mice, then cats get worn out from it and can't do anything to rats

's glasses VS 's glasses VS 's glasses

's glasses because shades rock

psypoke v.s. pokecommunity

Psypoke because its Psypoke. 'nuff said.


Bob Geren vs. Moltres vs. Dallas Mavericks

Moltres, cuz it incinerated the other two.
Sony vs Microsoft