Quotes:
From someone- "I'll start being nicer if you start being smarter."

Groudon King- "Just because you're my sister doesn't mean you have to be involved in everything in my life."
Star- "Yes I do!"


Jurassic Park:
Dr. Malcolm- "Life will find a way."

Dr. Malcolm-*After Dr. Sattler checks dino droppings* "You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything, right?"


Red Vs. Blue:
Caboose- "Lines, no! Time is not made of lines, it is made of circles that is why clocks are round."

move or i will move you

"If it's the enemy, we kill him. If it's not, we dispose of him. That simple." - Albel Nox, Star Ocean 3

My new favorite quote:

<center>I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.</center>

i have a few

"Water water everywhere and all the boards did shrink, water water everywhere and not a drop to drink" - Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner

"Religion and Sex are power plays, manipulate the people from the money they pay, selling skin, selling God, the numbers look the same on their credit cards" - Queensryche

fighting fire with empty words while the banks get fat, the poor stay poor, rich get rich, the cops get paid to look away as the 1% rules America" - Queensryche

"7 deadly sins, 7 ways to win, 7 holy paths to hell and your trip begins, 7 downward slopes, 7 bloodied hopes, 7 are your burning fires, 7 your desires" - Iron Maiden

just to name a few

I'll try to think of all the funny ones I know.
"Pretend I'm a crazy driver. Shut up Frank" Marie Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)

"Me: I have a volleyball game tonight. Wanna come?
Friend:Cool! Who are you playing?
Me: I'olani.
Friend: Sorry, I might have to cheer for them. It's my dads alma mater.
Me:Why?
Friend: Well, he wanted me to go to that school.
Me: I'm glad you didn't.
Friend: Yah. I wouldn't want to be a Trojan.
Me: Emi...
Friend: What?
Me: It's the Raiders.

"I'm unwilling, irresponsible, unorganized, lazy and loud but I'm fun!" Some keychain.

"Doh!" Homer Simpson

"Nick: Sara! Sara Hardy!
Dr. Malcolm: How many Sara's do you think are on this island?"

"Yeah but when the Pirates of the Carribean ride breaks down, the Pirates don't jump out and eat the tourists." Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)

"Shocks, Pegs, Lucky!" Napoleon Dynomite.

It took me years to get this one.
"Jessie:Look, dealing with the oppostie sex can only lead to trouble.
James: Yes, and that's the kind of trouble, I like to stay out of.
Meowth: Yous two don't need the opposite sex cuz you got each udda!"

"Emi's Dad who's a doctor: Don't come to me unless you're dying! *hits her broken leg.*
Emi: But then I'll be dead.* is in pain*"

Pearls before Swine
"Pig:Hey there Surgeon Bob! How's it going!
Bob: I just operated. I hope its successful.
Pig: Hey, you got one of those sticky notes on your arm.
Bob: Hmm, let's see.
"Amputate the LEFT arm!
The LEFT arm!
LEFT
LEFT
LEFT!
Bob: Fiddlesticks."

"Rat: What are those?
Pig: I heard having a fish is relaxing. *looks at empty tank.*
Rat: So where are the fish stupid?*walks away*
Pig:*looks at fish lying dead on the desk.* They don't do much."

Subtle. Very subtle.

Quote:

To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

I didn't blame the computer! I blamed Hippie Chick who turned the computer off with her elbow in the middle of my post!

And here's another quote:

Hippie Chick says: Lalala. It's my two-month anniversary!!
Hippie Chick's elbow says: Lalala

CF's substitute teacher says: Get off that Pokemon website, ****** and ********! You should be working

Hippie Chick says: It looks like she's swearing at us ..I should bring out the Swear Jar

Me says: Those blanked out bits are our names, by the way. The substitute isnt really swearing at us

Oh, and TK? Hippie Chick says she can play the piano with her tongue.. so that makes her cooler than you. (Nup, you're still cooler ) Lol, Hippie Chick is crying coz I said that - that's right, TK is so much cooler than you!

"Don't argue with an idiot - he'll drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience."
I believe I heard it from Lynx, and probably not for the best of reasons...

A carrot a day keeps the glasses away.

"In the heat of battle, true warriors reamain calm wheras lesser men do not."

-Garcia; Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones

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"Prepare to eat the mustard of your doom!"

-Fawful; Mario & Luigi:Superstar Saga

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"I say, when life gives you lemons, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!"

"Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery."

"Hobbes: Do you believe in God?
Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me."

-Calvin; Calvin & Hobbes

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Those are my personal faves. 8)