Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.
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Author:  LSA2013 [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.

Yes, they're unheard of. They make "comedic" Christmas songs.
Here's the lyrics to "Wreck the Malls" (Sung to Deck the Halls, with the Fa la's in their usual place)

Wreck the malls this Christmas Season
Blow your cash for no good reason
Push your charge card to the limit
Checkbook now has nothing in it

Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie
Ride to Kmart on his Harley
Tamper with their muzak system
Trade something for Twisted Sister

(30 sec. guitar solo)

Wreck the Pet store, do some damage
Send the beagles on a rampage
Acting in an uncouth manner
Drop your pants and moon that Santa

Author:  Ryu [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.

LSA I want more song lyrics!!!


But yea I would listen to it. sounds funny.

Author:  pokemon_god [ Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.

Those are some funny lyrics! But, no, I wouldn't listen to "Bob Rivers". If I were to listen more music from this guy, I bet it would be stupid.

Author:  LSA2013 [ Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.

It is stupid(ly funny) similar to Patric on SBSP.

The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen" (sung to God Bless You Merry Gentlemen)

The Restroom Door said Gentlemen so I just walked inside
I took 2 steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride
I heard High Voices and found the place was occupied
By 2 nuns, 3 old ladies, and a nurse.
What could be worse than 2 nuns, 3 old ladies and a nurse?

The restroom door door said gentlemen; it must have been a gag
As soon as I walked inside I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace and sacked me with her bag
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day, what can I say?
This just wasn't turning out to be my day.

The restroom door door said gentlemen and I would like to find
the crummy little CREEP who had the nerve to switch the sign,
'cause I've got 2 black guys and one high heel up my behind.
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy.
Boy oh boy, now I'll never sit with comfort and joy.

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