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((I had to do this for english. Enjoy.))

Drama script:
Crunchy’s Bad Hair Day


By some guy~




















Scene 1

(Curtains open slightly, Crunchy and Christina walk out.)

Draggy: Once upon a time in a place that didn’t exist, there lived a very happy couple. Their names were Crunchy and Christina.

(Crunchy and Christina hug.)

Christina: I love you, Crunchy! <333
Crunchy: I love you too, Christina! <333

(Curtains open fully to Evil Forest backdrop. Crunchy and Christina skip around in a circle.)

Draggy: Crunchy and Christina were skipping down into EVIL (the word evil is to be emphasized) Forest for whatever reason when SUDDENLY!

(A monster jumps from the bushes, knocking them down then taking off with Christina.)

Christina: Crunchy!!! (screams)
Crunchy: (Looks up into the sky and screams) Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

(Curtains close.)

Scene 2

(Curtains open as Draggy speaks.)

Draggy: And so, Crunchy goes and begins his epic quest to save his girlfriend!

Crunchy: (crying) I’m so lonely!
Kasey: Hai! (pops out from the curtains and walks toward Crunchy)
Crunchy: Who are you?
Kasey: My name is Kasey. I’m a princess. (happy)

Draggy: And so, misskaseykasethefirst leads Crunchy to her castle.

(Crunchy follows Kasey on the spot as backdrop changes to castle.)

Crunchy: Didn’t you say you had something to help me on my quest?
Kasey: Yeah-yeah! I wanted to show off my pretty castle first but! So, this is mah castle! This is my door, this here is the stairs, this is the dinning room, the kitchen, my maid, up the stairs we go, these are my guest rooms, the bathroom, and this is my room, oh my god so lovely, anyways outside in the garden… (runs around picking up and showing props with Crunchy as he follows closely behind)

(Curtains close slowly.)

Draggy: An hour later.

(Curtain quickly open.)

Crunchy: (exhausted) Whew, anyways, do you have something that can actually help me or not?
Kasey: Oh yeah! Here’s a map, and one Skeleton Key! (takes out)
Crunchy: Skeleton Key? (curious)
Kasey: You never know when you might need a Skeleton Key! (turns serious) But beware for you may only use the key once and only once for bad things will happen… (whales like a ghost) Wooooooooo!
Crunchy: Kay. (puts stuff away) Thanks for the help, Princess.
Kasey: Oh, and one more thing. There’s a bear in EVIL Forest stealing our honey. Could you perhaps murder it for us? (insane tilt of the head)
Crunchy: Uh… (kinda freaked out)
Kasey: Thanks! Here’s your dagger and the honey you’ll be using as bait! Good luck! (waves happily)

(Curtains close.)

Scene 3

(Curtains open.)

Draggy: And so, Crunchy laid the bait down in EVIL Forest as a trap and awaited in the bushes for the bear.

(Crunchy rustles in bushes. The bear sneaks in and takes the honey, Crunchy jumps out.)

Crunchy: Gotcha!
Bear: Ahhh! Don’t hurt me please! (scared)
Crunchy: Huh? Bears don’t talk!
Bear: Well this one does. The name’s Ryo. (both shake hands)
Crunchy: Oh, well, hey, I’m Crunchy, but um, sorry, but I’ve gotta like, hurt you and stuff…
Ryo: Oh, well that kinda sucks. Tell ya what, if you let me go, I’ll tell you the whereabouts of that monster you’ve been looking for.
Crunchy: Okay, sounds like a deal.

(Crunchy hands the map over and Ryo toggles with it.)

Draggy: And so, Ryo marked the location of said monster on Crunchy’s map in exchange for his freedom.

(Ryo hands the map back.)

Crunchy: Hey, you’re not so evil, considering this is Evil Forest and all.
Ryo: Meh, it’s just a name, dude.

(Curtains close.)

Scene 4

(Curtains open. Crunchy walks in one spot as background props move around until mountain area.)

Draggy: And so, Crunchy ventured through Evil Forest, passed the raging rivers and up into the mountains where his next outrageous adventure would take place!

Crunchy: Well, this is it. Here monster-monster-monster! (taps knee)
AngrySparrow: Hiya. (pops out from nowhere)
Crunchy: Hey, you’re not a monster. See any around here lately?
AngrySparrow: Hm. (thinks) Now that you mention it, yeah, I have.
Crunchy: Oh?
AngrySparrow: Yeah, been terrorising the villagers down the mountain, I heard.
Crunchy: Oh cool. Thanks man.
AngrySparrow: No worries.

Draggy: And so, Crunchy ventured into the monster’s cave.

(Props change, Crunchy walks on the spot)

Crunchy: (calls out) Christina! I’ve come to rescue you! Where are you…? Monster, if you can hear me, you’re dead meat for taking her and scaring those villagers!
Monster: Boo. (pops up from nowhere)
Crunchy: (jumps) Whoa! Huh? Wait, you’re not the guy who kidnapped JameJame!
Monster: Nope, sorry.
Crunchy: Ugh, this was all a wild goose chase… (slouches)
Monster: Aw, don’t be sad. My name’s poplers. People in the village misjudge me for scaring them when I go down to play, so they chase me away, and that makes me sad…
Crunchy: Oh, so you don’t purposely scare them? Well, I guess I could help you out there.
Poplers: You will?!
Crunchy: Sure, first thing’s first, we’re gonna have to do a bit of shopping…

Draggy: And after a day of shopping…

(lights fade, lights come back)

Crunchy: Tah-dah! (presents poplers) Problem solved! (thumbs up)
Poplers: Oh my God, Crunchy, thank you so much!
Crunchy: No worries. Everybody knows that if you put a red cap on anything it officially makes it more cooler and loveable.
Poplers: I’m gonna go on a date with one of the girl villagers now! But before I do…

Draggy: And that’s how poplers took a bite out of Crunchy’s arm. (does so)

Crunchy: Gaaah?! You…you bit me! I helped you and this is how you repay me?! (holds arm in pain)
Poplers: (shrugs) Well, I am a monster after all.

Draggy: And that’s how Crunchy gained a hatred for monsters and the like.

(Curtains close)

Scene 5

Draggy: Afterwards, at the villager’s bar…

(curtains open to the bar)

Crunchy: Bah. Listen to them, give him a red hat and all the ladies fall for him… (somewhat drunk)
Poplers: (walking out with three women) And so I says to Krisp I says… Oh, Crunchy! Thanks for payin’ the tab man! Later! (leaves stage)
Crunchy: Huh? What?!
AngrySparrow: Oh, hey, Crunchy. (comes in)
Crunchy: Oh, hey, it’s you…
AngrySparrow: The village seems to be a lot more peaceful thanks to you, thanks a bunch! (sits next to Crunchy)
Crunchy: Uh, meh, it was nothing, just a chunk outta my arm… (clutches arm)
AngrySparrow: Huh? You seem down. What’s up?
Crunchy: Ugh, it’s just that I’ve come all this way for nothing and I don’t have any leads.
AngrySparrow: Oh, for rescuing Christina from that other monster? Hey, I could help you out! I know his address. I’ll take you straight there to meet him, shouldn’t take too long.

Scene 6

(both Crunchy and AngrySparrow walk on the spot as the props change)

Draggy: And so, Crunchy followed AngrySparrow over the mountains, across the sea, through the plains, until they finally reached their destination. It was another castle, but this one was darker somehow.

AngrySparrow: Well, here we are. Rusrev Castle!
Crunchy: Finally! Now I can finally save JameJame and this whole nightmare will finally be over!
AngrySparrow: It’s locked.
Crunchy: Noooooooooooooo-wait!

Draggy: And so, in this legendary moment, Crunchy pulled out his Skeleton Key and unlocked the door to the castle! (does so, kicks door open)

Crunchy: Ah ha! (points)
AngrySparrow: Whoa!
Monster: Oh no! (shocked)
Crunchy: Oh yes!
Monster: You found me!
Crunchy: I have, and now to finally end this madness once and for all!

Draggy: And as Crunchy pulled out his dagger, something completely unexpected happened, an unpredictable event you would never guess unless someone already spoiled it for you! (Crunchy pulls out dagger as Draggy speaks)

Christina: (runs onto stage) Crunchy! No!
Crunchy: Huh? Christina! Christina, I’ve missed you so much, all this time spent looking for you… Just stay back, I’ll slay this beast!
Christina: No, Crunchy! You don’t understand…
Crunchy: What don’t I…?

Draggy: And so JameJame cuddled up to the monster, Crunchy in horrific awe. (does so)

Christina: Crunchy, I love him, and…
Crunchy: And…
Christina: I’m pregnant, with his babies, and…
Crunchy: And…
Xenon: The monster was actually me, this whole time.
Christina: I’m sorry, Crunchy.

(Crunchy sits down while holding his head in shame.)

(Curtains close)

Draggy: And so after many plot twists, Crunchy’s heart was brokededed.

Scene 7

(Curtains open, submarine backdrop)

Draggy: Afterwards, on the submarine back home…

AngrySparrow: Geez, tough break man. (pats Crunchy on the back)
Crunchy: Yeah…
AngrySparrow: Well, what’s the plan now, Crunchy?
Crunchy: Well…

(Both leave the stage. Curtains close.)

Draggy: So Crunchy murdered Ryo and poplers, married Kasey and became the best damn Jedi there ever was! The End!

-Star Wars Theme music-

((Comments would be great.))

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Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:13 pm
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I hated the end. :O

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omg this was freaking awesome

and i love me so much

you should write a sequeeeeel

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Thunder_dude7 wrote:
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Wow. That was the most random thing I've ever read. Which can be good if it is comody! Like this!

I thought it was hilarious, I'm not good at looking for cons in plays, so nice job.


you, sir, fail.

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Wow. That was the most random thing I've ever read. Which can be good if it is comody! Like this!

I thought it was hilarious, I'm not good at looking for cons in plays, so nice job.

Edit:You, sir, have no evidence to back up your (stupid) claims.

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I love it. <3


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This story parallels my life in so many ways.


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Er...That kinda bored me actually. No real plot direction...And not funny enough to make it work as a "random thing".

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well, i guess you just have to have an open mind about it and just laugh at how unserious it is

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....It was..meh. Too random and not funny enough.

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I object. I am no monster.

Well, scratch that, I am, but I'd respect Jamie's wishes ;.;


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Oh man, that's really random, but I loved it!

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I editted Crunchy's girlfriend because, well, you know the quote. I didn't think it would've been a big deal but I was mistaken, I'm sorry.

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DEAR EVERYONE DONT REGARD THIS WHOLE THING AS A MAJOR ATTEMPT AT WRITING. THAT MEANS YOU THUNDER_DUDE, DIAMOND, AND DUNSPARCE. >:O


it was funny, dont expect everything to be serious. ;-;

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Crunchy wrote:
a very happy couple. Their names were Crunchy and Christina.

Crunchy wrote:
married Kasey


O_o.

I don't have enough time to read the whole story right now, but from what I have read so far, it's funny. :3

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Good story man! keep on good work

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