Some kid west of Mauville City: "The air is tasty here!"
PKMN Breeder Colette (Battle Tower R/S): I AM HUNGRY POUND MY BELLY DRUM
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| Author: | Chingling [ Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:24 pm ] |
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Some kid west of Mauville City: "The air is tasty here!"
PKMN Breeder Colette (Battle Tower R/S): I AM HUNGRY POUND MY BELLY DRUM
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| Author: | ArtisticPlatypus [ Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:32 am ] |
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Match call: "Hi, its ANNA! I'm with my junior partner MEG again today. I really love caring for MEG and her POKEMON. They're so cute! I wish I could look after them as if they were my siblings! Oh, hi, MEG! Did you get the buns? Huh? No, no, I'm not treating you like my personal slave! You lost the match, so you have to go buy the bread as punishment! I wouldn't treat you like a slave, MEG! You're too special to me! I have to go now. It's time for our snack!" Just O_o |
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| Author: | DNA [ Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:36 pm ] |
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ArtisticPlatypus wrote: DragonPhoenix wrote: There's a juggler in RBY who says "My balls have just dropped" or something similar to that effect. Although it's not that funny, I find it intriguing that the game designers would stick in a quote that when read the wrong way means something a little innapropriate for young fans. What the heck? (Yeah, I know.) I wear my shorts year round, even in the winter time. (The fact I live in California has something to do with it...) And oh yeah, Battle Frontier is hilarious. Here's some excerpts from the BF (some are already here): (Triathlete) "I would rather run than bike" - "Byebye! I am going to run away!" (Expert f) "Hahaha...A kid..." - "A tough kid huh? Hmph!" (Expert m) "Fufufu..." - "Hahaha..." (Urr...What?) (Triathlete) "My Quick Attack can beat a Teleport" - "I was kidding about that Teleport thing" (Psychic) "I am an excellent mimic of Pokemon" - "I am happy like a little Togepi! (win) - "I am angry like a Mankey!" (Psychic) "My joking is pretty terrible..." - "Your rock head come/exist to shine" (Pokemaniac) "I swallow sludge to transform myself" - "I have a growth of Suction Cups/Acid Armor" (Dragontamer) "My fashion sense seems oddish?" - "I question your fashion sense seriously" (Pkmnranger) "School is over time to play" - "I have to work next week" (And those are related...how?!) (Collector) "Pound the thick fat on my Belly drum" - "Pound my Belly drum Pound my Belly drum (win)" - "My belly drum was too weak..." (Aroma Lady) "Loudred probably has a sweet scent" And the craziest of all. I only saw this Guitarist once but this is the most jacked-up thing in the Battle Frontier: "Hello I think I adore you" - "This is it! Goodbye forever!" What the... - DNA |
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| Author: | ArtisticPlatypus [ Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:50 am ] |
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SorcererDNA wrote: ArtisticPlatypus wrote: DragonPhoenix wrote: There's a juggler in RBY who says "My balls have just dropped" or something similar to that effect. Although it's not that funny, I find it intriguing that the game designers would stick in a quote that when read the wrong way means something a little innapropriate for young fans. What the heck? (Yeah, I know.) I wear my shorts year round, even in the winter time. (The fact I live in California has something to do with it...) And oh yeah, Battle Frontier is hilarious. Here's some excerpts from the BF (some are already here): (Triathlete) "I would rather run than bike" - "Byebye! I am going to run away!" (Expert f) "Hahaha...A kid..." - "A tough kid huh? Hmph!" (Expert m) "Fufufu..." - "Hahaha..." (Urr...What?) (Triathlete) "My Quick Attack can beat a Teleport" - "I was kidding about that Teleport thing" (Psychic) "I am an excellent mimic of Pokemon" - "I am happy like a little Togepi! (win) - "I am angry like a Mankey!" (Psychic) "My joking is pretty terrible..." - "Your rock head come/exist to shine" (Pokemaniac) "I swallow sludge to transform myself" - "I have a growth of Suction Cups/Acid Armor" (Dragontamer) "My fashion sense seems oddish?" - "I question your fashion sense seriously" (Pkmnranger) "School is over time to play" - "I have to work next week" (And those are related...how?!) (Collector) "Pound the thick fat on my Belly drum" - "Pound my Belly drum Pound my Belly drum (win)" - "My belly drum was too weak..." (Aroma Lady) "Loudred probably has a sweet scent" And the craziest of all. I only saw this Guitarist once but this is the most jacked-up thing in the Battle Frontier: "Hello I think I adore you" - "This is it! Goodbye forever!" What the... - DNA Beauty in battle frontier: "IF YOU WIN I'LL GIVE YOU A PRESENT" (defeat her) "HERE IS YOUR PRESENT! A DOUBLESLAP!" |
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| Author: | The Obsidian Wolf [ Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:34 am ] |
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I can't stand the Battle Fronteir people, their words anger me to the point of me trying extra hard to destroy them. Best quote in Red and Blue has to be something along the lines of the girl standing outside the Cerulean Gym: "I'm training my Slowbro! Show us a Sonic Boom!" "Yarah?" "It's not going too well..." OF COURSE IT BL00DY ISN'T! IT DOESN"T LEARN SONIC BOOM!!!!!!! |
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| Author: | Surskit of Destiny [ Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:49 pm ] |
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I don't have much, but in Pokèmon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew, when the Pokèmon are rolling around on the rubber balls, you can hear May's Squirtle say, "Calloogan!" It's not hilarious, but at least it's kind of funny. |
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| Author: | SuperBlastoise [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:51 am ] |
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In Diamond, (  )
Aroma lady Elizabeth says: "Get a whiff of this!" lolz. |
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| Author: | Ghost Writer [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:04 pm ] |
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There's a pokemon breeder that says,"If you win, I'll tell you a secret!" Wins-"The secret is that you're better than me!" Or something to that effect. |
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| Author: | Cuddles [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:57 pm ] |
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PokemonTrainer_Alex wrote: one thing i always found funny was how the pokemon centers tell you they hope to see you again.
the only time people use them, aside for pcs, is when their pokemon are hurt. its like saying "we hope your pokemon get injured again!" ive often thought that exact thing! they will only say that to you after you have healed your pokemon! another funny thing. a few people say "i got my pokemon on rental". well someone said that to me in the battle factory just then. im like, "yeah so did i"..... |
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| Author: | ArtisticPlatypus [ Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:09 pm ] |
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I dont know if this has been mantioned.. "I am the water pokemon master!" ~A trainer with three magikarp |
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| Author: | CHJB [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:27 pm ] |
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WHEN I LOSE I PRETEND I'M A MILTANK ! |
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| Author: | The Obsidian Wolf [ Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:32 pm ] |
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In the eight gyms, said by a Poke Fan (dressed up as a Pikachu) "Can;t you see by the way that I'm dressed that I'm hardcore?" It made me really laugh! |
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| Author: | ArtisticPlatypus [ Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:01 am ] |
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The Obsidian Wolf wrote: In the eight gyms, said by a Poke Fan (dressed up as a Pikachu)
"Can;t you see by the way that I'm dressed that I'm lovely?" It made me really laugh! |
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| Author: | girog [ Wed May 02, 2007 5:21 pm ] |
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in d/p, theres a guy dressed up as a pikachu on some route. I went p to him, thinking it was a pikachu, when i pressed A next to him, he turned around and said: "Hi! Hi! I'm a pokémon!" It was so unexpected, I started to do something that was a mix of yelling, laughing, and crying. tis hilarious!  "Hi! Hi! I'm a pokémon!"
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| Author: | LaprasBoi [ Mon May 28, 2007 8:08 pm ] |
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I think it was XD, it might have been Colosseum, but anyway, I was using the Battle Now mode and one computer trainer came out reciting poetry. I’ve forgotten most of it, but one line was “There’s no Pokémon under a truck.” I almost fell off my chair. |
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| Author: | Cuddles [ Mon May 28, 2007 9:04 pm ] |
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oh great! this thread has been revived!! well heres the list of all the battle frontier trainers and their lines: http://upc.pkmn.co.uk/games/emerald/gui ... iners.html there are plenty of funnies 
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| Author: | Physalis [ Tue May 29, 2007 6:37 pm ] |
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my personal favorite, "I wish to see the news" |
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| Author: | Tragar [ Tue May 29, 2007 6:59 pm ] |
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ArtisticPlatypus wrote: I dont know if this has been mantioned..
"I am the water pokemon master!" ~A trainer with three magikarp omg I REMEMBER THAT!!!! is that in PD? (I think if you fight with him again the last one is a gyarados...) anyway a wierd thing...IN the Battle Tower...A lass says something like "I love my miniskirt!" WHY SAY THAT BEFORE A BATTLE?!?! anyway...I also think its funny that male veterans are bald in their out of battle forms, but in battle have hair lol....oh and a sword! EDIT: In the resturant (sp?) in PD, the reporter says "OK, zoom in on my lips while I'm taking a bite.." or something like that...she has a lot of funny ones.... Another I think is "To be a reporter you need...a thasarus-like vocabulary!" |
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| Author: | DNA [ Tue May 29, 2007 9:18 pm ] |
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CHJB wrote: WHEN I LOSE I PRETEND I'M A MILTANK ! If I lose I pretend I am a Miltank. And one person in the BF said: I am the Quick Attack trainer! *beats up the trainer* The Quick Attack trainer gives up! And another: I wish to see the news *if you beat him up* The tight money living channel? *if he beats you up* Comics get damp from drizzle? Still the guitarist is my fave because it's utterly crazy. - DNA |
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| Author: | Lightning [ Wed May 30, 2007 5:34 am ] |
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Quote: in d/p, theres a guy dressed up as a pikachu on some route. I went p to him, thinking it was a pikachu, when i pressed A next to him, he turned around and said: "Hi! Hi! I'm a pokémon!" It was so unexpected, I started to do something that was a mix of yelling, laughing, and crying. tis hilarious!
"Hi! Hi! I'm a pokémon!" YES! I laughed about that for days!! 
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| Author: | Joey90 [ Wed May 30, 2007 10:15 am ] |
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There is someone in one of the starting towns (in P/D) that tells you 'People will think you're a noob if you don't have any gym badges' and the galactic grunt in front of valley windoworks says something like 'I can't believe I just got owned by some kid' Nice to see nintendo catching up with the slang ^_^ |
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| Author: | Soap on a Rope [ Wed May 30, 2007 12:44 pm ] |
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Some of the TV things are entertaining if you have the right things in them: "While traveling in the vincinity of Route 207, Soapr discovered a hidden Poké Ball. The methodology employed by Soapr is unknown. Eyewitnesses report Soapr appeared to be very furtive. Soapr reportedly scanned the area often, as if fearing detection. This concludes this special news story." And, from the interpret-this-as-you-will files: "When I'm in my bikini, I'm at a loss about where to carry my Poké Balls!" - Swimmer on Route 223 |
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| Author: | Magik [ Wed May 30, 2007 12:45 pm ] |
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Drifloon pearl Pokédex entry "It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away, However, it gets pulled around instead" Pedoloon |
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| Author: | pokemc33 [ Wed May 30, 2007 1:27 pm ] |
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My friend's profile says "I don't like you.", while mine says your mother isn't beautiful. Lolz |
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| Author: | danny V [ Wed May 30, 2007 6:12 pm ] |
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Psyduck wrote: Psy..... DUCK?!?!?! Now that gotta b the smallest... SHEECH!!!
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