Granted, but now your pants won't fit and all the stores within two hundred miles are sold out of pants. So you have to either wear them uncomfortably or don't wear them.

I wish that they made another, good-looking squirrel Pokemon with a decent movepool.

-Gardevoir~

(Sorry about the 24 hour thing. Competly forgot about that.)
Granted, though your two squirrel pokes start fighting for all of the attention and die off. Now you have neither.
I wish that I could remember everything I've ever heard or learned.

Granted. You remember EVERYTHING you see and hear. Including the stuff you'd like to forget. Take a moment, I'm sure you can think of something you'd like to forget.

I wish that I could get my Emerald and FireRed cartridges to connect, so I could do a trade-dump and start over FireRed.

Granted, but now everyone starts spamming uncontrollably.

I wish I would have control over some people.

Granted, but you are subsequently assassinated by a gang of pirates.

I wish I were a better athlete.

[color=#7cfc00]Edited (5 Apr 2007): Changed the outcome of 2x4b's post. I didn't notice his post, and thus replied to the one before.

Granted. But you become disabled for running too much.
I wish I could fly into a different galaxy.

I'll make one last post on April 15 showing that this topic will be officially closed. That could give people until maybe 14:00 GMT. Oh, anyway,

Granted, but you don't know how to get back, and there's no air, so you die from suffocation.

I wish I could catch a shiny Registeel like Gardy~.


Didn't see that coming. I like Azelf and Dialga.

Granted, but it has a horrible nature and stats and it can't beat a Cascoon.

I wish that everyone in th world had to eat five pounds a chocolate a day or they would die. But all the water turned into chocolate. And we didn't need water.

Granted. But they are wrecked.
I wish I was a King.

Granted, but everyone leaves because they want to follow their own rules and not someone elses.


I wish I didn't have a sister.

I'm touched.
~~
Granted. You now have three sisters, all as annoying as the first.

I wish I could legally get a song in Japanese that I really like onto my iPod without it corrupting. (read: legally)

-Gardevoir~

Granted, but you will find someone who believes you have one in english at the time.

I wish I could get a stronger WI-FI connetction( I steal someone else's connection).

Granted, but that person finds out and calls the cops on you. You're arrested for 10 years.


I wish I had a Nintendo Wii

Mod Edit: Please do not post in this topic more than once every 24 hours.
-JsX™

Granted, but the Wii came without a controler thingy and no more are left in the world so you get so mad you explode


I wish I was an immortal Mudkip.

Granted. You are then hugged by Flaming_Wuzzle, because he lieks mudkips :B , and due to your immortallity, you are forced to be hugged by him for the rest of eternity

I wish I had a working laptop

Granted. But it doesn't have the internet.
I wish that Pokemon D/P were already out.

Granted, but one day u look into the future, see the earth exploding, and when u try to tell everyone, they think ur crazy and stick u in a mental hospital.

I wish that I was the fastest swimmer in the world (I'm on a swim team)

Granted, but you swim so fast, you don't see where you are going, hit your head against a large log at speeds of Mach 1, and die

I wish I was taller

Granted, but your so tall that you hit your heads on doorways, even when you try to duck.

I wish I could go camping more.

Heh.



Granted. However on one camping trip your campsite is ravaged by a bear who is attracted by the smell of food. Trying to track the food, the bear ruins everything and anything.

I wish toilet paper made everyone's wishes come true!
(I am just one crazy person)