A magic lamp! I rubbed it, and a genie came out. He said...

..."If you want to get the Stone of Destiny, you must defeat me in a Pokemon battle first." He sent out a Medicham and a Duskonoir. All Ashketchumwee had with him was...

A Rattata. But somhow he won so...

... The genie had a temper tantrum and gave him the Stone of Destiny reluctantly. When Ashketchumwee brought it to Giovanni, he said...

that there are two stones of destiny and the genie just tricked him and he will be back when the moon is.....

... 29.3% full, which just happened to be that night! Ashketchumwee raced to Mount Moon, only to find the genie resurrecting The Evil TREE! Asketchumwee let out a little shriek, causing the genie to...

...Discover him. With a wave of his hand the genie summoned a gigantic Rock Slide that destroyed Ashketchumwee. With THE TREE resurrected......

with it's destructive leaves. the world is no longer safe. out of no wear darkrye/gratina (I think I spelt them bolth wrong) and began to sing....... (I have done some back reeding lol )

... "Help" by the Beatles, to call all the heroes of the world. From Unova came Alder, from Sinnoh Looker, from the "Who Would Win a Fight Forums" The LEAF, and from Canada...

A yodeling Canadian!!!!!!( a new hero) with his yodel so loud that even time, space and dimension stand still and when he yodeled with all his might the world.......

...channelled all its energy into his yodel, destroying the Evil Tree for good. Ashketchumwee was revived and left Mt. Moon to...

...Participate in the Bug Catching Contest. During his epic hunt of awesomeness, he came across a...

...An Arceus holding a Bug plate. "WHAT IS THAT???" he said. "This is only Gen 2!" So...
Lawl, that was random.

... He caught it with the Net Ball that he happened to have handy. When he showed it to the judges, they said that since it was still a Bug Type it was eligible. However, when the judging came around...

to judging they said that the metapod won and he got 3ed place ashketchumwee in his anger told his "bug pokemon" to destroy the nation park and...

...Fetch him an ice-cold smoothie. Arceus, enraged that a mere mortal would dare to command him, blasted Ashketchumwee to pieces! News got word to Giovanni, in response said...

..."Oh noes Arceus is starting to destroy the world (again)! Let's go to Cerulean Cave to seek Mewtwo's help!" But when the Rockets arrived......

... All they found was the Wawa Hoagiefest guy. He said, "Mewtwo isn't here right now. He's on vacation in...

...Mexico." With directions from a Lombre, they made it to Mexico, but...

only to find mewtwo and mew playing golf and they refused to stop before all 18 holes and they were only at 3!!! only time will tell. out of no were deoxys speed came to mess with the golf and.....

Mewtwo, jealous of Deoxys for becoming the new "Mewtwo" in generation 3, blasted a bunch of shadow balls at Deoxys-S. Right when Deoxys-S was about to faint, Mew...

...became sick from eating too much Mexican food. Mewtwo decided to help Mew instead, and Deoxys...

was left there to rot. Suddenly, Sumo12345 discoverd via Dry that Fighting doesnt resist Ice! So then, with Dry in the car, he drove...

... To twistedturtig's house to pick him up, and they all set off on a road trip across Johto. Their first stop was...

professor elm's laboratory to get a starter. but when they got there they saw that there was only two to choose from. mwahahahaha pokemon trainer azul got there first and he picked and ran off to get a mysterious pokemon egg!?!?!?!? only to get stoped by a red head boy named ??? (that is what I named my rival in my gold game and my heart gold) now what will dry and twistedtutwig pick for starters??? ???