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Granted, you were just born- early at that

I wish I had super-hard bones so my {mew} wouldn't crush me...

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Mewtwo:... ... ... *shoots himself*


Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:25 am
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Granted, but it evolved into a {magikarp}.
I wish for a pork-roast made from said {magikarp}.

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Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:28 pm
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UNGRANTABLE pork is pig and magikarp is fish so take dat

I wish my {magikarp} evolved back into {mew} and stayed a {mew}

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Mewtwo:... ... ... *shoots himself*


Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:24 am
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Granted, but I ate it because I couldn't get my freakin pork-roast!
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I wish for a pork-roast.

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Sun Jul 18, 2010 1:46 pm
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Location: In Mah Villa playin' cards with the black dragonite
Granted but it morphs into MAN - EATING GNATS and it drills through whoever's eating it's stomach

I wish my {mew} broke out of Mr. Dudes stomach and came back to me AND still loved me. :P

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Mew: well?

Mewtwo:... ... ... *shoots himself*


Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:21 pm
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Granted. But you got blinded by some aura that makes you blinded and you only can see your mew. As a result, you bump onto walls.

I wish I can find my pokemon games.

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Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:26 am
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Granted, but then you lose them again, and your Gameboy and DS(lite)(i) evolved into a {magikarp}.
I WISH FOR MY FREAKIN PORK-ROAST!!! I deserve a pork-roast! GIVE IT TO ME!!
Thank you for your patronage.

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Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:04 pm
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Granted, and it was delicious. In fact, it was so delicious that it was impossible to get that flavor when it was fully cooked and there fore you got a whole batch of the trichina parasites. Over the next several days you experience heart burn, nausea to the point you vomit and a really bad case of diarrhea that is too disturbing to mention. After that you soon develop swollen sacks under your skin, severe pain in your muscles and a dangerously high fever. After a few weeks, the worms enter your central nervous system. Guess what happens after that?

I wish i was immune to all diseases, parasites, viruses and so on and could not die under any circumstances unless I willed it.

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Granted, so have fun living forever watching all your loved ones die of those diseases and other death causing... things that you wish you never got.

I wish that when I die that I will be (hopefully) painlessly murdered by a man with green hair and have negotiated with him before my killing that he would shape my facial expression so that when someone finds me dead I will look like this, http://www.stillmanphoto.com/Crazy%20Face.htm. haha. XD

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Granted. It is NOTgranted. Sorry for the inconvenience.
I wish El Diablo was easier to defeat in S.K.O.B2

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Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:13 am
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(couldn't have been a little more creative there?)

Granted, but the game makers have recognized the fact that you have cheated your way in to beating this El Diablo fellow and have banned you from the game.

I wish that my cat would stop putting his tail in my mouth.

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Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:41 am
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Granted. Now he won't stop putting his foot in your mouth.

I wish for shapeshifting powers.

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Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:33 am
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granted you are a ditto (didn't really backfire did it?)

I wish mr. dude got a perfect, fully cooked, parasite-free, non-toxic, non-poisonous, delicious pork roast

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Mewtwo:...

Mew: well?

Mewtwo:... ... ... *shoots himself*


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Granted, but "Mr. Dude" choked on the bones.

I wish this gnome would stop staring at my jugulars. (lolwat)

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Granted, but instead of staring at them, he's chewing on them. o.o

I wish the jackhammerer-thing-man wasn't so annoying. ._.

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Granted, but you evolved into a {magikarp}. (it doesn't get old)
I wish that you guys stopped messing with my freakin pork-roasts! I want one that doesn't harm me in any way.
Speaking of which, thanks for the pork-roast scironex.

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Granted. You now have a pork roast that wont hurt you, but it tastes terrible.
I wish Mr. Dude would stop asking for pork roasts.

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Granted.
I wish for bacon.

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Granted, but it's undercooked, canadian bacon.
I wish for a {magikarp}

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Granted, then it evolves into a {feebas} .

I wish for world peace and harmony~ c:

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(Yay! I got a Feebas!)
Granted, but it is only found in a microscopic amount of space.
I wish for More {feebas}!

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Granted they are starved so they eat you.

I wish mr. dude got a delicious plate of bacon even more perfect than his pork-roast.
P.s. your welcome mr. dude

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Mew: well?

Mewtwo:... ... ... *shoots himself*


Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:12 pm
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Granted, but everyone who messed with my bacon and pork-roasts evolved into {magikarp}.
I don't know what to wish for now that my need for pork products has subsided. Something special in every way. Something like a pwny. Yes, a pwny, a small baby horse that pwns everybody but me and scironex (he understood my pork dilemma (I don't know how to spell dilemma)). That's good. I wish for a pwny.

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Granted, but it eats all of your Pork Products.
I wish that I had a fez.

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Granted, but it drowned in a fire. Plus, I have no more need for pork products anyways.
I wish for beef products.

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