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Author:  Groudon King [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:27 am ]
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Wow, I wasn't sure that my first round post would get me to be in the high rank. Seeing you say that mine was one of the best three, that made my day.

Now the round is Homosexual Side!!! O_o The first was easy and now the hard stuff is thrown in (like a brick to the face)... Ok, -o- (breath in) -.- (breath out)

Well I like girls too much.... but if I was gay I would have to say,

With personality, for course they would have to have many interest in common with me, at is one of the most important things in a relationship, gay or not. He would be kind of girly, but not so girly as to dress like a woman. The guy would have some showy tastes in cloths, but like I said not overkill with it. We would work together at home doing things like games, cooking, TV, the normal stuff. He would have to be there when I need him, and vis versa. Overall a good person at heart.

With physical now, I would use the Goldie Locks term, "just right." I don't want a man to be very hot and at the same time not very ugly. The guy would have to have a nice smooth body, no hair that is below the head. As for what is down there, I don't care what it looks like. Finially, he would have to be white, with guys I'm not into any other color really.

There is my feelings of this in a nutshell. This reminded me of a time when a buddy of mine wanted to confuse his friend by saying he was gay. So when he told his friend, the reply was, "You can't be gay, you like breasts too much." And my friend's last word in this was, "Dang." (I just had to add this for the laughs)

Author:  Crunchy [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:54 am ]
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I met this guy once.

He has to be kind, passionate, understanding... Um, not too annoying or pushy... He needs to be confident, helpful and respecting to others including myself... Uh, I don't want him emotionally depressed and stuff.

Okay, I guess he would have to be older than me, probably by 3 to 5 years so he could be taller, not lanky though. Uh, caucasian, slim but not too muscly, dark hair maybe, big gorgeous eyes, great smile.

He has to love me for who I am.

Author:  Bushin [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:06 am ]
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Well ...

About the personality
,i would like him to be crazy,not like going around dressed like women;
but don't cry every time someone bully him for being gay...Must be Smart,Funny,Charming,
have to like parties and dancing,
and have a free mind just like me...
he don't have to like everything i do,as long as he don't complain
about it...
i don't like those assholes that want to control everything i do !!! :mad:
I am like this,if you love me,then live with it!
I am a little sadoquist so... :twisted:
and there's no problem if he is a little timid,
because i will be the Batman and he will must be the Robin of the relationship if you know what i mean...( :lol: )

And about the physical,well i'm not too much picky about this,
i don't mind too much the race or color,
i think the only reason that everyone has a body, is simply for the mind take a little walk...
So i don't judge people by the appearance ...
(That's just a excuse to not say that i'm not the prettiest person on the earth... :shock: ) ...
Well i like men that care about their body and hygiene...
(Please don't go out with me Stinking like a pig,or i will not date you anymore,honey!)
Shave you armpits and face often...(I hate Hairy guys,What are you? A man or a gorilla???...)
You don't have to be a athlete,but just take a little exercise sometimes ...
Oh! And please don't have STDs !!

I guess a get a little carried away...
But it was fun... :lol:
This round will be very funny...

EDIT:
I would never have guessed i would win the 1st round...
I was very surprised and flattered about that...
Thanks Krisp,you should know this already but,
you are Awesome too!

Author:  Roar Of Time [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:32 am ]
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My Homosexual Side, O_O. Firstly I'd just like to say that I am not gay. Though if I was...

Personality: Brave, Smart, Kind, Loving and caring. Someone who cares about others more than himself. Someone who is brave, who can stand up for himself. Someone who can cook, someone who is always there to comfort me. Doesn't really matter what race he is as long as he has all of the qualities I have stated.

Physical appearance: strong, hot, someone who has a nice body (someone with muscles etc). Someone who looks cool and is cool. Someone who has short hair (sort of spiked up at the front). Somebody with black hair.

Author:  Inta Xonem [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:20 am ]
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Did I possibly inspire this/help inspire this round? I've done as much thinking as everyone else, I haven't quite thought about this before.

Personality Side
* I'd want them to be talkative, and have alot of intresting stuff to talk about.
* I'd want them to listen to me (on the rare occasions I actually speak), and take in what I say.
* I'd want them to be able to keep secrets and stuff still, not talk about everything to everyone.
* I'd want them to be modest, I can't stand show offs.
* I'd want them to be creative.
* They'd have to be mature. Being smart might help too.
* They'd need similar likes and dislikes to me. Perticularly Dr. Who, and the games I like.
* The one thing I really hate is when people get all giggly for no reason.
* They'd have to have a similar sense of humour to me.
* They'd need to be easily persuaded.
* They wouldn't be taking drugs or smoking or something.
* They'd need to be someone I could completely rely on, and they'd need to always be there for me.
* They couldn't be into tv sports, or at least not Sport > Me
* Pogeymans rulz. Espeshuly cherrimz

Physical Side
* I'd want them to sort of have a tanned skin tone.
* I wouldn't really mind with the hair, but prefably blond.
* Prefably someone who doesn't have a very muscly body, or someone who doesn't have their rips visable (that's really disgusting D:).
* No body hair. Eew.

Misc.
* Lots of money is always a good thing :D

Author:  Jamie [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:34 pm ]
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... Oh wow.

Personality: I'd like her to be really funny and outgoing. Shy people and people who are uncomfortable with themselves make me nervous, so the more confident, the better. She doesn't need to be a genius, because sometimes idiocy is really adorable, but I need her to be intelligent enough to hold down a conversation with me, because I'm known to have little tolerance for incompetence (ironic). She should be fun and playful because at times, I can get really stressed and high strung, and I want someone who I'll always be able to relax with, and not worry about everything else in my life. She should always be laughing or smiling or have a joke to tell, but at the same time, be serious when the occasion arrives. I don't really mind if our interests differ too much, as long as there are a few things we love to do together. Video games would be a big help, and the same tastes in music and movies.

Looks: I really like short hair on girls. Not really short, just above shoulder length. It should be dark and layered, because I really love bangs. It doesn't matter if they're fringe or swoop or "emo" bangs -- I just love hair. She should have big and bright eyes, preferably blue or green (although dark brown looks really nice sometimes too). She should have light skin, almost pale, because I really like how easy it is to make make up look dramatic. I don't really care about size, but I'd prefer if they were smaller than me. As far as boobs go, as long as they're proportionate to the rest of her body, I'm good. Like really. Skinny girls with big boobs and fat girls with small boobs just look really awkward.

Other: ... I'm not gay, but I'm starting to really fall in love with this character. I don't really mind who has the "dominant" role in the relationship, but I tend not to be too dominant in relationships anyway.

Author:  Medichamrulez [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:39 pm ]
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Um, whoa... freaky new round. Im not gay, though. Anyways, here goes:

Personality-wise: I'm the same as DS, I wouldnt like it if he acted all feminine and... well, gay. Its creepy.
He would have to be willing to raise a family, and he couldnt be a total psychopath. He would have to be smart, but not ultra-braniac smart. He would have to like video games and
pokemon, or whatever I'm interested in at the time. He would also have to be willing to not be the dominant partner, because I tend to take over alot.




Physically:He'd have to be on the average in muscle size, I wouldnt like those freakily muscled guys where every muscle is
like, bursting out of their skin, he couldnt be too thin though.
I dont like blondes, but brown or black hair would be a plus,
no longer than shoulder-length though, with big, blue or grey eyes. He would almost always be taller than me,
because I'm really short.
He would also have to be willing to not be the dominant partner, because I tend to take over alot.

Etc: Lots of money is good :o for country, i'd want an italian.

Author:  Serpentsounds [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:45 pm ]
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As uncomfortable as I feel even conceiving this, I did make a commitment by signing up, so I'll try to put myself in this scenario.

This guy would first all have to not be very feminine. Excessive femininity in a man bothers me, but don't interpret that incorrectly because I'm not some macho man either and don't expect people to be. I have a friend who is gay and he generally doesn't act much more feminine than your average male, which is why I feel comfortable hanging out with him. I could really care less if this guy liked pokemon, but some gaming interest would at least make spending time together more enjoyable. I'd like him to be fairly down to earth, not too emo, etc. I don't really care about his eye or hair color but shorter hair would be better. I'd prefer him to be within a few inches of 6'0" but if he's not, oh well. Weight isn't a big issue, as long as he's under 250lbs or so and I can bear to look at him. Ethnicity-wise, I'm not racist in my friend choice but I would prefer not to partake in interracial dating, so caucasian would be best.

Author:  EvilPenguin [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:04 pm ]
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I didn't post and still didn't get the boot o/

S'nyway, I'd look for pretty much the same personality traits in a guy as I would a girl.

Basically, I want a guy who not only respects me, but whom I can also respect. If he was always out doing stupid things or cracking perverted jokes all the time, that relationship would obviously not work. Don't get me wrong, I do stuff like that too, but doing it just for the hell of it annoys me.

Another thing that I like is a fun attitude. I want to be around the people I love, so having a person with a similar attitude to myself would definitely be a plus. That would include knowing where the line is drawn on funny stupid and stupid stupid.

I honestly don't care about looks, except for the usual not being a hideous freak and whatever. 9 inches would be nice though o/

Author:  mewtwo360 [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:18 pm ]
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As awkward as I feel I'll give it a swing.

Well I would want a guy that likes to party and have a good time and I would like the guy to be blonde, tall and slim.I would also like the guy to be very athletic and outgoing.And I especially want him to like cats and be friendly to my family and friends.And I would love him to be an outstanding cook, and a good housekeeper. :D

Author:  Sparrow [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:25 pm ]
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Well, he can't have the annoying stereotypical gay man's voice, and he can't act like he's a ****ing princess. ;o

He has to be independent, I don't care if he likes video games or not, he needs to be smart, and he has to have a good sense of humor.

Appearance...Has to be under 200 lbs, sorta fit, hair that isn't red or blond, I don't care how long it is, I would prefer if he was caucasian, but a black guy would be ok too.

and he can't have bad breath. D:

Author:  Cuddles [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:42 pm ]
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well, i hear bushin is a pretty awesome guy! so if we were both gay and available...........

just kidding! dont worry bushin ;)

ok.... yes..... difficult......

while not being gay myself, i can see a certain kind of "logic" in it. men and women seem not to be able to naturally give members of the opposite sex the kind of support they need. its hard to learn how to be a good partner in a long term male-female relationship. with gender differences removed, i guess you can just go on a "treat them how you would like to be treated" approach.

so, having said that......

personality-wise.... i think i would be looking for someone who is:
humble but not too shy - confident enough to have his own opinion, but respectful of mine if is was different.
nice to everyone as a general rule.
sensitive to my need for space at times.
ok with the fact that i have some weird hobbies.... pokemon, chess, rubiks cubes.......... even if he doesnt share them.
able to share home duties - cooking, cleaning, etc.
a bloke.... ie not pretending his voice (etc) is feminine.....
in short, he has a caring heart, but is still a strong man.

physical..... he should:
be in good shape. not too much fat, but not too much muscle either. the kind of body you get by playing sports rather than doing lots of weight-lifting at the gym.
have well groomed hair. body hair is fine (i cant talk) but dont be gross like a gorilla.
if he is white, then a slight tan, but i reckon black guys are really cool.
even though he is also (obviously) gay, i would like him to be a real man. ie no dressing/acting like a woman etc....lol.......
yeah, i would be pretty jealous of a guy who looked like that!

hmmmm...... i wonder what my wife would think of this!

Author:  Bushin [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:08 pm ]
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Cuddles wrote:
well, i hear bushin is a pretty awesome guy! so if we were both gay and available...........

Yeah,Yeah...
I will think about it... :wink:
(Jst kidding too :lol: )

Author:  Krisp [ Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:08 pm ]
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A user dropped out for a valid reason, so I slowed the game down a day to find a replacement, so I've added pelligargetic in place of Sparrow. The round will continue for another day, and it'll end tomorrow night at 11:59PM EST. ;)

Author:  DragonSpear [ Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:57 pm ]
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Well.. I would want him...
1. strong built
2. rough
3. kind and caring
4. does cleaning
5. have spiked long hair (brown)
6. well tanned (not black)
7. south-americanish
8. blue-green or hazelnut eyes
9. fun to be around with
10. a pokemon freak like me
11. plans ahead
12. smarter than me becuase then i would have felt dumb once in my life
13. gets along my family (that's a hard one)
14. kind of rich
15. has a cool acent
16. smiles often
17. knows some manners
18. helps other people out
19. comes from a well known background
20. really cool/awesome
21. knows how to cook

This is my basic needs on my gay side.

Author:  DragonPhoenix [ Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:43 pm ]
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First off, he has to be "hot." If he isn't hot, then no thanks. By hot I mean someone like Zac Efron or Justin Timberlake. By "not hot" I mean someone like McDreamy who is so :censored: ing ugly and old I can't believe all my female friends obsess about him. He can't have floppy wrists, and he can't have that gay voice. He should be able to cook and be willing to share his clothing. He has to have a "hot body" so that means no man boobs, but no excessive muscles either. No one that will bash the crap out of me and pull out the automatic when they get mad.

Black guys are cool. So are rich guys. A guy that will buy me a free car :)

OK if its a guy I really don't give a crap about personality but he can't get all weak and start crying all over the place for no reason like some girls. I don't want anyone too clingy - that sucks. They can't be socially retarded either, and no bad breath. NO B/O, :evil:

Seriously he has to be hot.

Author:  Kipper [ Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:44 am ]
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Well, this is a difficulty; and an extremely weird thing to be asked to do. What goes on in Krisp's head? :P

Hm... my perfect man would have to be well humoured with a bucket load of common sense, AND PECKS AS SOLID AS DIAMONDS.

Nah, I jest... Titanium pecks would suffice. I would prefer it if he were taller than me, and, of course, attractive (preferably black, I just think black guys look better). A bit of a bad ass, but with a geeky side as well.

The guy would have to be independant and able to handle things himself, as I'm the same and I would rather he didn't dump his man-nonsense on me.

We would have to share musical tastes, I think that would be a major bonding point for me, and generally is with women. An ideal weekend would be a Streetlight Manifesto gig where I can skank the night away with my dude before we recover on Sunday by sitting playing Pokémon all day. :P

Compassion is important to me as well, he would have to care about the world around him and the people in it. Animals, etc.

Honestly, the relationship would be founded on mutual respect. And a fantastic pair of pecks.

And if all else fails; Gary Coleman.

Author:  Krisp [ Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:12 am ]
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Frost inspired me to do this. This round was totally his idea, so credit goes to him. List of people who still need to post in bold:

1 - pelligargetic
2 - Jamie
3 - Medichamrulz
4 - Crunchy
5 - EvilPenguin
6 - Deathseeker
7 - DragonSpear
8 - DragonPhoenix
9 - Kirke
10 - bluebell_rose
11 - Cuddles
12 - Serpentsounds
13 - mewtwo360
14 - baseball8gaia
15 - Pyro.sid
16 - VictorZ
17 - Groudon King
18 - bushin
19 - Inta Xonem
20 - Roar of Time
21 - DatVu
22 - Kipper

Oh, and I forgot EP and baseballgaia w/e in the last round. It won't happen again, so you got off easy that time. :P

Author:  baseball8gaia [ Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:35 pm ]
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Personality: I would like him to be hilarious. I would also like him to be able to stand up for himself and not cry whenever someone makes fun of him for being gay. Also, I would like him to not be in love with animals.

physical: I would like him to be hott with brown hair and hazel eyes. I would like him to be tough. I would like him to have ok grades and not be a straight A student. And also, not speak his feelings to me 247.

Author:  pelligargetic [ Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:01 pm ]
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Physical-
He'd have to let me touch his ass. Touching, feeling, spanking--the whole shebang. However, he'd also have to have a nice ass to touch. A nice round booty will suffice. And then when I'm done, he can do the same to mine. He must have a smaller ***** than I, or else my self-esteem will be destroyed. He must have rugged facial hair that I can rub rub rub. And whenever we have sex, he has to cuddle me. I'd also like him to smell nice. However, I wouldn't want him to be the pseudo-woman of the couple; that's my job. I get the skirts, I get the heels, I get the make-up, etc., so you can go ahead and be your overcompensating macho-man. Speaking of which, large muscles also taste nice, so I'll say that. And he has to have the gay voice. The gay voice is good. I also want him to let me lick food off of him. NO BREASTS.

Personality-
He has to want to watch all the movies I like, whether he likes them or not. He doesn't have to always pay attention to me, only when I want him to. Whenever we go out, he has to give me a piggyback ride to show me off. He has to be able to want to get hot in public. And he has to constantly wish that one of us a woman so we could birth a child together. He has to be nice, but he has to yell at me when I'm naughty. He also has to be smart, and allow me to whisper in his ear. And it would be awesome if we went out into public, and all the ladies wanted him, and then I come up and start sexing him in public. Yeah, that'd be hot. :O

He also has to love the Rugrats, Lilo & Stitch, and Scrubs. ;o;

Author:  DatVu [ Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:52 pm ]
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I need a straight man who isn't straight; not girly and pretentious or a macho man who's so masculine, you'd think he's hiding something. He should be able to order from the martini list with confidence, yet still pound beers when playing video games or at sporting events. Hair not too long and eyes whatever color, younger, shorter, dresses well, fit but not meaty, a man who shares my interests and has good stamina. ;) He can't be hairy either; on the arms and legs, OK... but if the bastard is sporting a homemade sweater, I'm gonna have to pass. Also, if his teeth are awry, that's all I'll be able to look at, and I can't have that.

He can't be as smart or smarter than me, and should be timid but talkative and friendly, humorous, caring but stern when appropriate, and appreciative of me. I'm dominant, "the man," and sometimes he needs my help. Not due to inferiority or blatant incompetence, but it affirms our roles and commitment to each other. I do not need an independent man who only wants me for company. With that said, he is decidedly a bottom, but not a bitch; as a man, he better take it like one.

And for Christ's sake, he better be cut! The last thing I need when I'm on my knees is a smelly, smegma-crusted snake in a turtleneck staring back at me!

Author:  Kirke [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:54 am ]
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WANTED:

MAN. Must be approximately 6'2", and must have (at least) a semi muscular frame (being able to "bounce" the "pecs" is a good quality to have). Any color hair or hairstyle (except the hair over one side cut), as well as eye color is fine. Any race is fine, but accents, however, are not. A little body hair is fine, but not AAAAAAAAAAA SASQUATCH ATTACK. Soft skin, nice hygiene and (big one) ORTHODONTIA are all a necessity. Must be healthy, and with good genetics. I suggest in our relationship that we can both be the "top" and the "bottom", the "man" and the "woman", the "plug" and the "socket". Being Jewish would be cool, so there could be many BAR/BAT MITZVAHs in our future. NO BONDAGE STUFF EITHER. Must have a healthy libido, and a beard wouldn't hurt. Oh yes, and a nice long, big... vocabulary*.

As for personality, OUR SIGNS MUST BE COMPATIBLE. Can't be stereotypically gay, but some feminine quirks are okay. The step-parents must be tolerable. I'm fine with any religion, just as long as he isn't unaccepting and a zealot. Money helps. An intelligence is required (though it doesn't have to be used all the time). Being able to cook and the following foods is important: Tomatoes, Salmon, Raspberries, Mangos, Asparagus, Salad, Chicken, Bread, Feta Cheese, Swiss Cheese, Smoothies and Potatoes (ANY STYLE). Must enjoy card/board games, especially SCRABBLE. An unfathomable love of puns, and a dark, sarcastic, cynical sense of humor is required. Being a little reserved and strict wouldn't hurt, just to "keep" "me" "in" "check". Must read a lot. CANNOT be a dancer. Must appreciate opera, fine art, modern art, fine dining, and dandelions. Must get along with friends/family. Can be into sports, but they are boring so I don't acre. Must be funny, too. Have a good taste in television, movies, and music. Knowing how to fix: a car, a heater, a printer, a fridge, and any other things breakable. Liking video games doesn't really matter. MUST PUT UP WITH ALL OF MY CRAZY ANTICS. AND MUST TRAVEL. AND MUST STEAL SHAMPOO FROM HOTEL ROOMS. AND CAN'T BE REPUBLICAN. Oh, and must LOVE ME UNCONDITIONALLY.
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* This is code for phallus.

Author:  Krisp [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:07 am ]
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Wow, I am just...stunned at the replies I got. Seriously, I didn't think it was possible to get such replies from you guys. You were all great at answering this "controversial" subject, and I didn't get any bitching or whining from anyone who was involved (I did from someone who wasn't involved.) I think everyone in this round had a lot of fun, and I'm not going to ban anyone for 24 hours. Yes, that's how awesome your guy's replies were. I do, however, have to kick some people out.

Medichamrulez: Your post was fine, up until I read this:
Quote:
Below the waist, I would say average length, but thick around.
I wouldn't normally be flat out OFFENDED by that statement if it were coming from someone who was much older than 13.
mewtwo360: You neglected to include anything physical.
baseball8gaia: Your post was pretty flat and undetailed.

As for who won, it's pretty obvious pelligargetic made the best post by far. :p And so, that brings us to our next round...

Round 3 - sense of humour.

Find a random picture on the internet. It has to be totally random, and it has to make me laugh. Hard. This round ends at 11:59 EST on Sunday.

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Author:  Frost [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:13 am ]
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Pic somewhat related to Krisp's:

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Author:  Crunchy [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:54 am ]
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http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/364056599_fd907cbc48.jpg

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