Cosmo was finishing off his coke when he heard the bell ring. as he went to the door, he saw poplers, soaked. "back so soon?" Cosmo tittered and let him back in. then he went up to the fish that he dropped and started to pull the scales off and shove them in his pocket. "Rainbow trout be pretty rare. The scales will get me some good money." then he went to the Tv, and pulled out out his Wi. "WIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! isnt it fun? and for all you healthy nerds out there, that means you pat, its almost like exercise." then he stuck Super Smash Bros. Brawl in the system and started handing out controller sticks to anyone who wanted to play.

poplers's decoy was drowning in the Pacific Ocean as soon as poplers entered the doorway, beer in hand.
poplers walked in with a little swagger, he brought his own beer and was getting a little tipsy. as he opened the door to the restroom, he saw twixt doing something that made him laugh.

as he shut the door again, he walked over to DP and slapped him around a bit with a large trout.
"Cook this!" poplers said, shoving the fish into DP's face.

Pat saw the beer.

Oh no.

Here it came.

Pat yelled:

"OMG! Here come the police!"

*Pat makes a sound like this: weee WOO. wee WOO*

He looked around happily to notice everyone was acting innocent, he must have fooled them with his noises.

DX slapped Pat over the head.

"I'm sorry!" Pat said. "I admit defeat! I am dead!" Pat then died on the floor.

DX walked over to the stereo and switched to a new song.

"Ceeelabrate good times, come on! Do do do do do do do do do!" The band sang.

Pat got up.

"I fooled you all! Poindexters! Mwahahaha!"

Pat walked over to the stereo and put on some Fall Out Boy.

yeeeeah

THNKS FR TH MMRS poplers said as he ran out of the house.

DragonPhoenix's ears started to bleed so he changed the music to brittany spears. He walked over to (another) pole and started to grind against it.

DX's ears began to bleed, so he switched the music to Carrie Underwood, who had 2 things Britney didn't have.

1)Talent
2)Hair

DX turned to DP.

'What does "grind against the pole" mean? I don't know what you're doing!!!111one"

Pat's eyes began to bleed, he ran over to the speakers and put on "Flo Rida Ft. T-Pain - Low".

He turned to DX and said:

"I'll tell you what that is when you're 30."

Pat also said "DP, wtf are poles doing in your house?".

DX threw the stereo out the window to prevent more fighting over the song.

Pat went over to DX and said "Don' make me click mah finguhs in a "Z" foe-may-shuuuuuuuuuuuun."


He then clicked his fingers in a "Z" formation at DX.

He jumped up to the roof, got his MP3 player, plugged it into its speakers and cackled as Bach began to play.

"Mwahahahahahahaha!" >:)

DX pulled a giant mallet out of the air and destroyed the MP3 player. He then pulled out his iPod, which was so much better than an MP3 player, and began playing country music. His favorite

Pat pulled out his iTouch, which was much better than an iPod, and plugged it in.

He played EEEEMO MUSIC. >:)

The emo music was so bad, DX was forced to pull out the ultimate music player:

The iOmega. He played on the higest volume, which overpowered the iTouch, which he proceeded to destroy.

He did do that, but the music was the exact same as what Pat was playing! =O

Pat cheered as the emo music played. ^o^

DX deleted all the emo music off of his iPod, as well as every song on it that he didn't like. The iOmega also magically stoped anybody but DX from surviving after touching it.

Name: Beyoncé Knowles
Age: 26
Gender: Woman
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and then.. all became quiet... AND BEYONCE APPEARED IN ALL HER CURVY GLORY!

"Hello boys," she belted using her super soulful voice full of amazing talent "who wants to meet Beyonce?"

(Kirke, you are the funniest person on the planet )


"I don't know who you are", said Pat.

"Do you sing emo music?"

"She's a hooker! Get her out!" DX shouted before Dainimo threw her out and breathed fire on her.

D:!

Pat looked in amazement as Beyoncé slowly arose from the ashes.

DX ran away from Pat and the pheonix girl.

Pat laughed. He walked back into the house and wondered where Spencer Mencer was.

Cosmo looked up from his 17th Cola to see someone famous rising from some fire. His eyes were watered and he was trying to act drunk. "*hiccups* ITS BRITNEY SHPEARS"

Then Cosmo went Back to playing the Nintendo Wii.

Name: Sarah

Age : 16

Gender: Female

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Sarah walks into the room, beats Cosmo at Ping Pong on the Wii, and then starts belting out Baby One More Time with Britney. Then she gets beaten by Cosmo on Brawl because he happened to push Sonic of the edge when -

- when Pat tickled him. Pat thought it would be funny to see what would happen, and the reaction was that he started swinging the wii remote like a lasoo and it had made some excellent new moves in Brawl.

Pat went to the kitchen to look for food because DP had not provided any. =(