Hahahaha. This has got to be the most Off-Topic, no, Off-FORUM thread that I have ever seen in my life. You are officially crowned as the World's most Off-Topic poster. I'm On-Topic Man, and I've seen quite a few off-topic posts. I'd like to thank FW for leaving this thread up for people to comment.
Congratulations. If you didn't receive a ribbon for this, nobody would.
P.S. If you can't figure out where something like this should go, chances are it shouldn't go anywhere in the first place.