tis a great thing to die seving your country

over here, we'de probably be at the door going: "after you. no, after you" for a majority of the night.

this walmart worker that was killed, it wouldn't happen to be toasty would it?

I had nothing to do with this!!! I promise.

I can't imagine what it would feel like to be trampled to death...

I was just asking a innocent question, I hope no takes it the wrong way.

To anyone asking, assuming it's the least bit serious, no, Toasty is not dead.

Someone suggested that this happens in the US and not Britain because of a higher population. Of course, Great Britain actually has a much higher population density so it would be logical to assume this situation would happen there more, but perhaps they don't get as excited over sales as we do...