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Granted, but "nothing could go wrong" encompasses taking damage in any video game, so every game is way too easy to win and you become bored and frustrated.

I wish... I wish my kitty was a moogle!


Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:41 am
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Granted, your cat is now a 2 dimensional cat-looking object and is imposible to interact with.

I wish that my college sereved better food in the cafeterias.



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Granted, but your only access to the internet is through a 26.6kbps modem and the AOL 1.0 software, which lacked the ability to enter any web addresses or visit a page without an "AOL Keyword" registered to it.
That's cold, Jigglypuff.

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Granted, but the food's not for you (it's reserved for VIPs). XD!

I wish I could fly.

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Granted, but you will crash onto a plane and your whole body will bleed until you die.

I wish I knew all the languages in the world.

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Granted, but someone tries to kill you because "You know too much..."

I wish furniture would obey my every command.

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Granted, but the furniture eventually rises up against you and atempt to obliterate and dominate you and the rest of the world.

I wish that they made more terminator and matrix movies.

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Granted, but then no other movies were made until the end of time . . .

I wish that there were teleporters (like Star Trek).

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Granted, but a common problem is that the body's molecules are often misplaced (like, the arm comes out of the stomach)


I wish I had 16 trojan ounces of gold.


Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:58 pm
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Granted but now you're so money-obsessed you alienate everyone else around you and they think you're a snot.

I started one of these at my school's MySpace forum!

I wish insomnia never existed. >.>


Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:29 am
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Granted, but you sleep forever until you die.

I wish that nothing needed water to survive and that there were no oceans or any other form of water.

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Granted. Then everyone in the water industry loses their jobs because water no longer exists. In retaliation, you are blamed and executed for the wish which has ruined countless lives.

I wish I had a magic sword that only I could wield.

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Granted, but when someone stabs you in the back with a harpoon, the legendary sword dies along with you.

I wish that anything I wanted would come true as long as I said it out loud. (Same thing backwards).


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Granted, but you get so worried that you will say something that you'll regret, that you become a mute.

I wish cats were as intelligent as humans, and that you could talk to them.


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Granted, but the cats form a rebellion against the human race.

I wish Steve Jobs and Apple Inc. didn't exist.


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Granted, but two more companys that are even worse come along.

I wish that I could drive now, rather than waiting until June first.

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Granted, but you will get 15 tickets on your first day of having a licence, and he will take your licence and rip it into (eventually) nanoscopic pieces!

I wish that my site (PokeLightning) would become (almost) as popular as Psypokes!

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Granted, but it has only become popular with spambots, losers, and trolls. Basically, you have gotten bad popularity.

I wish i could sing like Celine Dion by mother's funeral so I may sing :Because you loved me"


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Granted, but now nobody wants to hear your voice again.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school tomorrow.

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Granted. You spend the whole day off playing games then you find out there's a pop quiz the next day! Yay...?

I wish I wouldn't keep dying in the lvl 1 dungeons in PMD (Wish Cave, Purity Forest).

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Granted. You get kicked out by the breeze thingy on the ninety-eighth floor of each dungeon. (It's not what you would call "dying"...)

I wish my trip to the Caribbean was better.

-Gardevoir~

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Granted. You spend so much time having fun, you dont do anything productive, and it takes you a month to get back on track with everything.

I wish that the forums would stop crashing, like they did today

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Granted, but that is because it is gone entirely.

I wish I had 1000 Psybucks!

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Granted, but you are also granted the rank of webmaster, so you now have no use for them :)

I wish that I didn't have to eat dark-meat tomorrow night, and that my grandmother will have chicken breast for me.


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Granted, but the catch is that the breast is still on the chicken, and that you must kill and cook it.

I wish I had more time for work.


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Granted, but now that you have no time for school, you end up dropping out, then get fired from work. Now you can't find a job because you have no high school diploma! :o

I wish I had a cat.

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