Quotes that will never happen!
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Author:  Drayos [ Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Quotes that will never happen!

Here you sposed to post quotes from pokemon that you know will never happen but it would be verry funny if they did. Heres 2.

Ash: "Misty?"

Misty: "Yeah Ash?"

Ash: "Why the hell are we traveling from place to place?"

Misty: "I dunno...I stopped caring since SEASON ONE"


Ash: "Hey pikachu"

Pikachu: "Yes what is it cheapo that wont even buy be a dam thunderstone!"

Ash: "WTF! OMG! ROFL! You can talk!"

Pikachu: "Yes i can talk. All pokemon can talk. Why do you think we say our names in a humanish way? You trainers are to busy blabering on how you want to be the master but when you beat the E4 you get boared and throw the game in the dam closet!"

Author:  Kryten [ Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:24 pm ]
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Ash wrote:
Yes! I won my first Gym Badge!

Brock wrote:
If I had a dollar for everytime someone came in here, beat me and said that, I wouldn't be working in here.


Misty wrote:
Ash? What would you do if there was an Ariados about to land on your head?

Ash wrote:
I suppose I'd probaly scream and break down like a little girl. Why?

Misty wrote:
Oh, nothing, just wondering *Scratches head nervously*


Pikachu wrote:
Pika, pi, kachoo! Pi pi! Pika pika!

Ash wrote:
I love you too Pikachu!

Pikachu wrote:

Author:  heartofdarkness77 [ Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:31 pm ]
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BROCK: hey may i always loved u wanna go on a date

MAY: acutally my love is pikachu. pikachu is a sexy beast

Pikachu: ya brock u wish u wer me HA HA

* pikachu and may run off loving each other forever*


Author:  Sneaky Sneasel [ Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:52 pm ]
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Nurse Joy: Hey Brock, would you like to go on a date with me?

Brock: No way! Girls are icky!
Misty: Ash, I love you.
Max: I caught a Pokemon!
Ash: Misty, I love you.
James: Hey, Cacnea didn't attack me for once!
Jesse: I don't care about my looks.

I'll come with more laturz.

Author:  super isyou [ Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:29 pm ]
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ash: pikachu, im afraid im gonna have to leave you.
pikachu: ORLY?
ash: YARLY!
may: NOWAI!
brock: YAWAI!
max: ONO!
ash: YANO!
pikachu: pika pika ccccchhhhuuuu! pika pika!
pikachu: pika pika chu.
may: whats wrong pikachu?
ash: i think.... hes pregnant.
may: :O

Author:  EvilPenguin [ Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:14 pm ]
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Pikachu: Yes! My plan is working! As soon as that idiot boy and his friends look away, I will finally have my chance to RULE THE WORLD!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ash: What did you say, Pikachu?

Pikachu: Uhhh, Pika-chu!


( this is when ash is catching Treecko)

Ash: Poke-ball, go!!

Treecko grabs Pokeball in the air and throws it back at Ash, hits him, and opens up trapping ash inside. Te ball wobles for a minute, then stops. Treecko picks it up

Treecko: I Ash!


Commentator dude: And so, our heroes, tierd with going on their journeys, give Pikachu to Team Rocket willingly

Ash, May, Max, and Brock: WHAT!?!

Commentator dude: Hey, I just read the script


Misty: I love you Ash


Misty: I love you Beedrill


Misty: I love you Brock



Ash: Brock, what is your deepest, darkest secret?

Brock: Im gay

Author:  Archfiend007 [ Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:32 pm ]
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Ash: prof. oak, have you ever slept with my mom i mean i know you got the hots for her?

prof: ummm..ummm...ummm

mommy: o.k. next topic

Author:  Preblooch [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:29 pm ]
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Ash gets his pikachu

Ash-I caught, a Pikachu!!

Oak- You picked up a poke'ball I caught it!


Brock- Mom, I love what you've done to the gym.


Ash-Pikachu use flamethrower!


May- I dont want any of my ribbons. Jesse, you can have them.


Harley-I love you May

Author:  The Obsidian Wolf [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:34 pm ]
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Team Rocket: We've come to pose a real threat to you, go actually-powerful-pokémon! Use an-attack-that-actually-does-some-damage!

Ash: I've decided to become more mature.

Brock: Y'know, no-one's ever asked me how I manage to see when my eyes are always closed...

Misty: One day, my voice might not hurt everyone's ears.

Morrison: I resemble someone from Austin Powers! And I took grammar lessons at Oxford!

That's is, my rage is over. [/rant]

Author:  Rhapsody [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:50 pm ]
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Meowth: *begins speaking intellegently with not-Brooklyn accent*
James: Go ahead Jessie, mutilate Mime Jr. all you want. He's not important to me.
Jessie and/or May: Contests are boring. They have no good points.
Ash: I hate battling. Battling just turns us all into mindless meat-puppets.
Brock: Huh? Girls? Why would I want to flirt with all the girls I come in contact with? Girls are boring. And by the way, breeding Pokemon sucks too.
I'll see if I can come up with more later...


Author:  Titan of Lightning [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:32 pm ]
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narrarator: and then, on that day, pikachu evolved into pichu!

mother: ash, i am your father! mhahahahahahahaha!
ash: wheres my mom then?
mother/father: in the ocean.
ash: what?!
mother/father: on a cruise
ash: oh. then why are you dressed like mom?
father/mother: 'casue i always wanted to be a girl
ash: :? GAYLORD!

random person: hey, are you ash ketchum?

ash: hey look what i bought! pika-meat! made with real pikachu meat! want some pikachu?

pikachu electricutes ash. ash falls in a river and almost drowns.

ash's girlfriend: (there won't be any!)

ash: me caught mew!


you know, like in the shining. :? that all

Author:  2x4b [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:51 am ]
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Team Rocket: *Grabs Pikachu and jump into balloon*
Ash: *Does nothing*
Team Rocket: Um... Aren't you gonna stop us?
Ash: Nope... Take the little *******... See if I care...
Team Rocket: Okay *Float away*
Brock: I told you reverse psychology wouldn't work.

Brock: So I herd you liek mudkips :B

Tracy: I hate them...
Professor Oak: Hate who?
Tracy: Village People... Gays... Mardi Gras...

Author:  salamence47 [ Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:02 am ]
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Meowth: Arff Arff! (barking...)
Growlithe: Meow ! meow...
Brock: "I hate you all girls!!!!"
Prof. Oak: "You should better sleep 24/7..."
Gary: "I'm the WEAKEST..."
Lance: "I will defeat you with my Electric-pokemons!!!"

*laugh trips* :D :D :D

Author:  ocbooyah [ Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:34 pm ]
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Ash: Brock! You got us lost!
Brock: I was following Misty!
Misty: I was following Mew!
Ash: We are in the desert...
Misty: I meant!... Who did I mean? LINE PLEASE!!!

Lance: So.. we finnaly battle, Ash
Ash: So we do
Lance: Go! Dragonite!
Ash: Pikachu!
Lance: Dragonite, dragonrage!
Ash: Pikachu! Dod *Phone ringes* Hello? No, mom I don't need a hug, no mom, no ok! Fine! *Mumbles* Love you too, ok, bye, bye BYE!
So, where were we?
Lance: :shock:

Author:  vaporterra [ Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:36 pm ]
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Jessie: I hate to admit, but ever since I released Arbok, my favorite Pokemon isn't Seviper or Yanmega and definitely not Woobat or Frillish, but Wobbuffet.

James and Meowth: Called it.

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