Have you ever been insulted? I bet you have (idiot insult prone noobs). But have any of those insults been so stupid you couldn't take it seriously? Post any over the top insults, or plain stupid and funny ones that someone called you. Either it be online (where you'll be insulted the most), or in real life, I want to hear what you've been called!

Once I was playing connect four online, and I lost against this one guy. Then he said "you suck, stop playing". I mean COME ON, it's just CONNECT FOUR! He was way too serious, so I just started laughing, and reported him using the "report abuse" button. Who's lauging now? I sure was...

Also, one day I was playing Runescape (a popular MMORPG, play it NOW!), and I was in a PVP zone. I brought no items, so I had no risk when I died. I was fighting people for fun without any equipment, and all of a sudden I had some kind of glitch where I had some kind of unfair advantage (won't explain it fully), so I ran over to someone who was fighting someone else. I attacked them once and said "sorry about this", and I died in a few seconds, so I could get rid of the unfair glitch. I respawned and walked back to the place I was killed. I said to the guy I attacked once "Sorry, but I had to die to get rid of a glitch", but he said to me, "Shut up, noob. Go die in real life." (minus the good grammar) So I walked away and reported him. Why do people get so touchy when you do something they don't totally like? I mean seriously, is it worth wanting someone to die in real life, and getting banned for saying so?

Post your cases of stupid insultitus, so we can MAKE FUN OF Y- I mean laugh about how stupid people can be when mad.

Well, my friend was called this in real life by a nerd.

"Your family are noooooooobodys". (Yes the noooooooooooo was stretched.)

I was laughing.

The dumbest thing anyone's ever said to me was this:

Guy: Why are you wearing a jacket
Me: I wasn't thinking. (It was a really sunny day.)
Guy: lol do you EVER think?
Me: I think enough not to trip over a T square.

He had tripped over a T square a few days before. (For those who don't know, a T square is a T shaped thing you use in Tech. Graphics [a school subject].)


'Twas funny.

I was playing Halo 3 online and I was talking slowly and illegibly. Here is the conversation after I said a few random things.

Guy: Hey, get the p**is out of your, uh, mouth and talk to me again when you do.
Me: Okay, it's out.
Guy: Good, just don't not say nothing to me again while one is in you mouth.
Me: Mkay (In the slow, illegible fashion)
Me: Talk to me without using so many negatives next time.
Guy: I wouldn't do that.

Yeah.

"Go eat glue, stupid!"

From a sixth grader to an eighth grader. XD Silly kids.

The word "n00b' is by far one of the stupidest words ever created. It's mostly used by idiots on the internet (who are usually much worse than the people they're attempting to insult.)

Although everyone just uses the word as a lame form of insult, it was first coined as a means of differentiating skilled PC gamers from the ones who are new and well, suck.

eg:

Player 1: Hey, what's with the dude that can't hit a single enemy?
Player 2: Don't worry, he's just a n00b.

Although I don't see why a 00 has to be used instead of oo.



My friend has said the following things to my other friend:

Tony, you rubbish!
Tony, you thumbtack!

When I was in fourth grade, I ran into some bitch on the playground, and she said, "Get out of the way, Big Lips." At the time, I was offended (despite its weakness), mostly because I had no friends in that school, but it also made me feel ugly. Now, I find it humorous and possibly a sign of jealousy. People pay hundreds to inject their lips with collagen or to purchase infusing glosses, and I don't have to. I felt for a long time that I was cursed (not due only to this particular incident), but now I can revel in my God given labial pulchritude for which any beauty queen or lecherous man could only hope. Imagine that!

Because they're trying to make fun of their spelling. Their meaning the 'n00bs' spelling. :\

I won't use their names, but basically this kid in my class who has got ADD came behind my friend and poked him. (My friend had just had an operation on his lung)

Person pokes friend really hard.
Friend: Why the hell would you do that for? Are you mentally retarded or something? Is something wrong with you in your head?
Person: Yeah.. is that supposed to make me cry or something?
Friend: Yeah you're crying alright... Inside your HEAD!

It was hilarious because my friend was really serious.

Last week, I was hanging out with a couple friends and this wanna-be goth kid comes up to me and says "You're the brick in my china shop." and walked away. It was more a wtf moment than anything XD

Yeah, but we were talking about n00b specifically.

In the spirit of the thread, I said to my 20 year old sister before "Hey, you poo."

"Tobey, you're such a poo-head..." came up in my very serious book that was tackling racism. I loved that book
lol pokemon d/p has the word n00b in, spelt like that. There were a few things in the game which said things along the lines of 'we're cool because were using pathetic internet words'.
Also the insult 'you're racist' is just really pretty stupid. Most modern insults are. To be honest, just using the rudest word you can think up of and shout it at someone really wont offend them too much really.

these dude were making fun of this guy in the locker room cuz he 'went' in his tidey-widies n he ran off into the bathroom stalls--in his undies, and screamed "YOU POOPOO HEADS!!!" yes, and this guy was a senior...happened this year....n he was teased by FRESHMEN. (I was just an onlooker, but hey, that 'insult' was stupid enough.)

I've been called gay head and someone called someone else ****** face

Wait, the guy who made this topic plays runescape? So 3rd grade. I find "did he touch yo ass" from illegal danish on youtube, so retarded it's hilarious (not to make fun of people who are truly autistic).

Oh to my em gee, that's so ironic! A stupid insult in the stupid insults thread?! THIS IS WORTHY OF SIGGING!

Thanks, .

A dumb one my friend seems to find sooooo funny -

"Shut your mouthhole!"

Someone on the internet told me "You're fuc**** dumb"

Did that take them 2 seconds to think of? I was laughing and spinning in my chair at it rather than crying XD

Also the insult of "your mom" is always stupid, overused, etc.

I usually wear a T-shirt and long skirt. Someone actually told me to quit being modest once as in "Well not everybody wants to dress in an ugly bag like you in that ugly coat!" They seriously said that, make no sense in wording much? I can get what they were saying but I thought later "Well not everybody wants to dress like a slut, like you." Seriously that girl was a moron, and is also racist (not an joke, she really is racist.)

Also, the coat was one my BF bought me, and it is not ugly <3

When my sister was four, she had a favorite insult. It was "stupid-poopy-butt-head-giant-chicken-sandwich-poopy-head" or somesing like taht... (she would change the order frequently). If she was really mad she occasionally would go so far as to add axtra "poopy-butt-head"s in the mix, and she also used "salad" in there once in a while. Well its been a few years and she now goes for the simpler "You butt!".

Yesterday my brother got all pissed off at me and was all "You're a bedtime." `

I got one that recently came up in an MSN chat with some idiots;

Person: "ALL OF YOUR CHARACTERS ARE EMO/GOTH!"
Me: "Oh? How many characters do I have?"
Person: *no answer*
Me: That's what I thought XD

People shouldn't just pay attention to what I submit on my art account... especially people who ban dodge 3 times :3

*So, how many characters do I have? The answer is 57. I only have submitted around 12 of them at most.*