I wrote this story just after ruby came out, it's a bout a ralts that is never accepted, he isnt accepted because he has no good attacks until level 6 lol.


was just a normal pokemon, trying to join in and trying to be happy, but ralts was just treated like an idiot, after he grown to get the name 'retard ralts' whenever he tried to talk to a pokemon he got hurt back.

Ralts found out a pokemon contest was going on at a pokemon garden, he went to check it out like any normal pokemon would. But when he got there and he walked up to the crowd line to see what was going on a and a ran away shouting 'Oh no it's retard Ralts.'
Luckily Ralts did have one friend , Annoying Aipom. Toggether they tried to be recognised as nice normal pokemon. It never happened, every day the same thing happened, 'RETARD RALTS IS HERE!!' and 'ANNOYING AIPON IS AROUND!!' Ralts' mum always told him to focus on the future. Then he would be a strong , every day he imagined being a Kirlia, being strong, being 1 of them, 1 of them... A pokemon... Ralts' Rival was , Croaky Crobat, his voice was weak, that's why he's called Croaky Crobat, but he's the strongest pokemon around.

Croaky Crobat and his fellow friends scare Aipom and Ralts every day on their way to the park. Aipom stood up to them, Ralts couldn't, whenever he got mad, all he could do is let out a small growl, he didn't have a clue how to attack.

Aipom and Ralts both knew that the only person to help was Superpowered , the emperor of the lands, but the point was, Crobat lived just outside Slowking's Palace and the guards didn't like Aipom after an incident wiht a big tree and a thumped head.

So other than Slowking there actually was a person... , that lived up at the lighthouse, Ampharos was always busy, but she was very wise, she cured a of coughing to much at once and she taught a how to tackle once.

Ralts and Aipom started to travel to the lighthouse encountering many voices saying usual rubbish. When they got Ampharos' house, Ampharos knew they were coming, she was at the bottom smiling.
"Well, well, well, Aipom! Your Uncle was here the other day, asking if I had seen you, has he seen you yet?"
"Well you see, no I was Ralts looking after him!" Aipom exclaimed
"Ralts... Retard Ralts, I heard a say he was heading this way so I went to the top of the lighthouse and I saw you two heading this way, and here we are 8). How may I be of service?"
"I don't have any attacks except a growl, im a retard, never accepted you see!" Ralts stood forward.
"This is easy to help, TM!" Ampharos pointed at a box that said TM on it.
"TM?" Ralts was like
"TM's!!! Technical machines! They teach you moves!" Aipom jumped up and down on his tail"
"Correct, now as you are a psychic type... oh errrm... I only have 1 left but you are little you might not be able to sustain it's power..."Ampharos' face went like
Aipom replied "Is it.. Psychic!?"
"Yes, try it Ralts, come on I only have 20 minutes until I have turn the power on..." Ampharos looked at the lighthouse.
~a few moments later~
Ralts raised his voice a bit... "WOW! I feel like new!!!" Ralts let out a psychic that blew up a rock...
"Ok dont go crazy this is a public area! haha, O dam look at the time, thanks for comin g but a ship is on its way in byee!" Ampharos jumped off to the lighthouse.

And after that 'Retard Ralts' was 'Rumble Ralts' after he could rumble anything with psychic, then he went on to be K.O Kirlia and Giant powered Gardevoir!!

*No ships crashed in the making of this story.*

[Aipom's butt got kicked in a battle the next day...]

Hahaha great story.

Thanks dude

Ok now for another one... About the same length...
The story of , the lazy one.

Drowzee was a respected pokemon but he just couldnt be bothered to go with his friends to places, he just lay under trees every day eating wild berries off trees. Nothing could wake him up, he hypnotised himself to sleep. He only gets fighting experience by hitting passing that try to eat the berries on the tree he's under.

He wanted to be a a lot. But he just couldn't be bothered to even get off his backside and stomp on a stupid .

But, a knew how much he wanted to be a Hypno, so Kingler woke him up at midday very day and put him in a patch of . Then Drowzee would stomp on hundreds of Caterpie, only because he wanted to get to the nearest tree. Kingler gave up after 4 months. So the only other person to be bothered to help Drowzee was , Arcanine woke him up at 2pm every day and chucked him in a pit with a few hundred to beat up. He did it, Drowzee beat them up, (but only the ones protecting the stairway to the forest...) Arcanine was pleased with his progress.

But one day when Drowzee was under a big tree just on the edge of a very very very very very big mountain, he woke up to find 6 Beedrill eating the berries above him, he got half up to hit them but he slipped and started rolling down the mountain, (on the way down making 10 faint buy body slamming them. Then it happened, Drowzee glowed and straight away lost weight, got white hair on a few parts of his body and he found a hypnotising pendant on the floor, what a coincidence!
He was finally a !!!!!!


[No Beedrill or Pineco were really harmed in the making of the story...]

wow!!great story(i was to lazy to read the sacond one but im sure it was good )

Nice, creative.

Funny.

Thanks lol


Thanks Crosman

Now for... yes yet again another one!

, and his dancing shoes.

Every body knows Luidcolo have a thing for dancing or just hopping around to music, but this Ludicolo, is just like when it comes to dancing.

Ludicolo was a normal pokemon, he wasn't popular or unpopular, he just knew an average amount of pokemon. But one thing people didn't like him for, was his groove.

Ludicolo saw other Ludicolo with other pokemon at parties dancing away. Ludicolo wanted to join in but he just couldn't dance with a beat.

So he took up dance lessons, was the teacher. Ludicolo just couldn't get it. He fell over when he tried to turn around in a dance position. Kecleon couldn't take it. He kicked out Ludicolo.
So he went to his nephew . Lombre could dance even though he wasn't a Ludicolo, Lombre taught Ludicolo everything he could do, it worked, a tiny bit. was a well known dancer, lived next door to Ludicolo, Ludicolo went for lessons, and Togetic helped. Ludicolo got dancing and couldn't stop he just kept going to show every one!

was jealous, he always liked being the main dancer, but now Ludicolo was.

The end! Traaa laaa

not as good as the first,but still purty good..

6.5/10

(I know the Ludicolo one wasn't brill lol)
Thanks for the rates.

The story of {slowpoke}.

Slowpoke, was always by the river, dipping his tail in, trying to attract to it by making the nice tasting ooze come out of it's tail. But this Slowpoke's tail, didn't taste nice, Slowpoke slept on a beach, his tail had sand all over it, and whenever a Shellder tasted it, it tasted like sand and dirt.

Slowpoke saw lots of and the odd walk past every day. He just wanted a Shellder to bite it's tail. But one shellder was attracted by bad tasting tails. A white shellder, bit on to Slowpokes tail, ouch! was now sitting where Slowpoke was, but the shellder turned pink, as the white shellder had no proper colour, the poison in the ooze of the tail turned it pink. Now this Slowbro was called 'Hammer tail Slowpoke.' Slowbro didn't like it. He put his head underwater, waiting for another shellder to bite his head. But then the other shellder jumped off his tail and bit into his head. Then this Slowking was called, 'Hammerhead Slowking' Not a good reputation.

Every day Slowking bumped his head on brick walls to get shellder off but he was stuck with shellder. After a few weeks Slowking became extreamly smart, he spoke the human languages and ask may people to smack the Shellder off his head, but all the people said, 'No, im not a pokemon beater.'

So to stop looking like a complete fool Slowking put his head in the sand so the nobody could see the pink Shellder on his head. He just looked like more of a fool.

Moral: Don't sleep on a beach.

funny and a little strange

7/10

Thanks, i'll write another one in 10 mins...

Thanks guys

The story of ... This is a short one.

Grimer, even though it's an Urban pokemon, hates the city, well this Grimer does, his name is Grimo. He hates the city... Why you ask? Because of drainpipes on road edges. He slips down them every day ending up in the sewers, even though he's a Grimer, Grimo hates the sewers. stink them up.

Grimer knew the only way to stop this from ahppening was to become a so when he fell down he would get stuck and have to hold his breath and push him self out by air pressure inside him. It was hard though, Grimo couldn't defeat anything except a .

Grimo got over this, instead of wandering around the side of the road, he just wandered in the middle of the road. Whenever he got hit by a car he just got back to his normal shape and started wandering again. It worked. But he turned a very dark shade of purple after a while thanks to smoke coming out of car's exhaust pipes when they went over him.

Moral: The pavement is there for a reason...

loved th moral thing, that story takes grand prize!!!!!!!!

11/10

Thanks people.

The story of ... (Another short one)

Voltorbs look like pokeballs, you can't say no about that. This Voltorb hated being confused for a pokeball. It's name is Volts, Volts loved looking shiny, but looking shiny looked like a pokeball.

are so big that you know they aren't upside down pokeballs. Volts always tried to stay upside down to look like an Electrode, but it didnt work.

One day a trainer came into the powerplant Volts was in, the trainer walked around looking for pokemon to catch, then it saw Zapdos, you could see the trainer was good, straight away Zapdos fell to the ground.
As the trainer got out a pokeball to throw at Zapdos he dropped it, the pokeball rolled into a load of junk, but Volts was at the trainer's shoes. The Trainer picked up Volts and lobbed him at Zapdos.

*BANG* Zapdos fainted. The trainer was like .

Moral: Paint was made for a reason.

grimer oone

8/10

pretty funny

volts one

6.5/10

what happened to the voltorb anyway??it was kinda a bad ending...

I had to go at that point lol so I wrapped it up there.

The story of , and *Special edition *

This story is actually about the general electiona in a pokemon way, how they fight, but this is not influencing your vote in anyway.

Suicine loved the beach, the sun's rays, the gold sand, the lushious slow tide, it was beautiful. But Entei loved the volcanos, the warmth and the fast flowing lava. Raikou was different though. He loved the middle of deserts, because in the middle of a desert he was the tallest thing around, meaning he was more likely to attract lightining when it struck.

Entei supposedly had the most power, being able to power up the volcano, letting it overflow into the sea and into the desrt plains.

Suicine supposedly had the greatest power, being able to make tidal waves that can go as far as he wanted on land. Like a Tsunami.

Raikou supposedly had the biggest power, being able to recharge himself by running into a thundery desert plain.

But the villagers living around the legendaries hated it, they wanted only 1 to stay and 2 to disappear...

Every day Raikou would rush to the beach, trying to get a lucky shot at Suicine, it never happened to hit Suicine though. Entei always tried to heat up the sea to get Suicine mad, but it never worked.

The villagers asked a Slowking to ask the 3 legendaries what they would do for the Villagers. Slowking went up to Entei and asked him, Entei said, 'I would defend you all from incoming enemies by roaring and shooting fire balls at them.'

Slowking asked Raikou the same question. Raikou said: 'I would hunt down pokemon, for feasts and parades or sacrafices, I would also let thunderstorms be a holy thing in these parts.'

Slowking lastly walked up to Suicine and asked the same question. He replied: 'I would take these people to safety, I would make sure they have a good time around the sea. I do not wish to fight. I can just run to safety and keep my enemies off my back giving me enough time to move all the people to safety.'

Slowking then told the Villagers what they said. The Villagers thought Entei was a glory hog, Raikou had no idea about what the people wanted, but Suicine stood out, the Villagers wanted a loyal pokemon to guide them and keep them safe. They chose Suicine to rule. The other 2 went off never to be seen again until the wanted revenge.

Moral: Listen to the people carefully before making judgements.

Ladies and gentlemem, that was a bit of a serious story about the General Elections on May 5th. I turned it into a pokemon theme to interest you more. Please do take interest and if you do vote, make sure you are 100% sure.

...wow,that one was really good


10/10

I really like the ideas behind some of these stories, like a grimer who hates the sewers or a voltorb who gets thrown as a pokeball, but they seem a little rushed. How long do you usually take to write one?

I put my sweat and blood into that. lol sorry only a jke.

The story of *special edition rare*

Kyogre travelled the seas nearly all day looking for another Kyogre, it was impossible though, she just couldn't all she saw were and .

Kyogre never had a true friend that could understand her properly, as she was a legendary. Her only friend was , the wisest thing around the seas. Wailord helped Kyogre look for other legendaries but it was hopeless, the nearest they found was a medallion of . Kyogre went onto land, searching for a legendary on land, luckily Kyogre could survive on land.

After 2 weeks of looking a {groundon} appeared, Kyodre knew from the start it was going to be a friendship... But was she right?

It started well, but one stormy day a cloud opened and a massive green dragon came and spoke to them both... It was a different language, but it hypnotised them, to hate each other. Kyogre and Groundon always hated each other from then on, Kyogre took its territory, the deep blue sea, Groundon took his, the high mountains.

The legendaries were never meant to meet in a nice way. The green dragon was *Rayquaza* named after the rays the legendaries saw when it talked to them and the one word that stuck in their heads after Rayquaza talked in his language... 'Quaza' meaning hatrid...

(The making of the name 'Rayquaza' was not made like that, it is false, but its just a nice story.)

The last two stories were legendaries stories, I will only do that on rare occasions. So watch this space in the future. I will post regularly of other pokemon though.

strangeeeee...and wierd too


7.5/10

Are you reading my mind.
Yes they are mostly rushed, mostly because I cant be bothered to write them and I have lots of homework.
I will try better lol

The story of . and her egg...

Chansey loves the egg in her pouch, never keeps her eyes off it. Once or twice there are rumours that it contains 100 pokeblocks so pokemon try to get it off her every few days. They cant though, Chansey is strong.

wanted the egg more than any other pokemon living around the area. He would creep up behind Chansey on somedays... Or leave a trap for her to fall in. But Chansey was too Smart.

One day Chansey was caught by a Trainer and his . Chansey was taken to his house. He was nice, 3 meals a day, a pokeball that was really nice and regular training sessions.

Chansey once walked into the kitchen when the trainer was making his own breakfast, then Chansey went nuts, she saw 3 eggs being broken and the shells being chucked away. She couldn't help it, without looking at her egg to see if it was there she took the bowl and ran off, it wasn't her egg though. The trainer never appeared again.

(Ack! I cant write any good ones any more except that legendary dogs one! They are becoming too short and too pointless, i'll think some up at school and put them down here later.

umm,its kinda cut off in the middle,and rather pointless,would have been good if it had kept goin

5.5/10