Edible. He was so enraged by not knowing this he shoved it into some random guys mouth. After drinking a Lemonade...
(YAY EDIBLE LEAF )

... He spit it all out in that same guy's face. The lemonade caused a chain reaction with a bit of THE LEAF between his teeth, making it...

...To grow and grow and grow until it grew into THE (INVINCIBLE) TREE. The most horrifying thing the world had, has, and will ever know. With a simple wave of its branch it created an army of THE LEAVES that......

.......formed a massive storm that destroys every in its path. moving its way to pallet town. professor oak exposes him self to toxic chemicals that turns him into a treecko (now he is not affected by it ) . now standing in the remains of his lab.....

...He made a solemn vow to eradicate THE TREE and THE LEAVES once and for all. He went to Mt. Silver to sought the help of Red, but alas!......

Highlight to view spoiler.
Red is the shrongest trainer in the game,so he completly killed pwned prof oak, which caused Red to...

explode and become a Jim Carry wearing a tutu. I watched. And Giovanni gave me...

a pokeball and told ashkachumwee to catch him for he was to scared to do it him self. ash look at him and said......

... "Forget that!" And grabbed a Master Ball, caught Jim Carry, and named him "Is a Jerk" That way, it'd be, "Giovanni! Is a Jerk!" Giovanni thought that was...

Stupid, so he let loose all of his pokemon to go on rampage, but who will save the world? Of cours, the super shiny...

LEAF! (What! Twist of events!). The original LEAF who had beaten down ShuckleRock$ so many times realized how out of control this had become. He joined Giovanni and Ashketchumwee and vowed to defeat his former ally The (Invincible) TREE! They then all...

Had a party, getting a bit off track. They realised this after half an hour, so they...

...Decided to focus and be prepared to fight THE TREE and THE LEAVES. But then THE LEAVES army came and destroyed everything. THE LEAF barely escaped and he teamed up with......

... Bryce, because he is an awesome ninja! They went and revived Professor Oak, who then told them the secret to beating the TREE, which is...

"Call it 'Chunky Monkey'" They did that, which caused the tree to explode into confetti. Then Ashketchumwee and Giovanni and THE LEAF and Proffessor Oak realized...

professor oak is still a treecko! how will i ever be myself again he seid to himself. then it came to ashkachumwee that....

...With a secret machine locked away in Rocket Headquarter's basement, they could transform Prof. Oak back! However, no one noticed that the confetti is regrouping into THE TREE..........

... Except for Chuck Norris who shot The TREE with weed killer, making it shrivel up and die, never to be seen again. Ashketchumwee, Giovanni, Treecko Oak, The LEAF, Bryce, and Chuck Norris all preceded to go to the Rocket HQ and...

They found the machine broken. "WAAH ILL BE A WEIRD RAT-SQUIRREL-ALLIGATOR-TREE THING FOREVER!" Oak cried, which made Mewtwo and other genetic epic fails....

Explode into its DNA. Then a jynx came along and it used Hail, which caused...

... A chemical reaction turning Professor Oak back to his normal self, just twenty years younger. He was completely okay with this, so their epic quest had come to a close. Oak went back to Pallet Town, Bryce went back to his gym, The LEAF went back to the "Who Would Win in a Fight Thread," and Chuck Norris back to wherever he came from. Giovanni, however, ordered Ashketchumwee to retrieve for him the Stone of Destiny, found only in...

mtn. moon !!!!! in the cavern of dude-dude (that is what my little sister calls geodude ). and the only entrence is behind the.....

... Talking statue. When Ashketchumwee approached it, its eyes began to glow as it spoke the riddle "What is...

The square root of soon?" the answer was, of course...
(Did the eyes glow this colour?)

... Marmite! Ashketchumwee took out his handy dandy marmite container and gave it to the statue to eat. It burped, and moved aside. In the next room, there was...

(and yes, the eyes glowed light blue!)