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DatVu
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Oops, sorry. =
OP, gamer guy wrote: Have you ever been looking at a products container and noticed a label that said something so obvious, you laughed?
Well, discuss those labels here.
On a packet of pepperonis, there is a label that says, "Contains food product. Do not eat package."
I ripped off that label and now have it in my wallet. *superiorchingling* wrote: Ummm...omg, on a bottle of milk:
Allergy advice:contains milk.
NOOOO! You don't say! pokemon_otaku wrote: "Superman costume does not enable flight"
Lighter Fluid: "Caution Flammable" Inta Xonem wrote: Hazelnuts: Allergy Note: This Product contains nuts.
Chicken Crisps: Suitable for Vegitarians
REAL METEORITE FOSSIL: made in china Pirate King wrote: In Australia, a TV show called Rove used to have a segment called "What The?" where people would send in all kinds of ridiculous packaging.
I remember once on it there was an instructions booklet for a TV remote, and in the booklet it had a picture of the remote. Below that picture it said "This image will not function as a remote. Please use remote supplied with TV."
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Pirate King
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oh GOOD ONE. GOOD. ONE. DELETE THE WHOLE FORUM WHY DON'T YOU =P
I'm amazed this hasn't been brought up yet, but I just love buying something with poorly written English. It's a sure sign that it's a quality product!
"Easy use mouse for best purposes. Carry mouse with you and plug where you go into PC or Mac."
Me smart, you dumb. BUY NOW.
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Mitch The Dragon Tamer
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The Bible:
All character and events in this book are fictonal
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gamer guy
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On a packet of Peanut M&Ms, in the allergy imformation, it says, "May contain almonds."
What about the peanuts? 
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Endeavour
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Braille on gas station pumps.
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Latiosdude
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I found some krazy glue that says: warning contains glue. keep away from eyes. =/
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CHJB
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Well, once I saw a picture on the internet of a sign over an escelator that said something like "WARNING: watch out for sign". That's all it said, it had no purpose other than to alert you of it being there.
But I never really saw any funny labels, but I guess that's pretty close, just think of it as a label on a sign.
_________________Pearl Friend Code:055932661237 - CJB in game 255 is the true devil's number. typhlosion blaze wrote: Wait, the guy who made this topic plays runescape? So 3rd grade. From my "Stupid Insults" thread, where people tell eachother how people insulted them in a hilariously stupid manner, how ironic!
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Gothic Gardevoir
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You mean that one?
I found an entire site full of warning labels
On a blanket from Taiwan:
Not to be used as protection from a tornado.
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Baby stroller warning:
Remove child before folding.
Caution on a package of dice:
Not for human consumption. _________________Current PKMN Count
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CHJB
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Gothic Gardevoir wrote: You mean that one? Yeah, that one. I forgot it was just a picture...
I now remembered something funny, yay! I saw a container of food that said on the bottom "Do not turn container over", as if you didn't already. _________________Pearl Friend Code:055932661237 - CJB in game 255 is the true devil's number. typhlosion blaze wrote: Wait, the guy who made this topic plays runescape? So 3rd grade. From my "Stupid Insults" thread, where people tell eachother how people insulted them in a hilariously stupid manner, how ironic!
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Zombie
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On the bottom of a clay ornament box: Do not turn package upside down
(bit late don't ya think?)
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Gothic Gardevoir
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Yeah "Do not turn upside-down" warning on the BOTTOM of the package, put it on the top people
Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer:
Do not eat toner.
A wheel 13" a wheelbarrow warns:
Not for highway use.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions - open packet, eat nuts.
(is this a dumb blonde joke? XD)
On some frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: defrost.
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Patchy
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gamer guy
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This is a type of label too I guess. I was watching "Inside America's Jails" or something to that matter on tru tv. When it shows one of the inmates, it says their name and the crime they committed. Here was one guys tag:
Jesus
Charged with conspiracy
I laughed at that for minutes on end.
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Registeel_Rocks
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This warning was on a Flavorite brand can of mixed nuts in my house:
Allergen Information: May contain nuts.
As if there's a distinct possibility that it might not contain nuts...
Bonus: 1000th post. Huzzah...
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Gothic Gardevoir
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(Congrats on that 1000th post, wow!)
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding
Product will be hot after heating.
On a hotel provided shower cap:
Fits one head.
Cardboard car sun shield that keeps sun off the dashboards warns
Do not drive with sun shield in place
Can of self-defense pepper spray warns:
May irritate eyes.
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DatVu
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Gothic Gardevoir wrote: Can of self-defense pepper spray warns:
May irritate eyes. I've always like the absence of the words "are," "is," or "will" in such labels as if the company had to defend themselves from people who weren't harmed by their products but only disappointed.
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Noooo, it's going to be DRY when it's raining! lol, so many stupid notices. 
