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Author:  Inta Xonem [ Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:37 pm ]
Post subject:  The Competely Insane and Utterly Unfollowable Quiz Show :D

I hear you ask: "What's this? Another activity made by ix? This is completely insane and utterly unfollowable!"
To which I respond: "Of course it is; this is the COMPLETELY INSANE AND UTTERLY UNFOLLOWABLE QUIZ SHOW!" (Please note the capatilisedishness).
But that doesn't satisfy you enough, so you enquire futher: "What is the meaning of this? What's the point? What is the objective of this game?"
To which I respond: "Well, that's what I'm here to tell you, you completely insane and utterly unfollowable nitwit! The first thing we need to note is that you start off with fifty ((thats five-zero)) points. The main objective is to try and get that down to zero, and once someone does that, they win the activity, and thus it ends."
To this you ask: "So how do I go about loosing points?"
To which I respond: "It's a quiz show, so isn't that obvious? You answer completely insane and utterly unfollowable questions, which have completely insane and utterly unfollowable (and entirely unguessable) answers. If you have a correct/witty/funny/amusing/right/not-so-right/just-plain-dumb answer, you will either loose or gain points accordingly."
You still aren't sure on everything yet though: "So what sort of questions are they?"
To which I respond: "Well of course, they are completely insane and utterly unfollowable ones!"

You also ask: "Is there a specific scoring system to this game?"
To which I respond: "No, the scoring is completely insane and utterly unfollowable!"
You then ask: "Are there any rules for these games?"
To which I respond: "Apart from these and those, the rules are completely insane and utterly unfollowable.
Finally, you ask: "Do you have a bathroom?"
To which I respond: "Of course we do, but the location of it is completely insane and utterly unfollowable. Sorry."

General Overview:
- You start with fifty points.
- The aim is to get down to zero first. When someone does this, the activity ends.
- To loose points, give good, witty, reasonable answers to questions/activities.
- You can also have your points amount increased if you give exceptionally bad or predictable answers.
- Stick with general forum rules, but there aren't any game specific rules really that aren't common sense.
- Scoring and 'questions' are completely random. The questions will be like different bits of different activities and a few things of my own I'll throw in.
- Our bathroom is in one of those ninety-eight doors over there. Good luck.
--
Scoreboard:
Everyone - 50 points
--

ACTIVITY ONE: QUIZ TIME

Well you can't have a Competely Insane and Utterly Unfollowable Quiz Show without a quiz part can we, so we'll start with that. Actual answers are what you are after, and don't fall into the obvious answer traps.

1. Name a colorless, odourless liquid.
2. Tell me where you'd be most likely to find a Panther.
3. Tell me what the moon smells of.
4. Give the colour of the universe.
5. No.

Author:  Sparrow [ Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:11 pm ]
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1. Name a colorless, odourless liquid.
Rain.

2. Tell me where you'd be most likely to find a Panther.
The zoo.

3. Tell me what the moon smells of.
Moonrocks.

4. Give the colour of the universe.
Pink.

5. Nooooooooooooo.

Author:  Sneaky Sneasel [ Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:56 pm ]
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1. Liquid Nitrogen
2. Jungle
3. Cheese
4. 90% of the universe is completely empty space
5. Yes

Author:  angelo chronos [ Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:32 pm ]
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1. *Cough* Your mom knows the answer to that...
2. In a rich man's underground animal collection
3. You.
4. It is a rainbow of color that we can't see.
5. Possibly not.

Author:  tpjerematic [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:03 am ]
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1. liquid oxygen
2. the internet
3. gunpowder
4. beige
5. lies

Author:  eevee-master [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:14 am ]
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time to do an alan davies and lose :D

1. water
2. africa
3. cheese
4. green
5. no mans land

Author:  Gnaaye [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:13 am ]
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1- Ethyl Alcohol
2- Rainbow Bridge
3- Meteors
4- White
5- Bush is an idiot?

Author:  Cellblock [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:40 pm ]
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1. Name a colorless, odourless liquid.
Your Mom
2. Tell me where you'd be most likely to find a Panther.
Where a panther is
3. Tell me what the moon smells of.
CHEESE!
4. Give the colour of the universe.
42
5. No.
Mmhmm.

Author:  Patchy [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:52 pm ]
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1. Name a colorless, odourless liquid.
Lobster Blood
2. Tell me where you'd be most likely to find a Panther.
They don't exist. It's panthar (or something, I remember from WTQ)
3. Tell me what the moon smells of.
Gases (FORGET THEM! >.<)
4. Give the colour of the universe.
It has none.
5. No
yes

Author:  AKART [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:13 pm ]
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1. Name a colorless, odourless liquid.
Melted Titanium with Removed Colour and Odour
P.S. You spelt colour `color`, and you spelt odour `odour`. So are you american or english?!?!?!?!?

2. Tell me where you'd be most likely to find a Panther.
On The Completely Insane and Utterly Unfollowable Quiz Show :D

3. Tell me what the moon smells of.
Neil Armstrong's footprints.

4. Give the colour of the universe.
Every single colour exists in the universe.

5. No.
YES. I SAY YES, SO ITS YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author:  Inta Xonem [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:49 pm ]
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For Question One: The answer I was looking for was 'not water' or something similar. Liquid Nitrogen and Oxygen, and Ethyl Alcohol, as far as I'm aware of, count, meaning Sneaky Sneasel, Gnaaye and tpjerematic get the minus points.
Water, the answer eevee-master gave, was the trap. Water is in fact very very very very very pale blue, not colourless. We can see this from looking at a deep white pool filled of water, in which we can see the bottom appears blue. Eevee master gets a nice three points for that slip up.
Rain is a form of water, so sparrow wins a point too :D
No loosing or gaining points for angelo chronos, cellblock or SH07 there. AKART beats your answers :0

For Question Two:
Eevee-master, Sparrow, Sneaky Sneasel and angelo chronos all fell into this trap, and each gain three points. The correct answers would have been 'Jungle Book', 'English Mythology' or simply they don't exist, but tpjerematic looses points because his answer is also correct. Panthers have never actually existed. Most of what we consider to be panthers are Black Jaguars/Leopards/Cheetahs or Black Pumas. White Panthers are actually just albino snow leopards.
SH07 posted after I'd writen the majority of this post up. He got the reasoning wrong, so he doesn't get full minus points; he get just -2. Actually, I spelt it wrong and SL saw that and used it as his answer, getting the right answer for wrong reasons :0
For Question Three: The answer is Gunpowder, as tpjerematic said.
For Question Four: The universe is officially Beige, as tpjerematic said.
For Question Five: There was no answer to this question, so everyone looses :)

--
Scoreboard:
Sparrow - 54 points
Sneaky Sneasel - 51 points
angelo chronos - 53 points
tpjerematic - 43 points
Eevee-master - 56 points
AKART - 49 points
Gnaaye 47 points
SH07 - 48 points

Everyone Else - 50 points
--

ACTIVITY TWO: MATHS TIME
All maths symbols allowed.

EDIT: Oh, AKART, I'm british, but I get muddled up with those words because I have to spell them like that so much to use things like text colour changing.

Author:  XRader [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:02 pm ]
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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z ) (
You understand this if you've taken some form of algerbra.
A B C D H R
That's geometry.
I
That's some form of calculace or something for really smart kids who are three gardes ahead in math (not me).

Author:  Sparrow [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:41 pm ]
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54 - 54 = 0

:D

Author:  gamer guy [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:52 pm ]
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Are the ones on the little piece of paper my teacher gave me.

Author:  Beav232 [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:57 pm ]
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1+2-3*4/5=0

:?

Author:  Sneaky Sneasel [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:33 pm ]
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Some of you who have small children may have perhaps been put in the
embarrassing position of being unable to do your child's arithmetic homework
because of the current revolution in mathematics teaching known as the New
Math. So as a public service here tonight I thought I would offer a brief
lesson in the New Math. Tonight we're going to cover subtraction. This is the
first room I've worked for a while that didn't have a blackboard so we will
have to make due with more primitive visual aids, as they say in the "ed biz."
Consider the following subtraction problem, which I will put up here: 342 -
173.

Now remember how we used to do that. three from two is nine; carry the one, and
if you're under 35 or went to a private school you say seven from three is six,
but if you're over 35 and went to a public school you say eight from four is
six; carry the one so we have 169, but in the new approach, as you know, the
important thing is to understand what you're doing rather than to get the right
answer. Here's how they do it now.

You can't take three from two,
Two is less than three,
So you look at the four in the tens place.
Now that's really four tens,
So you make it three tens,
Regroup, and you change a ten to ten ones,
And you add them to the two and get twelve,
And you take away three, that's nine.
Is that clear?

Now instead of four in the tens place
You've got three,
'Cause you added one,
That is to say, ten, to the two,
But you can't take seven from three,
So you look in the hundreds place.

From the three you then use one
To make ten ones...
(And you know why four plus minus one
Plus ten is fourteen minus one?
'Cause addition is commutative, right.)
And so you have thirteen tens,
And you take away seven,
And that leaves five...

Well, six actually.
But the idea is the important thing.

Now go back to the hundreds place,
And you're left with two.
And you take away one from two,
And that leaves...?

Everybody get one?
Not bad for the first day!

Hooray for new math,
New-hoo-hoo-math,
It won't do you a bit of good to review math.
It's so simple,
So very simple,
That only a child can do it!
Now that actually is not the answer that I had in mind, because the book that I
got this problem out of wants you to do it in base eight. But don't panic. Base
eight is just like base ten really - if you're missing two fingers. Shall we
have a go at it? Hang on.

You can't take three from two,
Two is less than three,
So you look at the four in the eights place.
Now that's really four eights,
So you make it three eights,
Regroup, and you change an eight to eight ones,
And you add them to the two,
and you get one-two base eight,
Which is ten base ten,
And you take away three, that's seven.

Now instead of four in the eights place
You've got three,
'Cause you added one,
That is to say, eight, to the two,
But you can't take seven from three,
So you look at the sixty-fours.

"Sixty-four? How did sixty-four get into it?" I hear you cry.
Well, sixty-four is eight squared, don't you see?
(Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.)

From the three you then use one
To make eight ones,
And you add those ones to the three,
And you get one-three base eight,
Or, in other words,
In base ten you have eleven,
And you take away seven,
And seven from eleven is four.
Now go back to the sixty-fours,
And you're left with two,
And you take away one from two,
And that leaves...?

Now, let's not always see the same hands.
One, that's right!
Whoever got one can stay after the show and clean the erasers.

Hooray for new math,
New-hoo-hoo-math,
It won't do you a bit of good to review math.
It's so simple,
So very simple,
That only a child can do it!

Come back tomorrow night. We're gonna do fractions.
Now I've often thought I'd like to write a mathematics text book someday because I have
a title that I know will sell a million copies. I'm gonna call it Tropic Of
Calculus.

Author:  Patchy [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:36 am ]
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That was it! Gunpowder! My dad told me like, two days ago! >.<

X > < ( ) % # ¶ € £ $ ¥ + - ÷ ? ? ? ?

There's also the infinite sign, but i can't find it right now. D:

Author:  Gnaaye [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:25 am ]
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1 = 1
1/3 = 0,333...
1 = 0.999...

Author:  Inta Xonem [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:28 am ]
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Sparrow - -3
Sneaky Sneasel - -3
SH07 - -3

I hear you ask: WHAT WAS THE SOLOTION?
To which I respond: If your username began with S, you get points.

--
Scoreboard:
Sparrow - 51 points
Sneaky Sneasel - 48 points
angelo chronos - 53 points
tpjerematic - 43 points
Eevee-master - 56 points
AKART - 49 points
Gnaaye 47 points
SH07 - 45 points

Everyone Else - 50 points
--

ACTIVITY THREE: CAT TIME

I <3 Art

Author:  Cellblock [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:53 am ]
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Image

:)

Author:  Patchy [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:35 pm ]
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lol, this is extremely confusing. And I asked my dad, space smells of welding rods and other stuff.

cat time, ya say?

{meowth} {persian} {glameow} {purugly}

Author:  Inta Xonem [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:13 pm ]
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The moon does smell of gunpowder; or at least the rocks which make up the moon aparently do.

Author:  Sneaky Sneasel [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:56 pm ]
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Meow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a83PLYXqiIk

Author:  EvilPenguin [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:08 pm ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o

so i herd u liek lazarz?

Author:  Inferena [ Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:02 pm ]
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cats!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvo-g_JvURI

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