Granted but he loses his talent and sucks? nah im kidding, i wouldnt wish that on any artist. granted but you cant read them for some reason.

I wish i lived in florida. mmmm. warmth. XD

Granted, but a big earthquale mixed with a monsoon hits and breaks Florida off the U.S. and sends it into the Arctic. You're next, California...

I wish for war.

@Dan Roswald: Phantasms writes Super Effective? I love those comics. Didn't think we'd have the writer here on Psypoke...

Granted: but it's War and Peace. Hope you like to read.

I wish that I was never tired.

@Emin Jofit- I believe so, he posted the link in the fan art section.

granted, but its because your always asleep.

I wish i never slept.

@Dan Roswald- dang! i checked out those comics, theyre EPIC!!

Granted: but now you're constantly tired and slowly going insane. They're coming to take you away, ha ha!

I wish I knew everything that I would ever need to know.

granted. you know no one because you dont need to know anyone.

I wish i was a millionaire. rofl.

granted, but the money is locked away and you aren't allowed to use it

i wish i had a girlfriend

Granted, but she turns out to be a man.

I wish I was a pokemon.

granted, but your captured and studied by the government for the rest of your natural life.

i wish i was a legendary pokemon. muahaha, no government will capture me!!!!!

Granted, but instead of a huge uber, you're a Phione.

I wish for for a robotic butler.

O_o granted, but instead of fulfilling your every wish and command, he goes psychotic and tries to kill you because you made me a phione ha!

I wish i was a eat that, government ppl!

Granted, but you have to lie dormant in a cave beneath the waves until someday a terrorist organization comes to awaken/control you...which will never happen because no one will know you're there/how to wake you up.

I wish I could crush people with my mind.

granted but every time you crush someone with your mind i get a little bit more awake.

i wish i had a pizza right now. im hungry.

granted, but you cant have your pizza pie and eat it too.

i wish i had heartgold

granted, but then your ds breaks.

I wish .....i wish......um.....i wish someone could wish for me, cuz i cant think of anything right now. XD

Granted: but the wish is a terrible wish and fails at life, then you get blamed for it because it was suppose to be yours.

I wish Ryder would wear a pink, frilly tu-tu and give me a balé performance.

O_O WTH? uh......granted, but if i do that then you have to dance with me in a skintight purple leotard with glitter on it and a pink frilly tutu, and you will have to wear make-up. gender confusion anyone?

I wish dan hadnt made that wish. XD. i also wish that the store that sells tutu's is sold out and the place where i was supposed to dance is hit by lightning and burns to the ground. cuz i dont dance. XD

granted but another building is built on top of it imidiatly and someone gives you a tutu.

i wish my cats wouldnt break stuff or fight.

granted. now your dogs break stuff and fight.

I wish that if there ever were genies they never granted wishes like we do, 'cuz were terrible. XD

granted, they grant worse ones.

i wish i had a job.

granted, but its a volunteer job, youre not paid.

I wish the earth was peaceful, no storms, no earthquakes, no natural disasters.

Granted, But then it blows up.

I wish my pizza would cook faster.

Hah, you don't even know the half of it my friend.

Granted: but now it's burnt. Yum.

I wish I had a pet dragon that was awesome and didn't hurt my friends/family. :3

granted, it doesnt hurt your friends or family. it hurts you, burns you to a crisp and eats you. yum.

I wish that animals could talk.

uh. considering im a guy and as far as i know there are only two genders, don't i know the half of it? :/

Granted, But it kills over a million people you don't even know.

I wish my Gyarados wasn't so weak.