What are some of the Most crazy/hilarious Rumors you heard of recently?

My mother is always saying to my Baby sister: "Dont pick your nose or your brain will slip out of it"

Don't pick your nose or your head will cave in.

Step on a line and break your spine.

Step on a crack and break your mother's back.

lol.

i herd....

u liek mudkips :B

why yes! yes i do. I heard...

Kids are just like Goats

"Don't stay in the bathtub for too long, or you'll turn into a raisin."

Actually, I told my little brother this when he was younger, just so he could hurry up and get out

"If you don't make your bed in the morning, you'll die!"

Yes, I have been told this, and it scared the crap out of me. The morning after I had heard this was the first time I remembered to make my bed in my 6 years of life!

I thought of another!

Get out of the bath quick or you'll go down the drain!

I would be screaming. :x

Don't touch the stove, you'll get burnt.

As if.

If you don't wash you'll become sweaty and a dolphin will mistake you for one of it's own species and try to hump you.

If you don't feed your homework to the starving wolves they'll lose their vision and become rabid and eat you.

If you don't push that red button they'll take over the world.

"If you don't forward this to X people in X amount of time, Hannah whatshername will come and kill you in your sleep!"

Babysitters eat kids if they don't behave (I remember my babysitter telling me that when I was four...)

Break a mirror and have seven years of bad luck

Never / always cross a black cat's path. (Depends where you are, some people consider it lucky)

Spill the salt, throw a pinch over you left shoulder.

DAMEIT! I just made a post, but for some reason it got all glitchy and it was deleted. Ever since those darn bidoofs came in on the top of the page, Psypokes has been glitching up! Ahh well... I'll just forget what I posted, and post something shorter.

My mom tells me that if I sleep late, a black toothed bunny will come out from under the bed and bite me. She's probably joking... unless she really thinks I'd believe that kind of stuff! Or even worse... THERE IS A BLACK TOOTHED BUNNY FO' REALIES!

"Don't play in the fire, or you'll wet the bed."

My dad has been telling me for as long as I can remember that if too much water gets on the floor, the tiles will fall out, and then I will be staring down a big hole of dirt full of rats and god knows what else.

I still believe it. When I was younger, I thought that maybe there was a spider bigger than two of me under the tiles.

I had friends in my old neighborhood who were overly religious, and put some kind of biblical twist to everything. 'Step on a crack, break your mother's back' was changed to 'Step on a crack, break the devil's back'. Needless to say, they were stepping on cracks whenever they had the chance. I just kept it as it originally was, and I was stepping on cracks like crazy, too. I was a bad child.

I remember my parents telling me that... I actually believed it.

My parents always told me that if I watched tv or used the computer for too long, I'd turn into a green blob of slime. They also told me if you sit on the couch too long, you turn into a patato.
Very awkward....

Ummm...Eat too many carrots and you'll turn ginger......

It doesn't really bother me, since I'm already ginger ^_^
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