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| Author: | Jigglypuff [ Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenario: a zombie is trying to get inside your room |
Prof. Dom wrote: & lol Jigglypuff has a whip. And I'm quite aware of how to use it. I've also now got a sword on the same shelf; about three and a half feet long, so it's unfortunately a little wobbly... badvibrations wrote: i think it needs to be noted - because i'm not sure if it has - that fire is NOT a good way to get rid of a zombie. if you've read the zombie survival guide, you'd know the only thing worse than a zombie coming after you is a zombie coming after you while on fire. 
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| Author: | Archangel Mikael [ Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenario: a zombie is trying to get inside your room |
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| Author: | rumetz [ Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenario: a zombie is trying to get inside your room |
I recently bought a brand new sword for my martial arts class, so I would use that. or i would chuck my plush pokemon/anime characters at it! 
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| Author: | Regi`mon! [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:02 pm ] |
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i have a base ball bat,some matches,and a gun. i would set myself on fire while hitting myself with the bat,hoping the gun goes off at a zombies brain while doing so. 
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| Author: | Shasticus [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:58 pm ] |
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Pat him on the head and tell him "good job petee now go get the neighbors". After all, he's my zombie minion. =D |
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| Author: | KenMonkey [ Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:00 pm ] |
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Fart at the zombie. My farts can kill even zombies. |
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| Author: | ShotDuck [ Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:48 am ] |
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I have no weapon in my room to attack zombies, so I guess I would jump out of the window, get back in the house and take a knife or a baseball bat. Or I could stay very calm and explain him "Sorry pal, but I'm busy. Could you come back later? Right now I have no time for Zombie attacks. But my brother is a very nice target, his room is over there, then you can come back for me." While trying to get into my brothers room, I'll get a knife. Yes, the knife is my favorite ally against zombies. |
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| Author: | comedianmasta [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:01 pm ] |
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I'd run to Alaska and Stay there! Zombies have no way to create Body Heat so they'd all turn into Corpsicles! Huh, huh? Who knows it? Come on...? Ok, how about this one. "I'll lock myself in my attic and pull the ladder up with me! I have enough food in there for two weeks!" "What will you do if you're up there longer then two weeks?" "I can't tell you, you might be infected and know my plan!" Come on, anyone? |
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| Author: | empoleon99 [ Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:34 am ] |
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if i was stuck in my room at my house i would either grab my fishing rods and try to beat it to death or get a glass or my guitar and wack it over its head. if i was at my granny and grandads house i would try to knock it out with a heavy paper-weight then run passed it and go out to the garage and grab some tools or my grandads sword!!!! |
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| Author: | manuel_suplico2 [ Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:16 am ] |
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Simple. I would kill it. joke. I'd probably get anything in the room to kill it. Probably, I'd throw my TV on it or simply get a match stick and alcohol throw the alcohol bottle to the pool and throw the zombie in it. Once thrown, I'll throw the match stick in the pool. |
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| Author: | Nemesis Darkrai [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:36 am ] |
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O_O There is a zombie trying to get in my room!!!!!!!??? O_O *jumps out of the window and runs away* |
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| Author: | ShotDuck [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:54 pm ] |
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manuel_suplico2 wrote: Simple. I would kill it. joke. I'd probably get anything in the room to kill it. Probably, I'd throw my TV on it or simply get a match stick and alcohol throw the alcohol bottle to the pool and throw the zombie in it. Once thrown, I'll throw the match stick in the pool. Zombies don't breathe, so they can't drown. |
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| Author: | Zombie [ Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:09 pm ] |
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I'd invite him in make sure he's comfortable offer him some tea and discuss you mortals. I really should go to bed 
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| Author: | Eon [ Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:21 pm ] |
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I'm ready for it. I've got a necklace of garlic under my pillow, a wooden stake on my nightstand, and a crucifix at the ready. ... oh wait.... |
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| Author: | angelo chronos [ Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:27 pm ] |
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either the brass cane. sword (yes it's real) or my bow and arrow. yes i'm a weapons fan <_< |
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| Author: | Kruggeikarp [ Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:28 am ] |
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A zombie's trying to get into my room? Let me slip into something more.... comfortable ....J-just kidding. Necrophilia is not the answer, kids. |
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| Author: | paco25_007 [ Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:31 am ] |
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I got a sword in my room so I would go Kill Bill on that sucka! |
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| Author: | Cellblock [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:11 pm ] |
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Normal Zombie: Pop downstairs, make some tea, have a discussion with it, and offer some Scary zombie with faces like he one on screamers: Wow. This is some hangover. |
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| Author: | Endeavour [ Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:50 pm ] |
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Wow... after reading some of these I wonder if some of you should be out on the streets... I'd take my missile launcher and blow that thing to pieces... ...if I had a missile launcher. Since I don't, I'd probably just hide in my closet or try and escape through the window. :/ |
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| Author: | hydrojames [ Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenario: a zombie is trying to get inside your room |
Tie it up with TV/PS2 cables, then chuck it out of the window. If that doesn't work then  .....!!!
If it's trying to get in through the door, then slam the door on it's leg/arm/torso/head. |
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| Author: | Nida [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:37 am ] |
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I'm not unfamiliar with hand-to-hand of a few varieties. Competent enough to take out anyone I've ever needed to fight. I hope I wouldn't have to use it on the undead. But just let them try to get between me and my kids. We've got at least one weapon in every room of our home. Unfortunately, most are daggers and knives. The ones with reach are all bludgeoning, though, and more than capable of caving in a skull or three. No firearms. :/ |
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| Author: | Kruggeikarp [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:18 pm ] |
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The zombie survival guide states that the ultimate weapon during zombie outbreak is: A crowbar. Limitless in practicality and blunt enough to cave in the crumbling skulls of the walking dead, the crowbar is a must have during times of viral/radiation-induced terror. The only dis-advantage would be it's lack of power during crowd control, in which case, a shot gun should be employed to dismember and incapacitate large groups, and pick off the livelier ones with the crowbar. In case of entrapment, please proceed to your nearest 2nd story (but no higher) building, making sure that no undead reside upstairs, destroy the staircase, and motov-cocktail the zombie-hoard below. For further zombie-survival tips, I recommend the Zombie Survival Guide (Google it, it exist). On more of an I'm-a-loser note, I've been vividly addicted to zombie movies/games/comic books/books/ect. and am so vastly knowledgeable on their possible existence that everyone I know is counting on me during the unlikely, but totally awesome, event of a zombie outbreak. Cheers! |
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| Author: | pokemon ranger [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenario: a zombie is trying to get inside your room |
Wow, if there is a zombie outbreak, I'm making sure you are there to protect me! |
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| Author: | Zombie [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:13 pm ] |
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I...will...kill...you ...all |
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| Author: | Kruggeikarp [ Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:39 am ] |
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Dude, if there's a zombie outbreak, that'd be like Christmas for me. *conks Zombie on the head with a crowbar* A girl can dream... |
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