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Author:  Jamie [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:41 am ]
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Granted, but "nothing could go wrong" encompasses taking damage in any video game, so every game is way too easy to win and you become bored and frustrated.

I wish... I wish my kitty was a moogle!

Author:  daveshan [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:15 am ]
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Granted, your cat is now a 2 dimensional cat-looking object and is imposible to interact with.

I wish that my college sereved better food in the cafeterias.



Jigglypuff wrote:
Granted, but your only access to the internet is through a 26.6kbps modem and the AOL 1.0 software, which lacked the ability to enter any web addresses or visit a page without an "AOL Keyword" registered to it.
That's cold, Jigglypuff.

Author:  tessa7338 [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:35 am ]
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Granted, but the food's not for you (it's reserved for VIPs). XD!

I wish I could fly.

Author:  hfxjus [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:18 am ]
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Granted, but you will crash onto a plane and your whole body will bleed until you die.

I wish I knew all the languages in the world.

Author:  DNA [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:59 am ]
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Granted, but someone tries to kill you because "You know too much..."

I wish furniture would obey my every command.

Author:  blazinglucar [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:09 pm ]
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Granted, but the furniture eventually rises up against you and atempt to obliterate and dominate you and the rest of the world.

I wish that they made more terminator and matrix movies.

Author:  DarkPhantom02 [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:59 pm ]
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Granted, but then no other movies were made until the end of time . . .

I wish that there were teleporters (like Star Trek).

Author:  Peanut-Lover [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:58 pm ]
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Granted, but a common problem is that the body's molecules are often misplaced (like, the arm comes out of the stomach)


I wish I had 16 trojan ounces of gold.

Author:  Jamie [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:29 am ]
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Granted but now you're so money-obsessed you alienate everyone else around you and they think you're a snot.

I started one of these at my school's MySpace forum!

I wish insomnia never existed. >.>

Author:  Swampert King [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:35 am ]
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Granted, but you sleep forever until you die.

I wish that nothing needed water to survive and that there were no oceans or any other form of water.

Author:  DNA [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:00 am ]
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Granted. Then everyone in the water industry loses their jobs because water no longer exists. In retaliation, you are blamed and executed for the wish which has ruined countless lives.

I wish I had a magic sword that only I could wield.

Author:  CHARZARDRAKE [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:26 am ]
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Granted, but when someone stabs you in the back with a harpoon, the legendary sword dies along with you.

I wish that anything I wanted would come true as long as I said it out loud. (Same thing backwards).

Author:  Swift [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:17 pm ]
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Granted, but you get so worried that you will say something that you'll regret, that you become a mute.

I wish cats were as intelligent as humans, and that you could talk to them.

Author:  2x4b [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:39 pm ]
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Granted, but the cats form a rebellion against the human race.

I wish Steve Jobs and Apple Inc. didn't exist.

Author:  blazinglucar [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:31 pm ]
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Granted, but two more companys that are even worse come along.

I wish that I could drive now, rather than waiting until June first.

Author:  Titan of Lightning [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:36 pm ]
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Granted, but you will get 15 tickets on your first day of having a licence, and he will take your licence and rip it into (eventually) nanoscopic pieces!

I wish that my site (PokeLightning) would become (almost) as popular as Psypokes!

Author:  Peanut-Lover [ Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:37 pm ]
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Granted, but it has only become popular with spambots, losers, and trolls. Basically, you have gotten bad popularity.

I wish i could sing like Celine Dion by mother's funeral so I may sing :Because you loved me"

Author:  Jake5 [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:49 pm ]
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Granted, but now nobody wants to hear your voice again.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school tomorrow.

Author:  DNA [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:11 pm ]
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Granted. You spend the whole day off playing games then you find out there's a pop quiz the next day! Yay...?

I wish I wouldn't keep dying in the lvl 1 dungeons in PMD (Wish Cave, Purity Forest).

Author:  Rhapsody [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:16 pm ]
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Granted. You get kicked out by the breeze thingy on the ninety-eighth floor of each dungeon. (It's not what you would call "dying"...)

I wish my trip to the Caribbean was better.

-Gardevoir~

Author:  EvilPenguin [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:22 pm ]
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Granted. You spend so much time having fun, you dont do anything productive, and it takes you a month to get back on track with everything.

I wish that the forums would stop crashing, like they did today

Author:  Titan of Lightning [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:34 pm ]
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Granted, but that is because it is gone entirely.

I wish I had 1000 Psybucks!

Author:  Peanut-Lover [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:11 pm ]
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Granted, but you are also granted the rank of webmaster, so you now have no use for them :)

I wish that I didn't have to eat dark-meat tomorrow night, and that my grandmother will have chicken breast for me.

Author:  Swift [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:38 pm ]
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Granted, but the catch is that the breast is still on the chicken, and that you must kill and cook it.

I wish I had more time for work.

Author:  Krisp [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:17 pm ]
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Granted, but now that you have no time for school, you end up dropping out, then get fired from work. Now you can't find a job because you have no high school diploma! :o

I wish I had a cat.

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