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& lol Jigglypuff has a whip.

And I'm quite aware of how to use it. I've also now got a sword on the same shelf; about three and a half feet long, so it's unfortunately a little wobbly...

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i think it needs to be noted - because i'm not sure if it has - that fire is NOT a good way to get rid of a zombie. if you've read the zombie survival guide, you'd know the only thing worse than a zombie coming after you is a zombie coming after you while on fire.

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I recently bought a brand new sword for my martial arts class, so I would use that. or i would chuck my plush pokemon/anime characters at it! :D


Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:57 pm
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i have a base ball bat,some matches,and a gun.

i would set myself on fire while hitting myself with the bat,hoping the gun goes off at a zombies brain while doing so. ;)

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Pat him on the head and tell him "good job petee now go get the neighbors". After all, he's my zombie minion. =D


Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:58 pm
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Fart at the zombie.
My farts can kill even zombies.

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I have no weapon in my room to attack zombies, so I guess I would jump out of the window, get back in the house and take a knife or a baseball bat.

Or I could stay very calm and explain him "Sorry pal, but I'm busy. Could you come back later? Right now I have no time for Zombie attacks. But my brother is a very nice target, his room is over there, then you can come back for me."
While trying to get into my brothers room, I'll get a knife.

Yes, the knife is my favorite ally against zombies.


Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:48 am
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I'd run to Alaska and Stay there! Zombies have no way to create Body Heat so they'd all turn into Corpsicles!
Huh, huh? Who knows it? Come on...?

Ok, how about this one.


"I'll lock myself in my attic and pull the ladder up with me! I have enough food in there for two weeks!"

"What will you do if you're up there longer then two weeks?"

"I can't tell you, you might be infected and know my plan!"


Come on, anyone?


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if i was stuck in my room at my house i would either grab my fishing rods and try to beat it to death

or get a glass or my guitar and wack it over its head.

if i was at my granny and grandads house i would try to knock it out with a heavy paper-weight

then run passed it and go out to the garage and grab some tools or my grandads sword!!!!

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Simple. I would kill it. joke. I'd probably get anything in the room to kill it. Probably, I'd throw my TV on it or simply get a match stick and alcohol throw the alcohol bottle to the pool and throw the zombie in it. Once thrown, I'll throw the match stick in the pool.

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O_O There is a zombie trying to get in my room!!!!!!!??? O_O *jumps out of the window and runs away*

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manuel_suplico2 wrote:
Simple. I would kill it. joke. I'd probably get anything in the room to kill it. Probably, I'd throw my TV on it or simply get a match stick and alcohol throw the alcohol bottle to the pool and throw the zombie in it. Once thrown, I'll throw the match stick in the pool.


Zombies don't breathe, so they can't drown.


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I'd invite him in make sure he's comfortable offer him some tea and discuss you mortals.
I really should go to bed :(


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I'm ready for it. I've got a necklace of garlic under my pillow, a wooden stake on my nightstand, and a crucifix at the ready.

... oh wait....

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A zombie's trying to get into my room?
Let me slip into something more.... comfortable

....J-just kidding. Necrophilia is not the answer, kids.

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I got a sword in my room so I would go Kill Bill on that sucka!

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Normal Zombie: Pop downstairs, make some tea, have a discussion with it, and offer some poisoned crumpets.

Scary zombie with faces like he one on screamers: Wow. This is some hangover.


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Wow... after reading some of these I wonder if some of you should be out on the streets...

I'd take my missile launcher and blow that thing to pieces...

...if I had a missile launcher.

Since I don't, I'd probably just hide in my closet or try and escape through the window. :/

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Tie it up with TV/PS2 cables, then chuck it out of the window. If that doesn't work then :censored: .....!!!
If it's trying to get in through the door, then slam the door on it's leg/arm/torso/head.


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I'm not unfamiliar with hand-to-hand of a few varieties. Competent enough to take out anyone I've ever needed to fight. I hope I wouldn't have to use it on the undead. But just let them try to get between me and my kids.

We've got at least one weapon in every room of our home. Unfortunately, most are daggers and knives. The ones with reach are all bludgeoning, though, and more than capable of caving in a skull or three. No firearms. :/

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The zombie survival guide states that the ultimate weapon during zombie outbreak is:
A crowbar.
Limitless in practicality and blunt enough to cave in the crumbling skulls of the walking dead, the crowbar is a must have during times of viral/radiation-induced terror.
The only dis-advantage would be it's lack of power during crowd control, in which case, a shot gun should be employed to dismember and incapacitate large groups, and pick off the livelier ones with the crowbar.
In case of entrapment, please proceed to your nearest 2nd story (but no higher) building, making sure that no undead reside upstairs, destroy the staircase, and motov-cocktail the zombie-hoard below.
For further zombie-survival tips, I recommend the Zombie Survival Guide (Google it, it exist).

On more of an I'm-a-loser note, I've been vividly addicted to zombie movies/games/comic books/books/ect. and am so vastly knowledgeable on their possible existence that everyone I know is counting on me during the unlikely, but totally awesome, event of a zombie outbreak.

Cheers!

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Wow, if there is a zombie outbreak, I'm making sure you are there to protect me!


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Dude, if there's a zombie outbreak, that'd be like Christmas for me.
*conks Zombie on the head with a crowbar*
A girl can dream...

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