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What you say when your wife finds out you've been teaching English when she thought you were a lawyer?

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[spam]lol u failz @ life 11111one111`!!12!! go thalke a long walkofa short pier1111. SPAM!!!!!!!!! i will pwn u allz i roxxorz!11!!111!1 i be leet at this game i gotz a level 100!1!!11!!111! *assorted gibberish* blah![/spam]

what will i say if you tell me that i should stop spaming?


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You shouldn't've thrown the president out the window, man!

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- Hi four.
- Four what?
- IX. Lololololool
- Not funny.
- ORLY?
- You fail.
- So sue me.

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IX is nine, not four...

Annnnyway, I'm so stupid I forgot to do this again, so now <s>I'm making it weekly</s> I'm going to make it the first one to get a good question. :O But three answers + one question, and only a first place.

QUESTION: How many metals are liquid at room tempreature?(8 Points)
ANSWER ONE: 100K monkies please. (3 Points)
ANSWER TWO: OH NOEZ (5 Points)
ANSWER THREE: Possum (3 Points)

You may only do one answer per two days.

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DNA - 14
Sparrow - 11
Dunspace - 8
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thekiller0703 - 5
Sneaky Sneasel - 3
Sinnoh Searcher - 1
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Q2: I accidentally broke open the lead containment chamber of a nuclear power plant!

(That, ftr, is where they store all the uranium and stuff)

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Edit: I rofl'd at Dunsparce! Nice one.

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Q2. Um....Was giving DNA access to the lead containment chamber of a nuclear power plant a good thing?

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Q2: I BLAMED IX 4 MAKIN MEE SKIP LATIN 2DAI NOW HES GONNA KEEL MEH OHNOEZOHNOEZOHNOEZOHNOEZOHNOEZOHNOEZOHNOEZOHNOEZ

AND HE GAVE DNA ACCESS TO THE POWER PLANT OHNOEZ

AND NOW CAPS LOK IZ JAMMMED 2 OHNOEZ

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Q2: Wut doo we say wen sumone sed bad wurd?


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DNA got A2 already, answer the other ones please.

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A1: Enough to count on your thumbs.

If I didn't do that right then:

Q3:
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Glad your back from your road trip tom. What did you bring back for dinner?

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A1: If you want the real answer... then 1, mercury

if not then....

Q3: What does a a british person (or someone with a british accent) say if you tell him you have his car keys?

(hope you understand what Im going at, and uh I dont see any offense in that, but if anyone is offended, then none was actually intended...think of it as phonetic spelling for americans trying to speak with a british accent.)


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Question one is looking for a serious answer, but it is not one. I lol'd at dunspace's answer, but no, it's more than two and you only have two thumbs.

Cherrygrove, I am british thank you, and I did not lol. And, I have never used Possum or something similar to mean anything else but possum. Coould you explain what it is supposed to mean?

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I didn't lol either. I've lived in Britain for quite a bit of my childhood. I didn't even get the joke. And now...

Q3: What is the animal whose favorite game is playing in traffic?

^Hopefully, that will make somebody lol.

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What I meant by my question was that if you told him you have his car keys, he would say pass 'em

Now the way I would imagine someone with a british accent to pronounce pass 'em, would be like someone in america saying possum

use of phonetic letters would help to explain what Im trying to say, but Im not sure that everyone klnows how to read them, and the letters would probably show up as boxes on this forum anyway....

This would make more sense to those living in north america, as in britain everybody is used to the accent, and wouldnt really take notice


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Err...if I could join...I would say that the answer to DNA's question would be the chicken....that is, if the question is meant as a humorous one.....

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Cherrygrove: I already knew that. You must have no idea how the British speak.
Kawaii: The object of the game is this - IX will post an answer to a question (call it x), and we have to think of a question as humorous or wacky as possible whose answer is x.
I can't really explain my question to you, as that would ruin the fun. But you should be able to get it.

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Cherrygrove: except the fact that thats completely worng and offensive, and I'd also think 'lolwut isn't that a mimicked American accent?' D: Britain is a big place, very small compared to America, but it's still large, large enough to have many different accents in different parts of it.

And Kawaii Angel, try reading the first post and looking at the first page of the topic for explanation on how this works.

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X: Cherrygrove got it.

Q1: A Gyarados is very hungry. He goes to the restaurant. What does he say?

Q3: Which animal begins with the letter that sounds rather embarrasing, and is the same sort of mammal as Kanghaskan?

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Cherrygrove hasn't got anything AKART. But you get one, DNA gets 3. Come on, guess the question.

A4: Blah. (4 Points)

New answer because all the other answers are done.

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Q4: What is your name?

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Q4:Bidoof is the coolest pokemon ever!

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How about:

What is the main word a teacher says, according to what their pupils hear?

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Charlie Brown thought he was only hearing things. But he never imagined his teacher's inability to be able to say more than one word would lead to this.

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