Granted but they rushed it and it SUCKS.
I wish you weren't here

Granted: But I'm here but still in my home at the same time.

I wish I had a Dialga and Celebi so I could control time, and then a Jirachi because they are just adorable.

Granted: but you accidentally go forward and fall in love and have kids with your daughter. Oops~

I wish I was curled up with my girlfriend right now.

Granted, but then she leaves u

I wish my room was warm and toasty

Hm. this wish leaves so many possibiliteis......hmm....ok, i got one.
Granted but the door and window swell up and wont open so your locked into your room with no food or water and a limited amount of air and die of dehydration, asphyxiation, and starvation! ooh, i like it. lol.

I wish that people could breathe underwater LIKE fish, but still be human beings.

hmmm, this wish also has many possibilities, but I'll go with this one..... Granted, but were no longer able to breath air so were forced back under water where we all get eaten by sharks and giant squids

I wish I was fire proof

Granted: but you're clothes aren't and you get arrested for indecent exposure after running out of a burning building. Smooth.

I wish I had my Soul Silver now! D:<

Granted but when you get it, because they rushed it to you, you got a japanese version of heart gold instead.

I wish for Pie! ( i know, I know, im probably bout to be pied in the face, but i just couldnt resist)

Granted, but insted of hitting u with it, I eat it

I wish for Run-Flat Tires on my Truck

granted, but a freak storm comes up and blows a large oak tree over and it crashes down on your truck.

I wish i could go sky diving. ( do i see pain in my future?)

Granted: But your parachute gets caught on another plane and you get dragged around for hours.

I wish for a very shiny silver dollar.

Granted but its play money

I wish I had a bunch of Adoring fans

Granted but they awe literally fans.
I wish I am the Witch of Dimensions.

granted, but you get stuck in a dimension and are now only the witch of A dimension. and then the people who live in this dimension fear you and burn you alive at the stake. ouch.

I wish i could fly. (hmm. i wonder what form of pain i will feel next? )

granted but you fly off into space and explode
i wish i knew what happened to ryu

Granted, but he no longer exist

i wish I had good eye sight

granted, but your eyesight became so good that you cant even go outside at night without sun glasses, because you would be blinded otherwise. you cant go outsid ein the day at all.

I wish i had a real pet eevee

Granted, but its the most Lazyest Eevee ever

I wish I had cool Demon powers

ah, REPTILE, you countered me in both this game and the son of the pokemon game, lol. but thats ok, cuz i countered you to.
(lol, and having a lazy eevee is still epicly awesome)

Granted, but god sends you to hell to burn in a pit of eternal fire. make sure you take sunscreen.

I wish for a root beer float. yummy.

Granted but you sing so much that your voice breaks and now you sound like a dying frog.

I wish Simon wasn't leaving American Idol *sigh* he was a stubborn idiot, but he made the show what it is. oh well.

Granted: But pokemon_god's voice broke and sounded like a dead frog while he was on the show and his voice killed Simon.

I wish the weekend was 3 days instead of 2, with there still being 5 school days in one week, and 8 days in a week.

granted but that so messed up the time and calender that nobody knew when anything was, and the world is engulfed in chaos.

I wish i had a car.

Granted: But its missing all the parts that make it work.

I wish I had a living monkey that wouldn't kill me.

granted, but it runs away

I wish I had a working battle revolution disc