when i was four, i had a net that would hang over my bed that i would put my stuffed animals in. well, one day, i was jumping on my bed, and, well, lets just say that i didn't have my two front teeth for the next five years.

also, last summer, i tried to bring a turtle home from camp when i knew absolutly nothing about turtles, so we had a tub for her to live in with a tub of water, and one day, my mom told me to dump the water over the edge of our porch, and i looked down, and i saw two eggs seven feet below me. needless to say, we released her back into the wild within two weeks of getting home from camp.

the two stupidist things I've ever done are...

A) I was soldering some light thingy in grade 8, and I wasn't sure if the torch was one, I waved my hand over top (like, half a meter above mind you) didn't feel anything, but just to make sure I decided to poke the hot part, well, turns out it was on, burned my finger pretty bad (note: the chick beside me dropped some mercury onto the wood, and, wondering how liquidy it was, poked it to see)

B) I was walking, and I walked into a ladder sticking out from the back of a truck, it hit me right across the eyes too, anyways, I fell down, got up a moment later and hit the top of my head on the ladder, knocking myself back to the ground, I got up again, but remembered the ladder that time, so I moved to the side... into the truck, party.

A long time ago, I crawled underneath an ironing board and played with a cord dangling over its edge. About 20 seconds later, an iron slid off the board, and the tip stabbed me in the head. I understood the possibility but didn't think it would actually happen.

I'm sure I've done worse, but I can't think of that moment right now.

i don't know how to rollerblade, and they pushed me down a hill and crashed to the sidewalk(here in me xico they are like this:

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pretty steep hill so i crashe into it and then i crashed into the wall upside down and fell on my head..

then i didn't know how to jump on a skateboard and bang i broke two car windows...and my head....

once, when I was like two, i think I almost grabbed a beer bottle and drank some... but I don't think I did. Either the reason I don't remember is because people usually don't remember things well when they were very young, or I was drunken .Maybe I was caught robbing a bank while being drunken and was put in jail, but I didn't remember because of my under-developed memory

Something that just happened recently:

I was playing with Tucker, our three-month old Doxen puppy. He was on the couch and I was leaning down to say Hi to him...well...I'll tell you that he has awfully sharp teeth and my nose still hurts. ^_^''