Granted, but the toilet paper took the wishes for himself.
I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you fly too close to the sun. The wax that's holding your feathers together melts, and you plunge into the sea and drown.

I wish that I had my own Windows XP, functioning computer that has Mozilla Firefox with a mouse, keyboard, CPU, monitor and speakers.

-Gardevoir~

EDIT: To ToL: ...That was kind of the point. D:

Whoa! that happened in a greek myth that i was reading earlier! weird.

back to wishing: Granted, but it would all break after 1 day in some freak accident and your parents will blame you for it.

I wish that my NEW forum: PokeThunder (not PokeLightning, nfield) would become almost as popular as psypokes.

granted, but a hackster takes control of your computer and shuts it all down. Then you'll have to start over again.


I wish that the tooth fairy would give me $1000 for my tooth. (No, I don't believe in it.)

Granted, but the $1,000 is in plastic money!

I wish I could literally cough up money without dying.

HOS_117, I'm very sorry. I deleted your original post on accident; I didn't look very closely at it, and I thought that you were also replying to Pokeman39's post, not to Meeps' post. If you see this before someone else posts a reply, please repost your post. Again, very sorry.

If by GF you mean "girlfriend", then:
Granted, but she will hover around you like a stray puppy.

I wish that reporters got beat up a lot.

(I may have fallen just under minutes of the 24-hour mark)

Granted. But they beat you up too.
I wish that we were all rich!

Granted, but your tax bills go up to 100 billion dollars a month.
I wish my favorite website worked.[it broke]

Granted. It's lost in the process and you forgot to read the fine print that stated "all funds are final and non-refundable even if we lost them in the mail".

I wish money did grow on trees.

-Gardevoir~

Granted, but if you try to get it off it rips!

I wish I could zap stuff like Raichu.

Granted, but you will zap yourself eventually and kill yourself.

I wish everyone will give me a pc every single day.

Granted, but the govermental agency proves that those were their computers, and your arrested.
I wish I had my own computer.

Granted, but a new tax has people paying for their own computer 100 *insert currency* a day, so you go broke and are forced to sell it off at a loss.


I wish I had another week of Spring Break

Granted, but the school forces you to do excessive homework on that week to make up for the time you have off school.

I wish I had a FE6 game for my GameBoy in English that wasn't broken.
(Roy, why must you evade me?)

Granted, but the games are corrupted with a sticky note that says "haha sucker" on the game cartridge.

I wish my cat liked me instead of disliking me as she does now.

-Gardevoir~

Granted, but she sleeps on you whenever you sit down or go to bed and doesn't get off for 5 hours.
I wish I was a pokemon.

Granted,but you were a caterpie and... attack of the bug spray!!!!

I wish I could spit bombs 3,000,000 meters away!

Granted, but you hit the prime minister and he sues you.
I wish that i was a treecko and we [me and other treeckos] took over the world.

Granted. The Blazikens and I then come and burn off your butt

I wish drama llamas didn't exist

Granted. They are replaced by Teletubbies.

Speaking of which, I wish Teletubbies didn't exist.

Granted, but then the babies had nothing to watch so they found the book war and piece, and eventually learned to destroy the world!!
I wish everybody loved Blazikens.

Granted, but everyone loves every other pokemon more.

I wish that our beloved admin, sN0wBaLL, would be able to leave the Singaporean Miltary, right now, not hurt.