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I got another weapon today. My friend gave me a dragon holding a sword. I could rip the sword from its paws and slay the zombie.

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Well...I have a letter opener, short but sharp enough to cut decayed flesh. And I'll probably get myself a cleaver when I'm older for self-defense.

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Okay okay, another try... I guess maybe I'd try to amuse it with my cool little orb that makes little lightning bolts appear inside it. While it's distracted, I'll just run away, and find something more dangerous. Such as a sharp knife, heavy object, or a small angry cat. If that doesn't work, I could always give is paper cuts with my VAST AMOUNTS OF MONEY in my room!




...okay, I only have like 50 dollars...

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OK, I have this thing on my bed, like made of wood and it sticks out and I always accidentally bump my leg against the corner of it and it hurts. So...the zombie like bursts in the window and I run around my bed. He bumps his leg on the corner and since he's rotting, his leg comes off. I run downstairs while the zombie tries to crawl after me. I grab everything sharp in my junk drawers and throw them at the zombie. If I'm lucky he'll be weakened more, weak enough that as he's crawling closer...I JUMP! And I land on his skull, and with all my weight, I crush his head, so now he can't eat me.

But he can still tear me up. So I run away from the zombie again and find a snow shovel and chop off his arms and leg. Being just a torso now, I go up to this disgusting lake by my friends house (It's like all covered with nasty green stuff >_< Bleck!) and throw it in. I pick up the severed arms wiht the shovel and I throw them onto the fire to burn.

Or I can enjoy the fact that this will probably never happen. :)

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Lol. Oh dear people. If you crushed its head, the zombie would be dead as in completely dead because you would've destroyed its brain :| so you wouldn't need to then go and find something to break off its arms.
If the sharp wood on your bed comes off then you could stick that through its head and you'd be done.

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well 5 things i could do:

5. ask the zombie to wait while i hire chuck norris to kill him :P

4. take my model of a revolutionary pistol (heavy, very heavy. oh ya did i meanson heavy? LOL)

3. my bookcase is wobbley so i could push it on him....or "it"

2. grab my dads i don,t know what rifle

1. go down stairs to the kitchen and grab the EXTREMELY sharp knife and stab him to death :twisted:

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Rip it's head off.
Rotting flesh = Easy to rip flesh.
Or maybe thrust your hand in it's stomach and pull out a few organs.

Edit: Pour paint in it's eye sockets or throw my brother's Chaos Dreadnought at it!

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Lol. Oh dear people. If you crushed its head, the zombie would be dead as in completely dead because you would've destroyed its brain :| so you wouldn't need to then go and find something to break off its arms.
If the sharp wood on your bed comes off then you could stick that through its head and you'd be done.

:oops: Heh heh...sorry, I don't know zombies very well. And the sharp part is like the corner of this wooden...thing...I dunno, I think it's part of the base of the bed, but it just sticks out from under the bed and people don't see it so....bonk, ouch.

But if bustin' the brain ends it, that was really a waste of typing. :frustrated:

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Shiny Latios wrote:
Or maybe thrust your hand in it's stomach and pull out a few organs.

Edit: Pour paint in it's eye sockets or throw my brother's Chaos Dreadnought at it!


You can't do that!! Does no one know about zombies?! Have you not watched the films or read books??
Perhaps not actually, a lot of members are young.
Although making it unable to see would be useful.

Seriously, who's Chuck Norris? Is he in a horror film? I probably sound really stupid but considering many of you don't even know what you supposedly do about zombies, I don't mind.

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I would break my mirror with my lamp and pick up two large shards of glass. Then I would slash the zombie and jump over it while it was down and go for the barbecue lighter and my sister's hair spray. Then I would call 911 for the fire, thus saving my cats, Wii, Halo 3, Xbox360, and DS.

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Or just stick the shard/s of glass in its head :|.

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oh, i've got some sharp/heavy stuff in my room. i also sleep with my dog (grow up), so maybe she could bite him or something. :O

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Noooooo, Kasey - if the blood gets in it, it'll be a zombie dog!!!!!

I've cracked up.

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oh, come on! :(

well, usually with strangers she barks and barks, but then after a while she loves them. i wonder if that works the same way with zombies. ;-;

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CharmedJoey wrote:
Shiny Latios wrote:
Or maybe thrust your hand in it's stomach and pull out a few organs.

Edit: Pour paint in it's eye sockets or throw my brother's Chaos Dreadnought at it!


You can't do that!! Does no one know about zombies?! Have you not watched the films or read books??
Perhaps not actually, a lot of members are young.

Actually, I'd do those just to annoy it and to buy myself some time, and my brother's Chaos Dreadnought is pretty heavy, so it could probably just make a hole through the head, taking most of the brain with it.

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I don't think you could annoy a zombie.

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if it actually got into my room i would get out my old glass chess set and beat the crap out of it then throw it out of my window. my pool is a couple of feet from my window so i would just watch it drown after i got it into the pool. :twisted:

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:|. You wouldn't be able to drown it. It would be dead already.

Destroy its brain people! Arggghh.

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some zombies don't have brains. so basically you are f**ked either way. and its an 8ft. deep pool. i don't think that zombies can swim.

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Redt is right. the brain would have rotted away.

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Oh my goodness. What are you talking about? It doesn't matter if they can swim or not, they still wouldn't drown because they aren't breathing to be able to stop breathing.
And if they didn't have a brain, they wouldn't be a zombie. They'd just be a dead body without a brain that never gets up.

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well it would be stuck in the pool then i would just get an extension cord, plug it up, and throw it into the pool. that is somewhat funny.

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redt wrote:
well it would be stuck in the pool


Lol, what an image! Undead corpse just flailing slowly... I'll be chuckling randomly at that tomorrow.

As for me, the solution is simple. Distract it with a bright light e.g. a torch, and then shove the bin on it's head and just go to town with a can of deodorant. This should demobilise it long enough to grab a kitchen knife from downstairs and decapitate it.

Unless the solvent abuse would damage the brain and kill it that way. I'm not an expert on the undead like CharmedJoey :)


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1. Use my binder full of Yu-gi-oh cards. (It's a BIG binder)
2. Hire the A-Team.
3. Give em' the ole' Primary Lotus.
4. Knives.
5. Fire.

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id sick my interactive roboraptor at it, hoping that does something. then id rip my mini-tv from the wall and throw at his head. if it hits anywhere else, id grab some broken glass and shove it in his eyes. blind zombie = spare time to get my knife collection and stab its brains out.


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