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Granted, but the snow piles up on your roof and destroys your house, the houses of everybody you love, and the hospital you were born in. And people were in the buildings as they were being destroyed, including your family and Carlos Santana. However, Carlos Santana placed 17 lasers around the world pointing to the Earth's core and they were activated when his heart stopped beating. The holes the lasers pierced went to the mantle. As the magma shoots out of the holes in the surface, less material is filling the Earth. The world deflated causing the oceans to rise, drowning everybody but you, your school, and all your teachers. It's not snowing, so you have to go to school Thursday. And then the teachers kill themselves because they are so lonely, leaving you locked in the school. The waters rise again at high tide and you die a slow painful death of starvation trapped in the place you wished yourself away from in the first place. (Actually, after about five days the hunger pain stops because your body stops producing the acid that creates the feeling of hunger.) (Wow, that was the longest Backfire I have ever made. Rejoice!)

I wish for a Twinkie.

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Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:03 pm
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Granted but there was no cream in the twinkie so it tastes horrible
I wish for a giant tital wave!!

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Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:01 pm
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...was that completely necessary, lol??

Granted, but the FDA people change the regulations just for that Twinkie so that instead of filling, it has human intestines (raw ones, to be specific). Bon apetit!

EDIT: NOOO!! Fine, but the tidal wave wipes out only the city you live in, then comes to where you are and carries you off to... (insert bad place here).

I wish Jaypokes would hurry up and finish his WW game already.

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Granted, but no one will be interested in the next one.

I wish I didn't have to stay up until 2 a.m. or later because I have to make up for the school days I missed.

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Granted, but you fail and are forced to repeat.


I wish for a job.

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Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:57 pm
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Granted,but the job is horrible and you don't get payed anything.

I wish Pokemon was real.


Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:06 pm
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Granted, now millions of Pikachus are roaming the world and now are as common (and annoying) as rats.

I wish Shuckle was real!

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Granted, but the Shuckle you caught with your only Master Ball doesn't like you and won't make any berry juice.

I wish Nintendo stopped making Pokemon after Generation III.


Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:00 pm
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What?! So many of the Gen V pokes are awesome!! Not to mention the fact that Nintendo has little to do with it; rather, Gamefreak is the company responsible for the actual creation of the Pokemon.

Granted, but some other company adopts the franchise, and nothing really changes.
I wish I knew why my breeding attempts have failed.

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Granted, but you still can't make future attempts work.

I wish most of the new Pokemon didn't look like somthing that set out in the sun like raisins.


Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:37 pm
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D:

Granted, but now they look like prunes.
I wish for two more snow days.

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Granted, but they wipe out your house.

I wish you knew that I'm joking about the new Pokemon.


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Granted, he now thinks your joking about EVERYTHING.

I wish for A week without another snow storm.

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Granted, but when you go to school, the work is so hard you wish for the snow storm again.

I wish I had cartoons to watch.


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HAH , that backfire backfireded on you! I dont go to school anymore!

Anyway, Granted-> You get cartoons, but they are horrible, cause I drew them.

I wish for (insert wish here)

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I inserted a wrecking ball, heading towards your house.

I wish GofD still went to school.


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Granted, and I won a cookie! (idk)

I wish the cookie tasted good.

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Granted, but it has a tasteless poison that kills you instantly.

I wish I could go to the dark side to get my free cookie.

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Granted, but you get lost and get no cookies.

I wish for A longer roof rake to shovle snow with.

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Granted but it too big and too heavy to pick up, and it' in the way of the drive way, o now you can't go to work!

I wih my '' key wa working becaue it get quite annoying when I can't pre it!

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Granted, all your other keys don't work.

I wish there was no such thing as a research paper.

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(you and me both...)

Granted, but teachers come up with an even worse assignment to take its place.

I wish I had beaten Dahlia (damn that medicham!! in the red and it beat me....)

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Granted, you lose the next battle and the next and the next...

I wish I could finish my rough draft of this research paper quickly, do it well, and get it approved by my teacher.

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Granted, but the final draft was awful and you got a 0. This 0 brought down your grade to an F, forcing you to work in McDonald's for the rest of your life.

I wish for a Pansage.

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Greanted I give you a pan and some sage.

I wish for less wishes.

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