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Author: | drakonezduskmoon [ Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:02 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: rubbish jokes |
why was the piece of trash depressed? he just got dumped this one is so not funny that it's funny there was a banana it fell off a tree as it hit the ground it said ....banana split |
Author: | Plastique [ Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:18 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: rubbish jokes |
This is actually my favorite joke, but it's really dumb: There's two muffins chillin' in an oven. The first muffin looks at the second and says, "Oh my god! We're in an oven!" The second turns to the first and says, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!" Heh. I heard this one on MadTV: "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Saddam..." "Saddam who?" "No! Saddam Hussein! Get it right or I'll kill you next time." Dot said it. |
Author: | drakonezduskmoon [ Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:23 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: rubbish jokes |
that reminds me of a joke i heard from my friend at school knock knock who's there? me... i kill you |
Author: | ricabrightfox [ Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:55 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: rubbish jokes |
lol... heres one... there was a man who was walking to his house and all of a sudden he heard bump bump bump he looked behind him and there was this casket following him bump bump bump he started running to his house, but the casket got faster bump bump bump he fumbled with his keys and filally got inside bump bump bump he ran up the stairs and locked himself in the bathroom bump bump CRASH!!! the casket burst through the door. the man reaches for the nearest thing(which was cough syrup) and hurls it at the casket. and guess what? the coffin stopped!!! |
Author: | MasonTheChef [ Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:11 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: rubbish jokes |
What restaurant does a one-legged waitress work at? IHOP. ... ... ... |
Author: | Obsidian [ Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:35 pm ] |
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Two guys walk into a bar. You are sitting at the bar. They look at you. Then they leave. |
Author: | Shiny Dialga2 [ Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:02 pm ] |
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Y did the turkey cross the road. because its the chickens day off. Its a little funny but just another joke to the rubbish series. |
Author: | Draikette [ Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:57 pm ] |
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Q.What is typical of a 'baby bat' to sing around the holidays? A."All I want for xmas is my pointy teeth...!" (A baby bat is a goth child whos 'wings haven't grown in yet'. Bat is also slang for vampyre) not very funny but blah |
Author: | ricabrightfox [ Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:41 am ] |
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a guy walks into a bar and says, "ow". |
Author: | Patchy [ Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:45 am ] |
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Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 5 6 7. ;o |
Author: | ricabrightfox [ Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:49 am ] |
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why was the math book depressed? because he was full of problems |
Author: | ricabrightfox [ Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:00 am ] |
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what pokemon should you invite to an ice cream party? psychic... they allways bring their own spoons! i know, stupid, but funny. |
Author: | Patchy [ Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:26 am ] |
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Why did the dinosaur wear the girls clothes? (This could be better in the dino thread) Because he wanted to try-sarah's-tops! (Triceratops, get it? ;o) |
Author: | Draikette [ Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:56 pm ] |
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why did the torchic cross the road? to get to the other side... |
Author: | ricabrightfox [ Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:42 pm ] |
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why did the magicarp cross the road? because it was emo and ashamed of its wimpyness. |
Author: | searchman52 [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:12 pm ] |
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Why don't dinosaurs brush their teeth? They're dead. A plane crashed. Every single one of them died. how did the pilot survive? He was married. A blond, brunette, and a baldy were stuck on an island. The baldy tried to swim to the mainland, but only made it 1/4 of the way and drowned. The brunette tried, but she drowned after swimming 1/3 through. The blond swam 1/2 of the way, but got tired and ended up swimming back. |
Author: | Jaguar [ Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:48 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: rubbish jokes |
A man walked into a bar. Ouch |
Author: | empoleon99 [ Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:37 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: rubbish jokes |
Three men walked into a bar, two ducked A man goes into a restaurant with a couple of bags of rubbish, a man goes up to him and asks "why did you brings these bags of rubbish here?" The man replied; "sorry but i dont go to restaraunts often, but my friend says its nice to leave a tip." HAHA....... |
Author: | LeoTheLion [ Fri May 01, 2009 5:13 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: rubbish jokes |
I've got one to top them all: The Swine Flu |
Author: | MasonTheChef [ Fri May 01, 2009 6:43 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: rubbish jokes |
LeoTheLion wrote: I've got one to top them all:
The Swine Flu You mean like how it hasn't been found in any pigs so far? |
Author: | ricabrightfox [ Sat May 02, 2009 11:13 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: rubbish jokes |
it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out a science taks test. ha ha ha. |
Author: | MasonTheChef [ Sat May 02, 2009 8:29 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: rubbish jokes |
So a neutron walks into a bar and asks for a drink, he then asked the barkeep "how much will it cost me?" The Barkeep replied "For you, no charge." |
Author: | /vXv\ [ Sat May 02, 2009 9:05 pm ] |
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The world enter chaos the day Obama Said that Swine flew Three Girls were on an island a blond, a brunette and a red head. All of them needed to get to the main land. A genie apeared and said he'd grant them 1 wish each. The blond wished she was a pro swimmer, she then got in the water and was promptly eaten by sharks. the red head wished for a motor boat and made it to the other side the brunette said "Give me a million bucks, I'm going to take the bridge." |
Author: | khoufu [ Sat May 02, 2009 9:29 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: rubbish jokes |
Seven blondes and a brunett were holding onto a rope, climbing up a cliff. The rope started to snap a bit. Someone said 'This rope's gong to break if someone doesn't let go.' Teh brunett said, 'I will', and she let go. Seing this act of bravery, all the blondes started clapping. |
Author: | shinashu taji [ Sat May 02, 2009 10:59 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: rubbish jokes |
There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary and those who don't. Help local scientists invest in chemical bonds. What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? It's Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium. Susie was in chemistry. Susie is no more. For What Susie that was H2O was H2SO4. If anyone can get those jokes you will win some favor from me. |
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