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This is for all of you Family Guy fans out there. Just post what you like about it then some funny moments and you guys know the rest. This is not a invitation for a flamming party. One of my favorite moments is when they fake the Landing on the moon,and when Peter gets buff and that guy keeps trying to still the baby out of the Grocery Store,lol

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Quagmire: Let's play a game. Drink the beer... you win!
Peter: aww sweet what do I win?
Quagmire: Another beer!
Peter: I'm going for the high score!
Quagmire: Charlie's got the high score
Charlie: Hey man your clock won't flush!

That family guy quote is one of the reasons I like the show so much.

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I love Family Guy so much, so witty, I just watched the one where Stewie gets his Tricycle jacked.

Its so funny... I laugh at all the random bits of it....

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i got one by quagmire


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The episode I like is the one when Louis keeps stealing and they have to go to china,two of my favorite things are in there.

1:
Peter:Hey or like how the faked the moon landing.

Some random guy:Hey wow you are Luis Armstrong...Wait I just saw you on tv aren't you supposed to be on the moon.

Luis Armstrong:Well about that there was a...*knocks the random guy out and throws him in the trunk of his car.

Or when they are watching a cirmearcal in china:
Little girl in the group at the table:Hey silly rabbit tricks are for kids.
Trixs bunny:You share(in a japaniese accent)
Jumps over the table knocks out the kids and walks away with the cereal.

.......yep good times.

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My favorite episode was when Peter and Lois go to the KISS concert and Peter has the trivia contest with the nudist. HaHa that was hilarious!!

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how about the chicken fights.

Right now at the time i'm posting this i am watching the new family guy. peter goes to the new england patriots. stewie and brian keep fighting. it is so funny. :D :lol:

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Oh I really like the chicken fights, to think it all started because he got a wrong coupon. I like the second fight better.

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i want a third chicken fight. i mean he hasn't died yet.

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Quagmire: "Oh man! This is worse than the time when I had to fess up to the nation!"

*flashback*

"My fellow Americans..."

Along with the Jewish Optimus Prime. And...

Judge: "Alright then, you're free to go...straight to jail! Ha ha ha, you got burned!"

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A pretty darn good quote: (The words arent accurate but meh).

*In church*
Stewie : "Die from the power that is Holy water!! *Chucks holy water at person.* Ah you like that dont you ahahaha!
*Far away in a laboratory*
Scientist: Hey I ordered acid, why have I got holy water?

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Stewie: "And you know what else is disgusting? *fart* OH GOD BROKE A DAMN BLOOD VESSEL!"

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quagmire(not 100% accurate)

*911, ya this is Quagmire, ya uh hu, its stuck in the window this time*

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I like the 'Road to rhode island"episode about Brian and stewie.
My favourite quote is when stewie gets out of bed to answer the phone and in his drowsy stupour grabs onto the radiator instead-

"Ah, AAh, Dammit a puss spewing blood-gut in hell!!!"

Also, brian and stewie are driving in a car-

stewie:oh yes, you've got a lot to think about: drunken disorder, grand theft auto...

Brian:You left out the part where i made you smash your head on the windshield.

Stewie: well, i don't remember -SMACK(brian brakes hard and stewie goes sailing forward into the front window.)

Stewie:(rubbing his head) yes, well I walked into that one, did'nt I?


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I haven't watched a whole episode yet, though it seems hilarious.

My friend brought over an InuYasha recording and she'd accidentally recorded Family Guy on it too, but since the tape was overused it was in warp-speed.

I about died of laughter. You haven't lived until you've seen Stewie singing and dancing at warpspeed.

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Here is a quote that always makes me crack up,okay this is when Peter was a intern and he was telling a person some bad news about his wife.

Peter:I'm sorry but your wife is going to be a vegetable,you will have to feed here,bath here,and take care of here for the rest of your life.

Person:Oh my god(he digg's his face into both of his hands

Peter:No I'm just kidding she's dead.

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HaHa i remember that one Latios!! That was hilarious!! I also liked the one when Peter was a comedian for the terminally ill kids!

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Family Guy is VERY funny. watch the breakfast machine on the link above. It's so stupid! And when Stewie is giving piano lessons, I just hope there is a series 5.


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Season #5 has been confirmed for some time now...

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stewie: Meeeeg!!! Meeeeg I'm hungry. There's a granola bar in the cuboard i want it!!
Hey whats this, Whats this about?
Meg: oh god stewie shut up.

I also luv:

Lois: Oh my go we forgot meg!!
Peter: Dont worry she's got everything she needs in her room.
*meg in her room*
*Sucks water from hamster water feeder sticking in from window*
*goes fro run on exercise wheel*

And.....

Peter: Dont you see lois, were alive!
Lois; Peter you're scaring me
Peter; Good lois embrase the fear. dance with me, Dance the dance of life.
*Starts to dance, bookshelf falls on him*
Peter: Yeah you better call that marriage counsiller.

and......

Lois: Oh my god, we have to stop chris from murdering Mr. Lockheart.
Stwie: oh can we stop at the market, i want a granny smith apple!!

I'm a huge fanatic and my brother and sister are alway telling me too stop Quoting (They love it too) I alomst love it as much as dead like me.


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*In church*
Stewie : "Die from the power that is Holy water!! *Chucks holy water at person.* Ah you like that dont you ahahaha!
*Far away in a laboratory*
Scientist: Hey I ordered acid, why have I got holy water?


actualy it was Peter and he said somthing like "The power of christ compels you" and the new yorker says "Ahhh it burns" and the scientist says "Holy water? wheres that acid i ordered?" Unless you're talking about season five and not the episode in season three: Leathal weapons

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How about this little gem:

*God (to a girl in a bar who's holding an unlit cigarette):"Hey baby, let me light that for ya'."

(points at cigarette, bolt of lightning flies in and lights it.)

*Woman: "Wow!"

*God: "That's right, baby. Magic fingers."

(points at her like Fonzie from Happy Days, bolt of lightning flies in, blows her up, and lights bar on fire.)

*God: "OH, JESUS CHRIST!!!"

*Jesus (leaning in from somewhere off screen): "What?"

*God: "Get the Escalade, we're getting out of here!"

(both run out the door)

I literally laugh myself to tears every time I see this scene. It's so freakin' random!

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Brian; Say somthing
Stewie: Like what?
Brian: anything!
Stewie: Oh fine.
Yay and God said to abraham "you must kill you're son Isacc".
And Abraham said "I'm sorry I didnt hear that, please spek into the micraphone"
"Oh I'm sorry is this better? check, check; Jerry pull the wire out I'm still getting some hiss back here"
Brain: somthing about my mother!!!!
Stewie: Oh. I never knew biscuit as a dog but I did know her as a table.
All four legs the same length.
Brian; Just stop.

AHH what an episode.

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Family Guy is one of the funniest shows on record. I like Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story. I liked the part when Stewie takes pills while going to San Francisco in Quagmire "Wannabango". This is somewhat paraphrased.
Brian: Are you taking pep pills?
Stewie: OF COURSE IM WIDE AWAKE!
Brian: Your in no condition to drive. Let go of the steering wheel! Where are we? (desert)
Stewie: THE COMPASS SAYS WEST THATS WHERE WERE GOING!

I was cracking up. The only problem I have with family guy is that they waste a lot of time. Example, when Peter hurts his knee, the shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thing goes on forever. This probably the only ripoff of a show (Simpsons) that is actually better.

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Mayor west: The bible declares, an eye for an eye. So let us take our revenge on this murderous ocean. *Stabs the tide coming in repeatedly* you wont be hurting anyone anymore.
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peter: oh my god its jakie chan.
Jakie chan: Hi always nice too meet a fan. oh my god it malcom in middle!
Meg: I'm not a boy.
Jakie chan: oh yes you are.

((its my second favorite show next too dead like me so you can expect regular osts from me))

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I love the the episode where Chris makes the painting and the family goes to New York City.Or as I call it "A pictures worth a Thousand Bucks".

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