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Jamie
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:42 pm Posts: 516 Location: Ontario, Canada
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Granted, but "nothing could go wrong" encompasses taking damage in any video game, so every game is way too easy to win and you become bored and frustrated.
I wish... I wish my kitty was a moogle!
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daveshan
Pokemon Master
Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:23 pm Posts: 1959 Location: Va
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Granted, your cat is now a 2 dimensional cat-looking object and is imposible to interact with.
I wish that my college sereved better food in the cafeterias.
Jigglypuff wrote: Granted, but your only access to the internet is through a 26.6kbps modem and the AOL 1.0 software, which lacked the ability to enter any web addresses or visit a page without an "AOL Keyword" registered to it. That's cold, Jigglypuff.
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:15 am |
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tessa7338
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:47 pm Posts: 603 Location: Red Sands
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Granted, but the food's not for you (it's reserved for VIPs). XD!
I wish I could fly.
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:35 am |
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hfxjus
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:02 am Posts: 543 Location: Freezer
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Granted, but you will crash onto a plane and your whole body will bleed until you die.
I wish I knew all the languages in the world.
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:18 am |
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DNA
Trivia Champion
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:37 pm Posts: 3170 Location: clegavel
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Granted, but someone tries to kill you because "You know too much..."
I wish furniture would obey my every command.
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:59 am |
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blazinglucar
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:06 pm Posts: 184
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Granted, but the furniture eventually rises up against you and atempt to obliterate and dominate you and the rest of the world.
I wish that they made more terminator and matrix movies.
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:09 pm |
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DarkPhantom02
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:43 pm Posts: 522
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Granted, but then no other movies were made until the end of time . . .
I wish that there were teleporters (like Star Trek).
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:59 pm |
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Peanut-Lover
Site Administrator
Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:32 am Posts: 1917 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Granted, but a common problem is that the body's molecules are often misplaced (like, the arm comes out of the stomach)
I wish I had 16 trojan ounces of gold.
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:58 pm |
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Jamie
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:42 pm Posts: 516 Location: Ontario, Canada
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Granted but now you're so money-obsessed you alienate everyone else around you and they think you're a snot.
I started one of these at my school's MySpace forum!
I wish insomnia never existed. >.>
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:29 am |
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Swampert King
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:29 pm Posts: 626 Location: ^ Turkey. :D ^
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Granted, but you sleep forever until you die.
I wish that nothing needed water to survive and that there were no oceans or any other form of water.
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:35 am |
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DNA
Trivia Champion
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:37 pm Posts: 3170 Location: clegavel
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Granted. Then everyone in the water industry loses their jobs because water no longer exists. In retaliation, you are blamed and executed for the wish which has ruined countless lives.
I wish I had a magic sword that only I could wield.
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:00 am |
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CHARZARDRAKE
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:57 pm Posts: 792
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Granted, but when someone stabs you in the back with a harpoon, the legendary sword dies along with you.
I wish that anything I wanted would come true as long as I said it out loud. (Same thing backwards).
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:26 am |
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Swift
Frontier Brain
Joined: Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:05 pm Posts: 1153 Location: Shit, I forgot.
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Granted, but you get so worried that you will say something that you'll regret, that you become a mute.
I wish cats were as intelligent as humans, and that you could talk to them.
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:17 pm |
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2x4b
Pokemon Master
Joined: Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:55 am Posts: 1456 Location: Stafford, UK
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Granted, but the cats form a rebellion against the human race.
I wish Steve Jobs and Apple Inc. didn't exist.
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:39 pm |
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blazinglucar
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:06 pm Posts: 184
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Granted, but two more companys that are even worse come along.
I wish that I could drive now, rather than waiting until June first.
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:31 pm |
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Titan of Lightning
Ace Trainer
Joined: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:34 pm Posts: 485 Location: Wow, this account is really embarrassing
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Granted, but you will get 15 tickets on your first day of having a licence, and he will take your licence and rip it into (eventually) nanoscopic pieces!
I wish that my site (PokeLightning) would become (almost) as popular as Psypokes!
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:36 pm |
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Peanut-Lover
Site Administrator
Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:32 am Posts: 1917 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Granted, but it has only become popular with spambots, losers, and trolls. Basically, you have gotten bad popularity.
I wish i could sing like Celine Dion by mother's funeral so I may sing :Because you loved me"
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:37 pm |
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Jake5
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:53 am Posts: 119 Location: Wisconsin
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Granted, but now nobody wants to hear your voice again.
I wish I didn't have to go back to school tomorrow.
_________________ "A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy." - Jerry Springfield
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:49 pm |
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DNA
Trivia Champion
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:37 pm Posts: 3170 Location: clegavel
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Granted. You spend the whole day off playing games then you find out there's a pop quiz the next day! Yay...?
I wish I wouldn't keep dying in the lvl 1 dungeons in PMD (Wish Cave, Purity Forest).
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:11 pm |
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Rhapsody
Gym Leader
Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:37 pm Posts: 1906 Location: Some fabulous place
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Granted. You get kicked out by the breeze thingy on the ninety-eighth floor of each dungeon. (It's not what you would call "dying"...)
I wish my trip to the Caribbean was better.
-Gardevoir~
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:16 pm |
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EvilPenguin
Gym Leader
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:46 am Posts: 1554
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Granted. You spend so much time having fun, you dont do anything productive, and it takes you a month to get back on track with everything.
I wish that the forums would stop crashing, like they did today
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:22 pm |
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Titan of Lightning
Ace Trainer
Joined: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:34 pm Posts: 485 Location: Wow, this account is really embarrassing
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Granted, but that is because it is gone entirely.
I wish I had 1000 Psybucks!
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:34 pm |
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Peanut-Lover
Site Administrator
Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:32 am Posts: 1917 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Granted, but you are also granted the rank of webmaster, so you now have no use for them
I wish that I didn't have to eat dark-meat tomorrow night, and that my grandmother will have chicken breast for me.
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:11 pm |
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Swift
Frontier Brain
Joined: Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:05 pm Posts: 1153 Location: Shit, I forgot.
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Granted, but the catch is that the breast is still on the chicken, and that you must kill and cook it.
I wish I had more time for work.
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:38 pm |
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Krisp
Lite Four
Joined: Sun May 29, 2005 6:21 pm Posts: 3471
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Granted, but now that you have no time for school, you end up dropping out, then get fired from work. Now you can't find a job because you have no high school diploma! :o
I wish I had a cat.
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