When you try to see how many names you can slip into random conversations with someone who doesnt like pokemon without them noticing.

My record is 7 in one phone call that I had today. I slipped in Pachirisu, Mantine, Xatu, Crobat, Seadra, Qwilfish, and Yanma.

When you <s>spam at</s> <s>behave like a douchebag in</s> join a Pokemon forum.

when you call a zu....I mean a bat zubat! (seriously I think it was a crobat cause it had 2 hind wings, nevermind it was dark :roll: )

When you can swear that your older sister was really a Gyrados in disguise

(I still think that, they both have extremely bad tempers)

When you compare the task of waking up your lazy little brother to stopping a herd of Tauros

(Still do that. Meh brother's a lazy bum )

When you can tell about Pokemon in such a way that you sound like the Pokedex

(I do! )

when you can read the braille by heart on the lgfr versions after playing rse series... also when your maths teacher asks you a question and because youre hiding your ds under the table all you cant hink to reply is shadow ball.

When you go on google looking for Poffin cookery classes

When you see a monkey that's caught fire, instead of helping it you say 'Oh, look, a Chimchar'

when you buy a pet bird, climb onto it's bird and tell it to take you to the supermarket

When you can honestly say that you are a Pokemon know it all

When you learn most of the things in life from Pokemon (i.e theories of evolution, math, basic science, mythology)

when you play pokemon while walking to the shop and nearly getting killed by the car and then nearly walking into some guy who looks like captain birdseye

When you can play Pokemon walking home from school without falling, tripping, or getting run over

(I can!)

When the way you are so good at spelling is because you have seen the words so many times on your games. ((:)
That is how I learned to spell 'screech' and such.))

when you take your sp and fire red to college so when your ds power runs out halfway through the day all is not lost

....When you see a monkey.........Caught on fire...........0.o

When you put your ds in your pocket whenever you leave the house.

When your GTS globe lists 10 different countries.

When joining a sports team named "rockets" takes on a whole new meaning.

when your gts globe lists 49 states. damn those lousianans. play more pokemon.

When you can list every single Pokemon in order from 001 to 493

When you put a Pokemon Burger King crown on your dog.

Sweet.

When you argue with your fellow Pokemon-crazed cousin about who's the better trainer... I always win, however

...Until she brings up the fact that she has more Pokemon merchandise than me... then I say that I've got a bunch that she doesn't and that I have most of the games... and then we argue more

Why would you think that? Lol.

Anyway, these happened to me:

When you're 18 and 19 and you see an advert for the old Pokemon films and shows on D.V.D. and you say to each other "Wow, it's like I really want to watch that now; let's buy them tomorrow."
When you're playing a word game, (Boggle for me), with your best friends - two of which don't like Pokemon - and you think you've gotten points but find out that you've actually got the wrong spelling of a word because you've put, for instance, 'Seel' instead of 'Seal' and you get laughed at .
When you get headaches because of how many hours you've spent playing Pokemon, so you stop for a while and the headaches go away but come back once you start playing again .
When you dream about Pokemon too often.

You know you play too much Pokemon when you use it in school assignments.

Examples:
Use a Predicate Noun: Castform is a Pokemon.
Use a Predicate Adjective: Castform is small.

You know you play too much Pokemon when...
...You read dictionary for the first time in your life in the english class, while the teacher is reading a boooring novel
...when you search for words and natures your read at pokemon in the dictionary

...you cry missing your old talking pikachu toy ,and having its tail as memory. (Pika-Pika-Pikachu . . . . . .I can't its soooo cute I want it back where did I put it, nooo.... )

..you answere my favorite animal is blastoise, I mean erm what do you call him again?

when you fall over for no reason and think that a gengar is responsible

when you see two birds fly above you and you think its latios and latias

when your battery needs to be recharged while your at your cousins house and their outlet makes your ds freeze on your highest win streak at battle tower and the only thing you say for the next 2 hours is lucario use flashcannon

When you are in a Fistfight, and say, "ThunderPunch!"
When you name your two mice Raichu and Pikachu.

When you name a blob of elastic-y gum Ditto.

that happens to me too

....when u get 2 turrtles and name them turtwig and squirtle.
....when japan is yellow on your globe for 2 much playing
....when u try to explain an example from pokemon but get frustrated trying to tell your 70 year old grandma

....when you look at your grandmas pomeranian maltese and show your grandma in your pokedex
i cant think of any thing else

Lol, if someone said that in a fight it would be so funny.

[You know when you play Pokemon too much when] you look up and see a cloud shaped like a Pokemon. It happened to me for the first, (and hopefully last), time a few days ago. It was a Charizard-shaped cloud.